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What is going on? (imgur.com)

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[–]ThatDeznaGuy 77 points78 points ago

>She showed me her left breast
>Stomach rumbles
>Oh no, not again
>Spaghetti pours from my mouth
> Man drops pants to prepare to ass eat spaghetti

[–]Dan0 13 points14 points ago

*right breast

[–]OfcDangle 6 points7 points ago

I'm thinking this is the only time one of these spaghetti situations had made any sense to me.

[–]Hurst814 6 points7 points ago

Idk. The mafia has gotten weird. They're letting themselves go.

[–]Megatr0nFTW 11 points12 points ago

First thing I noticed was I have those same camo shorts. 2nd thing I noticed was That the chick was thinkin she had no way of being able to give this dude the heimlich if he was really choking.

Edit: changed Heinrich to heimlich

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[–]Megatr0nFTW 1 point2 points ago

Touche game, touché. My phone is a very naughty phone. Last time I reddit on it.

[–]Raisedshoulder 2 points3 points ago

Young Heimlich use the maneuver!

[–]dhanson94 1 point2 points ago

I'm thinking he tried to fart but ended up with a shart, you would have the sane look on your face.

[–]Grimsonite -1 points0 points ago

Well there is a way to give heimlich to a fat guy.

Punch him in the nuts...

[–]salparadise23 8 points9 points ago

Still better than Olive Garden

[–]SpaceOdysseus 1 point2 points ago

Also still a better love story than my parents arguing at the Olive Garden.

[–]barset -3 points-2 points ago

Yes.

[–]clashcityrocker77 24 points25 points ago

I'm trying to come up with a rational explanation as to why the chick has the recycling symbol tattooed around her bellybutton.

[–]stirfried 17 points18 points ago

That's the strangest thing you saw?

[–]Nemokles 18 points19 points ago

Actually, yeah. Pulling your ass out is temporary and I've seen it before.

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[–]clashcityrocker77 0 points1 point ago

Interesting, I've never come across this before. Still, the navel is a strange place for it :P

[–]Fhajad 0 points1 point ago

I like how anyone that points this out gets downvoted, but all the joke replies get upvoted.

At least upvote both, shepple.

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[–]kablamy 0 points1 point ago

What was the context of said guy getting called a faggot?

Are you sure it wasn't a 4chan related joke?

[–]Garizondyly -3 points-2 points ago

Well, truth is irrelevent on Reddit, don't you know that? Compare it to Fox News.

[–]Magrathea_MAGRATHEA 25 points26 points ago

It represents all the trash that will pass through that area.

[–]RealChieltjmassive 4 points5 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunab_Ku this actually

[–]ZombieFaceXP 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps its meant to be a statement about the nature of procreation.

[–]Beetso 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a Trojan condoms logo.

[–]sparx483 -1 points0 points ago

Cum dumpster... That's why.

[–]cmwells55 4 points5 points ago

HE IS EATING MY GOD AND SAVIOR.

[–]Moise1981 6 points7 points ago

Looks like dinner, family style. In, I'm guessing, New Jersey.

[–]leafaxil 3 points4 points ago

The end of a long, national nightmare.

[–]screamingprofanities 1 point2 points ago

We call these tuesdays.

[–]Paulus81 1 point2 points ago

A white trash moment.

[–]Marine08902 1 point2 points ago

NSFW please

[–]murl56 1 point2 points ago

America, Fuck Yea, etc., etc. ...

[–]valupaq 1 point2 points ago

It's white trash britney!

[–]WardenStark 1 point2 points ago

it's the fat guy from Se7en.

[–]Doiteain 1 point2 points ago

Waffer Thin?

[–]Giggity_Guy 3 points4 points ago

the first thing i noticed in this picture was the obscene bread:other food ratio. im normal right?

[–]Andygoesrawr 2 points3 points ago

is that Britney Spears?

[–]Bwog84 1 point2 points ago

Where is the unborn cheetus?

[–]orzclones 4 points5 points ago

I googled cheetus and now I'm even more confused by your comment.

[–]Ebocaer 0 points1 point ago

In just a few short years...a few short years.

[–]wtfczar 1 point2 points ago

Se7en

[–]zer01 0 points1 point ago

Drugs. Drugs is going on.

[–]dieyoubastards 0 points1 point ago

This reminded me of those spaghetti greentext threads on 4chan.

[–]gregorious13 0 points1 point ago

Drugs

[–]Vengeance_mine 0 points1 point ago

At what point does one realize that using a table cloth for a bib might be a sign that there is a problem?

[–]Notrab133 0 points1 point ago

exact moment of heart failure?

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[–]lud1120 -1 points0 points ago

massive

...

[–]petedacook 0 points1 point ago

Looks like more zombies to me

[–]_egru 0 points1 point ago

This photo is often used as a reaction pick on 4chan.

[–]RevGonzo19 0 points1 point ago

Redneck wedding reception. Duh.

[–]feralmeatball 0 points1 point ago

This could be a wasgij

[–]Samurai_Michael 0 points1 point ago

That's a lot of bread.

[–]TrentMasters 0 points1 point ago

DAT AZZ...

[–]less_is_less 0 points1 point ago

Britney has really let herself go.

[–]Bomberhead 0 points1 point ago

All hail cthulu!

[–]PancakePandaz 0 points1 point ago

My mind is full of fucks!

