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[–]flamingbiskuet 64 points65 points ago

Hi Sparta this is repost why are you calling again

[–]krisp46 4 points5 points ago

[–]Godunderscor 36 points37 points ago

This may be a repost, but it's my first time seeing it. Have an upvote.

[–]maxfoley 16 points17 points ago

No, this is Patrick!

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[–]frgn8r 6 points7 points ago

Stop making me laugh in public while I'm by myself... I look fucking insane

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 11 points12 points ago

Insane? This is madness.

[–]2FMS 1 point2 points ago

REPOST BITCHES

[–]fallintrust 3 points4 points ago

Is this a thing, like "YES THIS IS DOG."? Because I like Gerard better :)

[–]WastingMyYouthHere 5 points6 points ago

[–]qolop 1 point2 points ago

The motivational poster ruined it

[–]xarlev 0 points1 point ago

Samefag.

[–]fallintrust 0 points1 point ago

[–]lydocia 3 points4 points ago

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

[–]eatfreely 1 point2 points ago

Can someone tell her where this originated? Edit: me* not her

[–]lydocia 2 points3 points ago

[–]Pelican_Fly 1 point2 points ago

He must be sick of all the debt collectors calling by now.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Why did I life...?

[–]Taterpugg 1 point2 points ago

Clever

[–]gender_bot 0 points1 point ago

I identified one face in this photo

Face 1:
* 96% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
* Gender is male with 82% confidence
* Approximate Age is 43 with 95% confidence
* Persons mood is angry with 34% confidence
* Persons lips are parted with 47% confidence

Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot

[–]ggrieves 2 points3 points ago

*person will dine in hell tonight with 89% confidence.

[–]rakkar16 0 points1 point ago

Approximate Age is 43 with 95% confidence

Pretty close, he's 42.

[–]Zhang5 -1 points0 points ago

Nobody asked. However I did find the "Persons mood is angry with 34% confidence" part amusing.

[–]DukeCanada 0 points1 point ago

Im pretty sure it was "yes, THIS IS SPARTA!"

[–]RhettS 0 points1 point ago

I love it when I've been on reddit for so long I start noticing reposts.

[–]myllo16 0 points1 point ago

this is your angel of music.

[–]CapAWESOMEst 0 points1 point ago

"A reservation to dine in Hell? How many are in the party? 300? Yes, we can arrange that."

[–]JCoxRocks 0 points1 point ago

This is awesome. Hang on, lemme find the one with that dog on the phone and I'll post it up...

[–]Fatpplrfunny 0 points1 point ago

As soon as i seen the title hello i immediatley started to sing is it me you're looking for, and now i cant stop singing a medley of lionel richie

[–]jpoblak 0 points1 point ago

No. This is Patrick. >:-(

[–]stash0606 -1 points0 points ago

holy holy grail, did you just try to bring back a dead-horse-that-beat-another-horse-to-death meme back to life?

[–]Identity_disorder -3 points-2 points ago

This is shit. Goodbye.

[–]lusciouslou -1 points0 points ago

I was just thinking happy thoughts, and then I saw your picture and it gave me a large smile. Thank you.

[–]Ozzymandias -1 points0 points ago

NO THIS IS MADNESS.

[–]CapAWESOMEst -1 points0 points ago

MADNESS?

[–]bobblehead02 -2 points-1 points ago

this is dog