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The Third Party Element (i.minus.com)

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[–]Teyar 74 points75 points ago

I... I heard it all in his voice. I think I need to go watch this scene again. GAH.

[–]ObliviousUltralisk 31 points32 points ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWyznYNWeLs

[–]kineo 11 points12 points ago

Dammit, now I need to watch this movie again.

Thank you.

Have an upvote!

[–]laserinlove 4 points5 points ago

Like the movie? watch the Rifftrax!

[–]retardrabbit 0 points1 point ago

OH Snap!

[–]laffman 1 point2 points ago

You make me feel like i have to watch every Bruce Willis movie ever made again.

Thank you.

[–]namegoeswhere 3 points4 points ago

yeah, i'm definitely watching this tonight.

[–]laserinlove -2 points-1 points ago

Rifftrax. that is all.

[–]Timber3 0 points1 point ago

or netflix....

[–]laserinlove -1 points0 points ago

to my knowledge netflix does not have the fifth element rifftrax to which i was pertaining. although they do have a nice mst3k collection

[–]Timber3 0 points1 point ago

http://movies.netflix.com/movie/The_Fifth_Element/1154386

Edit: I should feel bad :( "This title is unavailable."

[–]laserinlove 1 point2 points ago

that is the fifth element not the fifth element rifftrax. did you even click on the rifftrax link I posted? Rifftrax is a comedy commentary sold in mp3 format to accompany films, in this case the fifth element. the commentary is provided by Mike Nelson from MST3K and the people who played Crow and Servo. Please next time, click the link and understand what I am saying before downvoting.

[–]Timber3 0 points1 point ago

I didn't down vote... just commented... :( and really I was just talking about the movie :P

I normally don't down vote, I always feel bad unless it is something really stupid that's said, you didn't say anything stupid :/

And I was really just letting you/others know that the movie is really on netflix as well, nothing more.

Edit: and by the way yes i did click on your link... why would anyone want to watch with the annoying commentary on the side..? I couldn't even watch half of the sample they give...

[–]laserinlove 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, I made an incorrect assumption on the downvoting.

Fifth Element might not be the best rifftrax to start with because it actually is a good movie. Rifftrax, like its predecessor Mystery Science Theater 3000 (a 90's TV show), is based on the concept of turning otherwise unwatchable movies into comedies.

The MST3K show had a loosely based plot about the protagonist Mike being trapped on a spaceship and forced to watch terrible movies by evildoers. He takes parts of the ship and makes two robot friends who help him make fun of the movies so he can keep sane.

Rifftrax was these guys getting together afterwards in the 2000's and deciding to do modern movies, something fans of the original show had wanted for awhile. So fast foward a few years and they have done tons of movies including some good movies (fifth element) which I guess you'd already need to be a fan to appreciate. Plus, you can make your own riff's of movies and sell the mp3's on their website, and some people have actually made some pretty good ones IMO.

Anyway, maybe give it a shot watching a bad movie and see if that makes it funny. or not.

tl;dr: it's a niche comedy thing.

[–]Gescean 0 points1 point ago

I did too... Scariest part? I havn't even sat down to watch this one yet :| and yet there's the voice in that youtube link.

[–]ch4rbok 0 points1 point ago

I've never even seen whatever movie this is from and I STILL heard it all in his voice.

[–]AcerRubrum 53 points54 points ago

Am I green?

I'm supergreen.

[–]TheeFlipper 13 points14 points ago

Good for you. Recycling is a great thing to do. Just ask OP.

[–]ChurchOfJonLovitz 1 point2 points ago

You sir... need more upvotes. Have my one.

[–]Jabroseph[S] 0 points1 point ago

Ah... take the upvote.

[–]Rudicorn 2 points3 points ago

Green you say?

[–]hornwort 4 points5 points ago

Just how green was it?

[–]darzeecompany 31 points32 points ago

What's wrong with you?! What you screamin' for?! Every 5 minutes there's somethin', a Bomberman or somethin'. I'm leavin'. bzzzz.

