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[–]Lots42 15 points16 points ago

Every two weeks, like clockwork.

[–]ThexFrOsTx 1 point2 points ago

No arms = No fun

[–]KryptosV2 1 point2 points ago

Why are you so angry?

I don't have any fucking arms!

[–]supert3dd 1 point2 points ago

Daddy where do punks come from?

[–]knightshire 2 points3 points ago

Anarchy for the UK.
It's coming sometime with no tea
I give a wrong drinking cup for jasmine.
Your future dream is a chinese green 
I cause I Wanna be anarchy,
(it's an earl grey)

[–]HolidaysInTheSun 0 points1 point ago

Nicely done, sir(madam?)

[–]Seepferdchen 0 points1 point ago

[–]Wood-angel 0 points1 point ago

This is the work of Hugleikur Dagsson an Icelandic cartoonist.

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[–]BelleDandy 4 points5 points ago

But I haven't and, apparently, neither has everyone else who upvoted it. You can just downvote and move on.

[–]mesk -1 points0 points ago

i was a bit peeved at this then i realized im currently drinking a cup of tea.its not a myth we drink tea like fuck.

[–]MaliciousHobo -5 points-4 points ago

repost

[–]lolofarisco -3 points-2 points ago

No anarchy if it's said "no, thanks"