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[–]IsABot 114 points115 points ago

Typical Blowjob Comment

[–]AStrangelove 33 points34 points ago

That's the first place my mind went... Not proud, nor am I surprised.

[–]alkapwnee 22 points23 points ago

I believe every man was on the same wavelength with this one...

[–]MaxwellSlice 10 points11 points ago

I concur

[–]THEPEA5ANT 6 points7 points ago

Indeed

[–]aJrenalin 4 points5 points ago

Quite

[–]DogiojoeXZ 2 points3 points ago

Yup

[–]Hotshot619 1 point2 points ago

Hear, Hear

[–]THEPEA5ANT 0 points1 point ago

For certain.

[–]Samanthangel 7 points8 points ago

And woman

[–]Majestic_Llama 3 points4 points ago

No matter who saw this, their mind went there

[–]jaela 1 point2 points ago

Honestly, I'm thinking this would be more useful for cunnilingus. Watched and thought, "Dear gods, I hope she's a lesbian."

[–]deadfield918 26 points27 points ago

Did anyone else notice that she turned her mouth into a vagina for a second there?

[–]Whybanme 12 points13 points ago

That was the only thing I could think about.

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[–]Canismajoris88 1 point2 points ago

upvotes for community... always!

[–]deadfield918 2 points3 points ago

Me too

[–]illeatit 1 point2 points ago

Really? I have the most normal boner right now.

[–]Fredster1R 8 points9 points ago

I have the proudest boner right now

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[–]popsicleptik 6 points7 points ago

Could you tell us a bit more about that? Like why you wanted it, if you like having it, if it's super crazy cool to move both sides and how that feels. (Please let me experience this vicariously through you, I think it's so cool but am not considering it.)

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[–]Masterspeed 4 points5 points ago

I have only but one question, can we see a picture?

[–]Chachamaru 3 points4 points ago

This is a bit personal, but may I ask how well it works for blowjobs?

I assume since you can manipulate both sides of the tongue, it's like a whole new world.

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[–]Chachamaru 8 points9 points ago

Great, now I have to go out and find a girl with a split tongue - shouldn't be too hard right?

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[–]iamemanresu 6 points7 points ago

We were all thinking it.

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[–]iamemanresu 4 points5 points ago

Confused? We all want a split-tongue blowjob. I've already added it to my mental bucket list. I also taped it on the rim of the bucket. I wanna get that done ASAP.

[–]Fredthecoolfish 2 points3 points ago

I have a question!

What's the accent?

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[–]delicious_murder 2 points3 points ago

umm.... what's with the swastika?

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[–]delicious_murder 1 point2 points ago

i'd keep it too! ain't nothing wrong with weird, semi-fucked up room decor. oh, and i'm a female.

[–]audreylynne 2 points3 points ago

Does it affect your speech at all?

[–]Yogsotho 6 points7 points ago

Honestly, I find that particular type of body mod pretty hot.

[–]ImbeinThatGuy 7 points8 points ago

Quick, Brazzers logo! There will be karma!

[–]IHateNicolasCage 1 point2 points ago

for a gif you would have to paste it into every frame, too much work

[–]ShadyKage 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only Redditor who finds no humor in the "Brazzers Logo" ongoing joke?

[–]ThereISayIsSexauer 5 points6 points ago

I bet she gives great head

[–]elguapo_frank 2 points3 points ago

I don't care, I'm still fapping.

[–]Megatr0nFTW 3 points4 points ago

I've never done the whole "lick my ass" thing with girls. but i bet she'd be amazing at it.

[–]LJIGaming 3 points4 points ago

I've never done anything with girls. :'(

[–]Megatr0nFTW 0 points1 point ago

dont worry, no one actually is forever alone. Even Jeffrey dahmer had gfs.

[–]UNEification 1 point2 points ago

I watched a thing on body modification where like 4 people had this done. Apparently it feels more natural because your tongue is really 2 muscles. The one girl licked two flavors of icecream and said she could taste them distinctly. And also, kissing is apparently really great.

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O_O

Two... icecreams? I must do this.

[–]theaim9 1 point2 points ago

Or forked tongue? Think I've heard called that. And actually one of the first things I DID notice was that she looks nice and not trashy lol. Just further breaking the stereotypes!

[–]shadoxx 1 point2 points ago

I'll be in my bunk.

[–]Ceigee 1 point2 points ago

Slytherin!!

[–]WiffleHat 1 point2 points ago

Um, ladyboner.

[–]Powderedhulk 0 points1 point ago

My perfect woman.

[–]nosferatu_zodd 0 points1 point ago

I can't watch that without laughing for some reason, she's very good looking and her tongue looks so sexy but I just want to laugh.

[–]YourColon 0 points1 point ago

[–]themoo96 0 points1 point ago

This is why you don't lick your knife.

[–]kingofbigmac 0 points1 point ago

I want to stick something in her mouth if you know what I mean.

[–]battlemaster95 0 points1 point ago

Is it wrong that this turns me on?

[–]illeatit 0 points1 point ago

It's the most normal thing there is

[–]PunchYouInTheVagina -2 points-1 points ago

alright, I'm out. Coach! Coach I need a sub!

[–]rammerhammer -1 points0 points ago

:. :

[–]MisterQuiver -1 points0 points ago

I wanna makeout with her,

[–]RalarenOTC -1 points0 points ago

SHES SO CUTE.. WHYYY. WHY DO I FIND MYSELF ENJOYING THIS?

[–]kevlo -1 points0 points ago

Well, honestly, I'm not sure whether I find this hot or just fucking weird...but it seems to be a combination of the two.