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[–]EvilTwerp 120 points121 points ago

They might be saving it for Bear Grylls birthday.

[–]culasthewiz 57 points58 points ago

Looks like a bag of Bud Light.

[–]Eustis 63 points64 points ago

Tastes like a bag of Bud Light too...hmm...

[–]oogies 9 points10 points ago

sip...hmmm...sip....yes it does..

[–]PloofElune 1 point2 points ago

Makes me think of that Dumb and Dumber scene when they are pulled over with open "alcohol" containers.

[–]negatievekarma 1161 points1162 points ago

That urinal is lower then the others, so a slight obstruction caused the other urinals to back flow into a bag that was on it because it was out of order.

ps- don't fucking up vote me.

Edit: Read my name assholes, stop that shit. Also who ever went through and upvoted all my earlier troll posts, I will find you and slap your face you shit piston!

Edit: I feel like Reddit raped me.

[–]devilshootsdevil 148 points149 points ago

Upvote the motherfucker, more people need this knowledge.

[–]negatievekarma 429 points430 points ago

If I called you a shit brick, would you un-vote me?

Shit brick.

[–]devilshootsdevil 163 points164 points ago

brb, switching accounts to upvote you more

[–]_BuddyTheElf_ 27 points28 points ago

a lifetime of trolling... all gone to waste

[–]chefhacker 8 points9 points ago

Actually only a week of trolling.

[–]Eats_Beef_Steak 12 points13 points ago

Still gone to waste.

[–]billtheangrybeaver 37 points38 points ago

your reverse psychology won't work on me, I think.

http://i.imgur.com/ba9dR.jpg

Edit. I'm a fucking drunk that uses Swype. YOUR, not YOU'RE, sigh.

[–]brainflakes 5 points6 points ago

Swype is cool, but as another Swype user you must watch it's every single weird for mistakes.

[–]itsbri 9 points10 points ago

Maybe if they pointed out you're grammar mistake they'd get a few down? Probably like I'm about to get...

[–]billtheangrybeaver 2 points3 points ago

Lol, I actually noticed it right before I saw your comment and edited.

[–]judgej2 -1 points0 points ago

Maybe the reverse psychology is the bluff, or double bluff.

Best just toss a coin and vote up/down as appropriate, and be done with it.

[–]herobotic 5 points6 points ago

What a great way to get karma. Everyone upvotes you for spite!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Redditors are incredibly spiteful. :)

[–]takeapieandrun 5 points6 points ago

I downvoted every comment on your profile, hope that helps.

[–]CompactusDiskus 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't have bothered to upvote if you hadn't told me not to.

[–]skrangle 1 point2 points ago

You know, that name isnt really working out for you.

[–]Slavic_Genghis 1 point2 points ago

you shouldn't have been helpful

[–]werdna314 1 point2 points ago

EAT THE 1000TH UPVOTE

EAT IT AND WRITHE IN MISERY

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

edit: wait. goddamn it i'm an idiot.

[–]Givants 0 points1 point ago

Really?? I thought it was because piss.

[–]lackofbrain 1 point2 points ago

I would have not voted either way, but then you said "shitpiston" and that deserves an upvote

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you, OP. Suck my fucking downvotes upvotes.

[–]_BuddyTheElf_ 0 points1 point ago

I think you meant lower "than" the others

[–]iamNebula 0 points1 point ago

''negaieve'' Upvote for you then

[–]RevGonzo19 0 points1 point ago

I feel like you know where you are and who you are dealing with. You're like a contemporary American politician: either you're really stupid or an unashamed self-serving shitbag. Either way, you've got my vote!

[–]negatievekarma 23 points24 points ago

yup, it's a trap.

Edit: FUCCCKKK! Every post makes it worse.

[–]thenka 0 points1 point ago

There, downvoted.

[–]bellyfullofmead 0 points1 point ago

It's your fault for pointing out your novelty account, what did you expect? Also if you don't want upvotes, don't go around reddit giving people helpful explanations.

[–]madcatlady 0 points1 point ago

I made you 900! WOOOOO

[–]Zombies_hate_ninjas 0 points1 point ago

haha nice try. there are 2 sure fire ways to get down votes. 1) Support the Republicans ; 2) use incorrect grammar!

[–]wdejr 0 points1 point ago

Don't tell me what to do!

[–]wrecked-em 0 points1 point ago

Upvotes galore!

[–]JCXtreme 0 points1 point ago

This comment must stay at the top. If you really want negative karma, I upvoted this and downvoted 2 others. You should learn from 'arrowstotheknee'.

