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[–]thegrumpygnome 5 points6 points ago

The original post is what drove me to r/new. I give you this upvote in its honor.

[–]Arrrreeee 1 point2 points ago

Me too!

[–]LeSandwiich 1 point2 points ago

It's all that's left after 8 pages of redditing, even steak covered in maggots is still steak.

[–]Killcraft69 1 point2 points ago

that has always been you

[–]ruck259 0 points1 point ago

Well earned down vote

[–]Raukonaug -2 points-1 points ago

The pleasure I got downvoting this is overwhelming.

[–]Arrrreeee 5 points6 points ago

I just got a similar feeling downvoting you. Weird...

[–]mormonmadness 3 points4 points ago

Downvoting him was such a good feeling. Makes me want to upvote him, just so I can downvote him again. Beautiful. Just. Beautiful.

[–]Arrrreeee 2 points3 points ago

Upvoting you was awesome too. Nothing like downvoting Raukonaug, but still pretty sweet.

[–]Nightfalls 1 point2 points ago

Upvoting you all feels a bit awkward and unusual. I don't know what I'm going to tell my parents.

[–]mormonmadness 0 points1 point ago

Upvote to you as well good sir!

[–]DisraeliGearsX[S] 2 points3 points ago

Upvotes for everyone!

[–]beachjustice -1 points0 points ago

man people are going straight up nazi on this shit. i guess karma is THAT important to them.