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[–]Cablead 47 points48 points ago

He seems a little... rustled.

[–]BrownMofo 17 points18 points ago

It appears as though somebody has recently fucked with his jimmies.

[–]gnarlical 4 points5 points ago

[–]buster2Xk -1 points0 points ago

Here, you forgot these.

puts sunglasses on you

[–]Sethkins 5 points6 points ago

Rebecca black has a lot of work to do then.

[–]beakes41 15 points16 points ago

I thought Jay and Silent Bob already took care of their mess..

[–]uofmike 2 points3 points ago

4 comments right now, 3 came to post about Jay and Silent Bob, excellent.

Song: How many people want to kick some ass?

[–]Mitt954 1 point2 points ago

Link for the lazy: http://youtu.be/vuBWbpTJRqk

[–]FruitSwoops 1 point2 points ago

haha this is immediately what came to my mind. or the smack talk machine from pretend time.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]popcorncolonel 3 points4 points ago

[–]tnicholson 2 points3 points ago

You mean your question?

[–]Anthraxmonki 2 points3 points ago

It appears that someone has rustled Jimmy's jimmies.

[–]RhettS 2 points3 points ago

Wow third repost on the front page.

[–]BryanWake 1 point2 points ago

[–]NotQuiteOnTopic 5 points6 points ago

[–]SmartViking 4 points5 points ago

How nice of miss south Carolina to be of assistance.

[–]runsoutofspace 0 points1 point ago

Such as...

[–]secrentagEnt 1 point2 points ago

Should have asked Siri

[–]Jojonesj 0 points1 point ago

jimmy has a penis!

[–]GetToTrolling 0 points1 point ago

Uhh another repost

[–]canadianredditor17 0 points1 point ago

Well, that seems like a perfectly normal series of questions.

[–]PinkPuff 0 points1 point ago

Submit to MBMBAM at once.

[–]queBurro 0 points1 point ago

"someone's"

[–]EdWrathChild -1 points0 points ago

If he's having a conniption fit about YouTube dislikes, I don't think he's ever endured the soul-crushing Reddit downvote. The magnitude of one Reddit downvote is equal to a hundred... nay, a thousand YouTube dislikes!

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Don't mind that, it's stupid shit people say on Youtube when someone disliked a video they like. They do it for attention and thumbs up.

Example:

"'Mom I'm gonna go out for a while'

'Where are you going with that shotgun?'

'To kill the (insert # here) who disliked this video.'

'Okay, have fun!'"

[–]abelcc -2 points-1 points ago

I was happier without RES. Now I actually know people have the nerve of downvoting me.

Edit: Wtf the coward who downvoted me, show your face!