[–]eXXaXion 0 points1 point ago

You heard the man, give him more upvotes! Or is he using reverse psychology? .... ???! .... ?!!.... !!....? Oh god, my brain hurts now.

[–]Endless_squire 0 points1 point ago

Oh my God this is the best post of my week. Thank you, have an upvote!

[–]BurntTheToast -1 points0 points ago

Karma whore

[–]yoweigh -3 points-2 points ago

do you really think reddit is going to feel bad about ruining your trollish novelty account?

[–]SC2TeamKnight 58 points59 points ago

POKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEITPOKEIT PLEASEEEEEE

[–]question_all_the_thi 39 points40 points ago

Shoot it with a bb from the door while someone is inside one of the stalls.

[–]wdejr 10 points11 points ago

Just throw a ball point pen at it. That baby's about to blow!

[–]lordlicorice 1 point2 points ago

Hell, it's stretched so tight even a laser pointer dot would rend it open.

[–]orthag 5 points6 points ago

So I'm not the inly guy who carries around a bb gun?

[–]FloydJackal 12 points13 points ago

He can't because it's a repost.

[–]brainburger 1 point2 points ago

Just kick that motherfucka!

[–]goozinheimer 9 points10 points ago

[–]Chuyito 16 points17 points ago

This was at the Engineering building at SJSU about 2 weeks ago. This picture was actually from my friend's fb, and then posted here.. and then reposted today.

Yes, it smelt horrible as fuck. I'm not sure how they got rid of it, but for the next 3 days I had to play "hold my breath till i finish peeing and run outside like a mad man". It was bad. Then again I was too lazy to walk to the other side of the bldg to use the other one, so it was on me too.

[–]amishfury 3 points4 points ago

"your friend" sure......

[–]funkpandemic 0 points1 point ago

Pissing in there's like playing russian roulette but with a piss-filled bag instead of a gun.

[–]My_Broken_Wings 18 points19 points ago

Urine the right subreddit for this post...

[–]icypops 0 points1 point ago

Come on now, don't take the piss.

[–]fredtheotherfish 2 points3 points ago

Let's be honest, you peed in it too, right?

[–]Okiah 2 points3 points ago

I would NOT like to be the cleaner!... Pop it from a safe distance accross the room and run like hell!

[–]FuckTheActualWhat 4 points5 points ago

I'd guess there's a clog in the drain down the line somewhere so that when the other ones are flushed it backs up into that one, and overflows because it's mounted lower.

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[–]Mudslingshot 4 points5 points ago

Came here to say this. My work has two public restrooms, and one backed up and gallons of piss went everywhere. I mopped it all up, and then the plumber said "all your pipes are messed up; if you don't do something, the other bathroom will do this." Management decided it wasn't a priority, and guess who had to mop it up next time?

[–]a_midgett 3 points4 points ago

I hope you worked on your resume afterwards.

[–]brainburger 10 points11 points ago

'Effective piss anticipation and remedial mopping'?

[–]Mudslingshot 1 point2 points ago

I actually still work there...promoted above piss-mopping, though.

[–]TheLostProphetX 1 point2 points ago

Not being sarcastic here, but you do one of the most important and necessary jobs in society. Without you and everyone else on the so-called bottom we'd all be fucked. Upvote for you!

[–]Mudslingshot 0 points1 point ago

Nice to be appreciated. Maybe I'll put off the killing rampage for one more day.

[–]PancakeMonkeypants 2 points3 points ago

Poke a small hole with a pen then catch piss through hole with a bucket?

[–]brainburger 1 point2 points ago

Get a hose and syphon it out? A low bucket would be required. Not easy at all.

[–]zeppelinSTEVE 0 points1 point ago

I'd hate to be the guy who has to put his lips on that hose.

[–]brainburger 0 points1 point ago

His timing would have to be spot-on.

[–]AFrogsLife 0 points1 point ago

There is industrial absorbant you can add to liquids (even in a bag like that) and just absorb it so you can control the clean-up. I mean, it would take a lot...But it would be way better than trying to mop the floor after popping the bag...

If this workplace does not have it, I personally would dump a shit-ton of papertowels into that bag until enough of the urine was collected that you could tote it out...

[–]43214321 0 points1 point ago

Often a wet/dry shop vac will have a pump mode...so once the drains are fixed you could pump it back in. Might have to stick a sponge on the inlet hose so the plastic doesn't block it.

[–]nidalmorra 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a puss-filled scrotum

[–]h0p3less 1 point2 points ago

Very carefully.