[–]SirHenryMorgan 0 points1 point ago

Britney?

[–]Lu_kha 0 points1 point ago

old.

[–]Raistlin719 0 points1 point ago

I have so many questions

[–]wkpggrv83 0 points1 point ago

meth.

[–]OurMess 0 points1 point ago

that's a huge bitch!

[–]davidvstheworld 0 points1 point ago

Well that was a cool thing to open up with my boss walking by...

[–]scadsbogbog 0 points1 point ago

He is choking on mussel shells like an idiot.

[–]mjm8218 0 points1 point ago

It's the immaculate birth of the FSM. There is much symbolism in this picture.

[–]RealityChickCheck 0 points1 point ago

Every biker party I've been to in my entire life.

[–]calcantar87 0 points1 point ago

That Girl Looks Like Brittney Spears in a Few Years

[–]HaydenB 0 points1 point ago

"I sense a disturbance in the force!"

[–]mitt-romney 0 points1 point ago

He just realized that Christmas is tomorrow and his sleigh is still in the shop.

[–]psychopastry 0 points1 point ago

Gordon's alive?

[–]Dookiestain_LaFlair 0 points1 point ago

I love it when you call me big pasta

[–]AsianSensation3 0 points1 point ago

Or a heart attack?

[–]AsianSensation3 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else notice the guy mooning?

[–]Zeroxis 0 points1 point ago

The best party ever that's what.

[–]peepholecircus 0 points1 point ago

he's pasta point of no return, that's what.

[–]HetfieldJ 0 points1 point ago

Girl, your hand is disturbing me.

[–]radiobaby 0 points1 point ago

An average day at 4chan corporate headquarters.

[–]Ephemeros 0 points1 point ago

...the aristocrats?

[–]Malencius 0 points1 point ago

i think the guy with the spaghetti is wanting to recreate that scene from Seven......

[–]Mandalahashberry 0 points1 point ago

motorcycle gang

[–]texjess6 0 points1 point ago

There's a full moon out tonight

[–]Sure_Fapsalot 0 points1 point ago

He's using a snuggie for a bib and there are napkins right there. C'mon guy.

[–]mylopolis 0 points1 point ago

America.

[–]BrotherThump 0 points1 point ago

That guy was great in Seven.

[–]Hamtime 0 points1 point ago

that bread looks nice

[–]livelarge3 0 points1 point ago

Drugs

[–]dossier 1 point2 points ago

I.. I.. I've seen this before. Fuck.

[–]EoinKelly 0 points1 point ago

AMERICA!

[–]jvslacker 0 points1 point ago

A purposely staged picture meant to show an absurd situation and make people on the internet overreact to something obviously set up for them.

[–]jzigsjzigs 1 point2 points ago

Even if that is the case, you gotta give them props for their creativity.

[–]jvslacker -1 points0 points ago

I suppose, but this kind of thing is so overdone it loses whatever it was trying to accomplish.

[–]soggyboot 0 points1 point ago

The guy just found out where the noodles came from

[–]Jebe_Se 0 points1 point ago

Obviously they're really excited about Italian night.

[–]UNEification 0 points1 point ago

My family reunion?

[–]Knoxyle 0 points1 point ago

That is way to much bread. There's no way they could eat all that bread. There isn't a single piece of butter on that table either. That's gonna be some dry ass bread.

[–]ZombieFaceXP 0 points1 point ago

A) A morbidly obese man barfs up his ramen

B) A pregnant chick looks on, opening what looks like a cigarette box while

C) A smart ass moons the camera, much to the dismay of the general public.

[–]superfuzzy 0 points1 point ago

Somehow I thought of Devil's Rejects..?

[–]RalarenOTC 0 points1 point ago

All I can say is that guy has one hell of a cute butt! :D

[–]Sit-Down_Comedian 0 points1 point ago

The Aristocrats!

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

so this is nsfw

[–]Sir_Horsefucker -1 points0 points ago

I'd like to crawl inside of that woman's belly button cavity and furnish it with the limbs of her unborn fetus.

[–]thisguy012 -2 points-1 points ago

Something silly and non-sexual

[–]adain -1 points0 points ago

Photobomb... ass... would calling this an assbomb even be appropriate?

[–]Kbear52 -1 points0 points ago

She saw his arse He farted in his face while he was eating

[–]psychoconductor -1 points0 points ago

Surprise! Butt sex!

[–]bettaproger 0 points1 point ago

Surprise Butt Dinner!

[–]komma_klar -1 points0 points ago

looks like a good party

[–]baracudaboy -1 points0 points ago

Oogles

[–]Skeeball_Fanatic -1 points0 points ago

George R R Martin brainstorming his next novel?

[–]megustababe -1 points0 points ago

Hhhmmm I see there is a full moon out in this picture

[–]monototus -1 points0 points ago

R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-REEEEEPOST!

[–]The_butt_fox -3 points-2 points ago

That guy has a limp noodle. Lol:3

[–]CynicalPineapple -2 points-1 points ago

Buffet night at the stripper bar.

[–]TrickTrolld -2 points-1 points ago

I'll do my best to explain.

[–]Toomanybeerz -3 points-2 points ago

I'm pretty sure that's my baby :/

[–]Chickenspank -3 points-2 points ago

Brazzers.

[–]m40ofmj -3 points-2 points ago

fat people being fat

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