[–]j1mmie 15 points16 points ago

The best exit for any character in any film, including deaths.

[–]aspbergerinparadise 19 points20 points ago

Did that say Shenmue 3? Seriously? that's fucking awesome. edit: I can't find anything confirming that this is actually in the works, and no longer "pending" like it has been for the last 10 years.

[–]squirrelbo1 14 points15 points ago

Part of the joke ;)

[–]freakpants 12 points13 points ago

Half-Life 3 was in there too...

[–]whiteface 2 points3 points ago

I don't even care about that, I NEEDS MAH SHENMUE

[–]MrAsymo 0 points1 point ago

You... you don't care about half life 3? This is... a truly abominable offense! Punishable by death!

[–]IonBeam2 1 point2 points ago

Individual, you are convicted of multi anticivil violations. Implicit citizenship revoked. Status: malignant.

[–]wallace1231 0 points1 point ago

I would sell my mother for Shenmue 3.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 1 point2 points ago

I would also sell your mother for Shenmue 3.

[–]je66b 2 points3 points ago

i got really fucking excited when i saw that... then i realized its probably not true

[–]ESPguitarist 5 points6 points ago

I played Shenmue when I was a kid and that game changed my whole gaming life, and it actually changed my life in a way, too. If there was a Shenmue 3 I would probably start dying of happiness.

[–]sulvi32 0 points1 point ago

Drama queen.

[–]chaos_switch 0 points1 point ago

I think it was mentioned in the depths of the internet somewhere that for Shenmue 3 to be made, everyone who bought the previous ones would need to buy it twice. Otherwise it would be a total waste of money.

[–]Snowspot -1 points0 points ago

me too, it sounds dumb but when I was 13/14 playing that it really felt like I was there, kind of made me want to live in a city (and now I do).

[–]ESPguitarist 1 point2 points ago

It made me want to move to an Asian country. I have yet to do so, but someday I will.

[–]moves_like_jager 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, I'd given that series up for dead

[–]U2_is_gay 0 points1 point ago

Never has a game left me hanging so much. I mean sure the Assassins Creed series has had some pretty good cliffhangers, but they actually finish the story.

Fuck you Shenmue

[–]femax 8 points9 points ago

"Earthbound hd"

I wish...

[–]ethicks 43 points44 points ago

I posted this 8 days ago =D

[–]MegaJawa 6 points7 points ago

And he's getting twice as much karma as you. I'm sorry.

[–]PoniesRBitchin 6 points7 points ago

I upvoted yours <3

[–]sumrexnox 0 points1 point ago

Gave you the upvote instead

[–]nhg92 1 point2 points ago

And I saw it one year ago, before E3.

[–]probably2high 0 points1 point ago

Don't be mad, 'twan

[–]Jabroseph[S] -1 points0 points ago

Oh, sorry about that, I didn't know. I guess it doesn't really make everything even, but here's an upvote for your troubles.

[–]EazyHB 39 points40 points ago

It's a repost, but a good repost

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[–]dr_professor_patrick 16 points17 points ago

NO, BAD EXCALIBUR, STAY OFF FACEBOOK

[–]Smartguy6 12 points13 points ago

Did it say half life 3?

[–]hemingwayszombycorps 11 points12 points ago

Down! Dont make me break out the hose!

[–]TheFluxIsThis 2 points3 points ago

Here's the actual scene that this is from.

Or at least part of it. Couldn't find the whole thing.

[–]thechad1212 -5 points-4 points ago

God I love that scene. One of my favorite chris rock characters...before his voice got annoying haha

[–]bitwize 5 points6 points ago

That was Chris Tucker, not Chris Rock. Guess they all look alike to you. Now you'll be the subject of a Chris Rock joke:

Y'KNOW WHAT I HATE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE? THEY ALWAYS CONFUSIN' US WITH ONE ANOTHER. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME YEST'DAY? A MOTHAFUCKA COME UP TO ME, AND DIS WHAT HE SAID. HE SAID: "OH, I LOVED YOU IN THE FIFTH ELEMENT." THE FIFTH ELEMENT? THE FIFTH FUCKIN' ELEMENT? I AIN'T BEEN IN DAT MOVIE. I AIN'T BEEN ANYWHERE NEAR DAT MOVIE. WHAT, YOU THINK THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE BLACK MAN IN THE WORLD NAMED CHRIS WHO TALK IN A LOUD VOICE? SHEEEEIT.