[–]StupidDogCoffee 1 point2 points ago

Dude, look at all that free juice!

[–]ExplosmChicken 0 points1 point ago

Yummy!!

[–]TrickTrolld 1 point2 points ago

[–]Emiel000 1 point2 points ago

I'll just take my needle, make a tiny hole and wander off whistleing.

[–]SirBenjamin 1 point2 points ago

That's a helluva bladder bag.

[–]freeradicalx 1 point2 points ago

poke

[–]distractthepaladin 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of how I felt recently when had to take a leak and had forced myself to wait because I didn't want to interrupt what I was working on, forgetting just how freaking far the restroom is from my desk.

[–]NonenSequitor 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, I drank a six pack of clamato and I got confused by the urinals.

[–]impulsinator 10 points11 points ago

how many times is this going to be posted?

[–]_Gingy 15 points16 points ago

I have no idea.

[–]jsr1693 2 points3 points ago

I call repost!

[–]Eustis 24 points25 points ago

Does it matter? I've never seen it before, and I like live on reddit.

[–]JowyBlight 5 points6 points ago

I am fairly new to reddit and I have seen it about once a week.

[–]brainburger 2 points3 points ago

It's odd isn't it? I am fairly old to reddit and have never seen it. It might be that our time-zones or reddit-days differ. Or, maybe you are somehow attracted to piss?

In any case, if its on the front-page, that means plenty of people are seeing it for the first time.

[–]SecondSophistic 6 points7 points ago

That's impressive.

I've seen this more times than I can bear to count.

[–]memercopter 3 points4 points ago

fake. how come the fish bones aren't showing up? and the lung isn't a fish-sized sac. it's a series of... tubes. um i mean bronchi.

[–]icypops 4 points5 points ago

I think you might have posted that on the wrong tab!

[–]YourMasturbatingHand 0 points1 point ago

For those men too lazy to flush.

[–]ihaveaneyedea 0 points1 point ago

sorry yo

[–]Termanator1123 0 points1 point ago

How does this happen? Mermaid Magic

[–]thegreengumball 0 points1 point ago

yummy

[–]Sgt_Smiles 0 points1 point ago

Ah, the old piss bag, classic.

[–]NickBurnsComputerGuy 0 points1 point ago

  1. Close Drain
  2. Place bag over urinal as shown in the picture.
  3. Flush repeatedly

[–]jumpup 0 points1 point ago

i dare you to kick it

[–]explosivo85 0 points1 point ago

this has probably posted on one of the dozen other posts of this, but it's what I think of when I see this.

[–]RalarenOTC 0 points1 point ago

How is that pee not so disgustingly orange/cloudy/brown? Some mischief is amuck..

[–]RageFace_Bacon 0 points1 point ago

They use to do that at my school

[–]bluegreenwookie 0 points1 point ago

by noone giving any fucks.

[–]ruchn 0 points1 point ago

PLEASE DOUBLE-BAG IF YOU EVER DO THIS

[–]trust_the_corps 0 points1 point ago

Over time.

[–]emergelife 0 points1 point ago

Full of NOPE.

[–]Jamula 0 points1 point ago

50 guys with good aim and no sense of dignity :/

[–]kerrybdis 0 points1 point ago

Whatever you do... Do not fucking kick it.

[–]Golemfrost 0 points1 point ago

Someones gonna be pissed,..

[–]benjemaine 0 points1 point ago

poke a hole in it....

[–]confused_outsider 0 points1 point ago

I just wanna push a child in it.

[–]joshboucher94 0 points1 point ago

What kind of pissbag would do such a thing? People these days...

[–]PianoTrumpetMax 0 points1 point ago

I remember last week too.

[–]abeuntstudiainmores 0 points1 point ago

carefully

[–]A_User 0 points1 point ago

I would so love to carry that bag up to roof of a tall building and then drop it, just to watch it explode in a shower of piss below.

[–]jmizzle 0 points1 point ago

Well you see... someone posts a picture on Reddit, someone sees it and posts it somewhere else. Rinse and repeat for a few days. Then someone sees the picture on a site different than Reddit and reposts it to Reddit. Makes the front page for some reason. Reposter starts patting himself on the back, shakes hands and kisses babies.

[–]pageb327 0 points1 point ago

What on earth am i looking at? Wahat the heck?!!

[–]judgej2 0 points1 point ago

You ask that like it happens all the time.

[–]Mario_strikers 0 points1 point ago

You should have made some thin holes in that bag!!!

