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[–]c9silver 36 points37 points ago

Amazing shop job.

[–]500daysofthisgirl 55 points56 points ago

[–]ridetherocket 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god, I'm dying.

[–]Sabin10 0 points1 point ago

That was the flood back in march

[–]30percentAlpaca 4 points5 points ago

I totally thought you were talking about Rose Tyler and Jack Harkness from Doctor Who before I opened the link, and I was totally confused.

[–]SKIKS 22 points23 points ago

This is probably the first time I've seen something on Reddit AFTER seeing it on Facebook.

[–]the_wiz4rd 5 points6 points ago

This is the first time I've seen something on Reddit AFTER it being circulated through inter-office e-mail.

[–]Dreamsum 2 points3 points ago

Same here... maybe we work at the same place...

[–]misterdoctor 1 point2 points ago

I found that weird, and then I realized I have a lot of friends that are redditors, but are afraid to admit it.

[–]RyanOnymous 16 points17 points ago

Seems legit

[–]mercurystar 10 points11 points ago

Where are their lasers?

[–]chaobreaker 12 points13 points ago

It cost 100 billion dollars to install them.

[–]zabuma 9 points10 points ago

It's cool, just take it out of our education budget! :D

[–]PhilliPTH 5 points6 points ago

that money is already earmarked for cancelled contracts

[–]niftyjack -2 points-1 points ago

I thought all of the money already went to Québec?

I'll show myself back to Minnesota...

[–]MarketParasite 0 points1 point ago

You do that.

[–]rsrsrsrs 0 points1 point ago

Still a better investment than Mars-One.

[–]InstantAnythingcom 23 points24 points ago

They're just the brokers that swam over from BMO.

[–]dr_truck 6 points7 points ago

go- train services east and westbound on lake shore will be halted until the sharks thrust for blood dies down. I suggest feeding some of the CP24 reporters !

[–]wickedcity 11 points12 points ago

sharks thrust

What? ಠ_ಠ

[–]beec23 13 points14 points ago

This isn't real is it? Because I'm genuinely confused.

[–]sanswork 63 points64 points ago

No, the sewer sharks haven't really escaped. You're safe for now.

[–]beec23 9 points10 points ago

Oh great good to know!

[–]pasmeme 7 points8 points ago

What about the sewer people??

[–]u_torn -1 points0 points ago

Sharks live in salt water, not lakes

[–]Bridgemaster11 3 points4 points ago

This is what happens to pigeons when they get wet

[–]OnlyRev0lutions 0 points1 point ago

And never, EVER, feed one after midnight.

[–]BaconWrappedEnigma 4 points5 points ago

Frickin' sharks with frickin' laserbeams on their frickin' heads!

[–]Draracle 0 points1 point ago

BOTH elevators are out of service!!! Worst day ever.

[–]amsid 0 points1 point ago

Damn, awesome chop

[–]Azzarii 0 points1 point ago

Literally just spat out my drink after seeing this!

What actually happened to Union Station!?

[–]mangovee 2 points3 points ago

Flooded due to heavy rain and an overflowing storm sewer. So we got our new aquarium early.

[–]darkstar3333 1 point2 points ago

Well they gotta keep the marine life somewhere while they build the aquarium!