[–]ViciousPuddin 0 points1 point ago

Waaaaaait, Chris rock says DAT? I feel like he's more eloquent than that. Is that part of the joke? Is my hair on fire?

[–]Level_32_Mage -1 points0 points ago

I thought Chris Tucker said it

[–]thechad1212 0 points1 point ago

oh god what have i done!

[–]brandontoms 1 point2 points ago

BEFORE his voice got annoying!?

[–]Schmangeetay 2 points3 points ago

I heard this in their voices.....it was glorious.

[–]WezVC 2 points3 points ago

This was on the front page 2 days ago or something.

[–]MoistMikey 3 points4 points ago

What is this from?

[–]Nashvegas 17 points18 points ago

Originally The Fifth Element (movie).

[–]svrtngr 6 points7 points ago

Multipass.

[–]manlytittysprinkles 5 points6 points ago

Mool-tee-pass*

[–]flyby08 6 points7 points ago

Leeloo Dallas Multipass

[–]MoistMikey 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

[–]Pelleas 4 points5 points ago

Did he just say Eternal Darkness 2? If so, I'm listening.

[–]TheRemix 2 points3 points ago

The first one was such an incredible game. I've been waiting for a sequel forever.

[–]Nsongster 2 points3 points ago

No, you've been waiting for a sequel since you played the first.

[–]namefaceguy 2 points3 points ago

You will be waiting for a sequel eternally.

[–]Smithsmith07 1 point2 points ago

Is it weird that when I yell at myself in my head for doing stupid shit it's in Chris Tucker's voice? What's wrong wit chu maan!?

[–]The_True_Zecret 1 point2 points ago

Final Fantasy 15 and KH3, lol.

[–]ilam 1 point2 points ago

Half Life 3? Yeah right.

[–]Catalyst6 2 points3 points ago

Half Life 3 will be released on the Nintendo platform.

Five console generations from now.

[–]UDNTNOME -1 points0 points ago

Nintendo gone bankrupt after wii U released, back to making playing cards and ultra hand!

[–]Nsongster 0 points1 point ago

Nintendo has billions in the bank, it'd take decades of straight losses to kill them.

[–]agentup 1 point2 points ago

I don't think Nintendo has appealed to so called hardcore gamers yet. I'll at least withhold hype and bashing until after E3. Plus no matter what Wii U stuff gets revealed the shadow of Sony and MS reveals next year is going to temper much of the audiences enthusiasm.

[–]Dstr1ck 1 point2 points ago

"And our online won't get hacked" was the best part

[–]SolidCake 1 point2 points ago

Kingdom Hearts 3?

[–]ryegye24 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone have the link to the NeoGaf gif thread?

[–]-Torgo- 1 point2 points ago

Shame modern warfare 4 is the only one remotely likely to happen

[–]mkj1313 1 point2 points ago

ITS NOT 'AMAZING' ITS 'UNBELIEVABLE!!'

[–]mistidoi 3 points4 points ago

Pure. Fucking. Genius.

[–]MrRams -1 points0 points ago

Bravo

[–]Jabroseph[S] 6 points7 points ago

I didn't make this, but someone on a forum I go to posted it and I thought it would be worth sharing.

[–]Rhaisteld 3 points4 points ago

Its been posted here at least 2 or 3 times before i think i'll search the subreddit for it and get back to you on that.

Edit: can't find it in a quick search maybe it was somewhere else sorry.

[–]squirrelbo1 0 points1 point ago

no been posted here. far to lazy to look for it.

