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Me when I remember it's payday (i.imgur.com)

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[–]hallalotus 8 points9 points ago

sometimes it takes sifting through /new to actually find something that makes me really smile...this did the trick

[–]Ree81 3 points4 points ago

Posts like these is how I remember I'm surrounded by poor, stupid people who don't know how to manage their economy.

:)

[–]ITSigno 0 points1 point ago

manage their finances*.

If you can single-handedly manage the economy then the occupy wall street folks would like a word with you.

[–]Ree81 2 points3 points ago

Sure. Not sure how to write this in English since I'm Swedish, but all you have to do is not create artificial inflation and base your money's worth on actual wealth such as gold, and not "fiat money".

Ban lobbyism while you're at it. Corporations don't know how to run countries finances.

[–]BrainInAJar 3 points4 points ago

actual wealth such as gold, and not "fiat money".

haha, shiny rocks... The only reason gold is worth anything is we all collectively agree to the delusion.

[–]submerge32 0 points1 point ago

I'm an American and i cant agree more on this comment. Simply put. Thankyou. Because nobody seems to agree with me when i mention this. My only regret is i have but one upvote to give.

[–]jminuse 0 points1 point ago

People don't agree with you because there's nothing wrong with fiat money, the very idea of money involves people's trust, and in particular a gold-based currency would push the price of gold through the roof and cause massive amounts of capital and labor to be employed in gold mining instead of useful activities.

[–]Ree81 -1 points0 points ago

And I'm just a regular European Joe. It's common knowledge.... here.

[–]submerge32 0 points1 point ago

guess where im moving....

[–]TeiwsVirding 0 points1 point ago

Apparently it's not common knowledge there that being a smug shithead is rude.

[–]SCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT -1 points0 points ago

Nah, it's no big deal or anything. Ron Paul can do it.

[–]livmaj 5 points6 points ago

I always envied people who could forget it's payday. I count down the hours.

[–]TheMeaning0fLife 3 points4 points ago

Honestly, I never even learned which day was payday. I'll be withdrawing money at the bank, check the receipt afterwards and see that I suddenly got more money.

It's like finding money in your pockets in an old coat, except it happens every two weeks.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

And there are THREE paydays this month! AWWW YEAH.

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

It looks like the kid is describing the shape of a big booty.

[–]Go4th88 1 point2 points ago

Until you realize you have bills to pay

[–]xseanathonx 1 point2 points ago

HEADBANGER

[–]killingthedream 0 points1 point ago

How do you forget?

[–]BigBadAl 2 points3 points ago

That's easy!

Work hard (2 jobs help), live within your means, if you have to use credit then pay it off as soon as you possibly can (even if it means going without for a while), clear debts first, clear your mortgage as fast as you can.

The feeling you get when you clear your mortgage is awesome: suddenly a good chunk or your wage is now available to you; you know that you can't be kicked out of your home no matter what; you now have money to invest or fritter - your choice.

Honestly: earning as much as you can whilst scrimping and saving for 5-10 years is worth more than you can ever imagine.

[–]killingthedream 0 points1 point ago

I can respect that. I always thought "It's Wednesday (or M, T,Th, etc), I'm getting paid!". I never had to work two jobs, so I never had that confusion.

[–]Bucky_Ohare 0 points1 point ago

1st and fifteenth, awwwww yeaaaahhhh!

[–]itsnick137 0 points1 point ago

And it is Friday! Win.

[–]alkapwnee 0 points1 point ago

And the follow up of shortly after http://imgur.com/Ue3bY

[–]heywire 0 points1 point ago

Someone please put this to some dubstep...

[–]TeiwsVirding 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even get to leave work before my paycheck was gone today :(.

[–]Eddie_Hitler 0 points1 point ago

Funnily enough, nobody in the UK celebrates "payday" like this. It's more like "pass the parcel day" where the parcel is your entire month's pay and the person sitting to either side of you is George Osborne and some dodgy foreign energy giant forcing you to pay 9001x more than you actually have to.

[–]JStrach 0 points1 point ago

you forget?

that makes me feel so broke.

[–]Raymst13 0 points1 point ago

...yep, until you get a speeding ticket and realize you ll have to pay money for it to go away !

[–]avtomatkournikova 0 points1 point ago

Heh. I remember paydays like that - that's when I'd actually have more than $10 of it left after bills.

[–]jennysampogna 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsABTmT1_M0

[–]UselessSage 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the typical reaction of an obese office hen getting issued a new computer.

[–]DMo321Boom 0 points1 point ago

This gif is funny

[–]SourCreamWater 0 points1 point ago

Play this while watching the gif. Guaranteed good time.

[–]MetalAlbatross -1 points0 points ago

Can we not turn Reddit into Tumblr, please?

[–]fareswheel65 -1 points0 points ago

Simply put, damn that's fuckin funny. Made me laugh for a good 5 minutes

[–]hydrocodone_ASAP -1 points0 points ago

No one cares about your movie of your retarded little you. It's true. Nobody cares.

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