[–]wubblewobble 0 points1 point ago

The shape of the bag reminds me of Jabba the Hutt (slightly - if I close both eyes and turn my head at a slight angle). I therefore demand some photoshopage to increase the amount of WTF.

[–]Astrocricket 0 points1 point ago

I want to pop it

so bad

[–]parabox1 0 points1 point ago

step 1 search for posts that have done well.

step 2 repost them with a new name.

stip 3 watch the karma roll in.

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/pb7cq.jpg

[–]i_cant_find_a_name 0 points1 point ago

That would be the best water balloon.

[–]dbrot24 0 points1 point ago

the akward moments where you wish you had a blow bart,dart,sharp object, or BB gun and you could run fast

[–]Rowsdowell 0 points1 point ago

I called maintenance. They said they'd be by never.

[–]JRawz 0 points1 point ago

Is that literally a bag of piss?

[–]longshot 0 points1 point ago

DICKS

[–]Eymou 0 points1 point ago

Peeing

[–]Frogtehfrog 0 points1 point ago

It's... beautiful. So majestic, and... yellow.

[–]Ducksaretheshit 0 points1 point ago

Now what happens when that bag breaks?

[–]thelolotov 0 points1 point ago

See that hole in the side of the bag? There you are, an answer. Really not that hard.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

pop it. pop it like a pimple ! Whilst standing on a ladder of course

[–]khast 0 points1 point ago

...coffee...lots, and lots of coffee.

[–]fatcat40 0 points1 point ago

POKE IT!!!!

[–]commenterguy 0 points1 point ago

How about some jenkem?

[–]AD240 0 points1 point ago

I told you not to buy the large urinal condoms again

[–]iscratchballs 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I dont think I could resist the urge to just nick it with a pen knife...

[–]orpheus117 0 points1 point ago

i dare ya to stab it with a pen and RUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

[–]Spirit24 1 point2 points ago

Person that did that must have been a little pissy.

I'll show myself out.

[–]wdejr 1 point2 points ago

I hate to burst your bubble, but you shouldn't judge too quickly.

[–]My_Broken_Wings 0 points1 point ago

Urine the right place for using that pun

[–]canadian_shooter 1 point2 points ago

How the fuck does that solve anything!? hah now what do you do with the bag? wow....

[–]offendernz 4 points5 points ago

Christmas present for Bear Grylls

[–]THANE_OF_ANN_ARBOR 0 points1 point ago

Better for it to be in a bag than all over the floor.

[–]Dawgishly 0 points1 point ago

Wet vac.

[–]Eustis 7 points8 points ago

Or a golden shower party

[–]onedavester -2 points-1 points ago

[–]scracher25 0 points1 point ago

I dare you to pop it

[–]adain 0 points1 point ago

My god how have people resisted poking that.

[–]djscottyfox 0 points1 point ago

A bag full of repost

[–]gospacedude512 0 points1 point ago

Repost?

[–]bronyking 0 points1 point ago

Well you take an old post and simply... repost it

[–]Todomanna -1 points0 points ago

Someone tied a bag to a urinal then filled it with water and food coloring.

[–]Schindog -1 points0 points ago

  1. Bring friend into bathroom.
  2. Throw dart.
  3. Hold door shut.
  4. Profit.

[–]tenfifteen619 -1 points0 points ago

Pop it and ride the wave!

[–]kevinderp -1 points0 points ago

A repost of this magnitude should have never happened. How DID this happen?

[–]ThorIbanez -3 points-2 points ago

This made me choke on my beer near to death

[–]FrostyFathom -2 points-1 points ago

This has been on reddit probably 15 times this year...

[–]thats_not_what_I_do -3 points-2 points ago

How does what happen? People endlessly reporting everything? Not sure...

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[–]myWittyUserName 2 points3 points ago

I just don't understand this karma shit. This is a repost? Really? Because I didn't see the first fucking one.

Why do you even care if this person is getting karma for a repost? Is that affecting your life in a way? Does the fact that this is a repost bother you so much that you needed to comment?

If this poster actually cared enough about karma points to steal this and repost it why do you fucking care? If he cares about karma that much then I think that says something about the current status of his life. Does the fact that he is collecting karma for a repost keep you up at night or something? THEY ARE FAKE INTERNET POINTS!!!. If it gets up voted then people wanted to see it. If it got downvoted then it won't hit the front page. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND?

[–]jewbear1 -1 points0 points ago

The reason reposts bother me is simply for one reason. I come on /r/wtf to see new and interesting things not to see the same photo continually posted. I do not care about him getting karma i just am pointing it out because i have absolutely nothing better to do.