[–]Rhaisteld 0 points1 point ago

look up nintendo, nintendo e3, e3 and didn't find it quickly so i gave up

[–]Fliepke 1 point2 points ago

Developers are already complaining that it's less powerful than the PS3 and 360. This will work out great in the future...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

It kind of annoyed me when everyone was raving about it being more powerful than PS3 or 360 anyway. I kept thinking, "Of fucking course it's more powerful, it's the first new console in 6 years!"

To find out it's actually not is just hilarious.

[–]JinjoTime 5 points6 points ago

It really is more powerful, by a lot. Those complaints showed up a while ago, when some developers (I won't say who) were not observant enough to realize they were given underclocked dev-kits by Nintendo before the final Dev-Kits rolled out. The final ones are even still a little underclocked because they are not sure about any last minute changes.

[–]Fliepke 0 points1 point ago

Hmm interesting, I heard from some pretty big devvers, so they all missed that? Well I'm interested again ;)

[–]JonnyTrump 4 points5 points ago

Really? I've heard rumors about it being pretty good. I guess we'll just have to wait until E3 to see if they reveal some specs for it.

[–]webchimp32 1 point2 points ago

I saw an article recently saying that the current dev kits were underclocked until they got the components finally nailed down.

[–]dinofan01 -1 points0 points ago

who? All I've heard is it being more powerful just on differing levels. (a little more powerful to 50% more powerful) Never heard of less powerful. Source?

[–]bobbobobob77 0 points1 point ago

Ahh, clever title.

[–]TCzelusniak 0 points1 point ago

He forgot one important detail... IT PRINTS MONEY BITCH

[–]citruscake 0 points1 point ago

I'm assuming this gif is from a movie.. what movie?

[–]CallMeMellowCello 2 points3 points ago

The Fifth Element. And it's a pretty awesome movie.

[–]cancernigger 0 points1 point ago

The Fifth Element. For a sci fi flick it's surprisingly good.

[–]omgwtfdead 0 points1 point ago

It has been like a week since this was posted last, can we try to at least wait a month on the reposts guys?

[–]Skwink 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was talking about E3 2012 for some reason, and almost had a heart attack at Half Life 3.

[–]Sutekhy 0 points1 point ago

I says hardcore, but I don't think you know what that word means.

[–]baconforallforbacon 0 points1 point ago

i have heard tons of rumors about nintendo recently. does ANYONE have solid proof, or is this just what it sounds like? and how do people get these rumors going before E3 even happens?

[–]FuriousBanana 1 point2 points ago

The Wii U has been announced for some time now. They'll be rumors about it until it is released.

[–]Rixxer 0 points1 point ago

What is this new system? I feel like I'm living under a rock or something.

[–]FuriousBanana 0 points1 point ago

Slightly more powerful Wii with humongous controller.

[–]Rixxer 0 points1 point ago

If it ain't movement-based technology (or whatever it's called), I'm optimistic.

[–]NorrinRaddforPres 0 points1 point ago

I enjoyed this

[–]d3v0 0 points1 point ago

Actually FF15 might actually be on WiiU - I've heard rumors FF versus 13 might be delayed and released as FF15 on all 3 next gen systems!

[–]JkOverlord 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure the first call of duty that will release on the wii-u is going to be black ops 3.

[–]extra_23 0 points1 point ago

Kingdom Hearts 3, what already?

[–]ElectroSalt 0 points1 point ago

Chris Tucker's best role, by far.

[–]messah 0 points1 point ago

Was Nicki Minaj in that clip?! Sure as hell looks like her in the end to the right.

[–]MFchimichanga 0 points1 point ago

To me it just sounds like they're talking shit and then when they do show it off it'll be underwhelming and we will all go back to doing whatever the hell it is we are doing.

[–]Wilhelm_III 0 points1 point ago

I approve the message, but that dude is scary as hell.

[–]elislider 0 points1 point ago

Wow, this sets a new precedent for Fifth Element gifs

[–]TheMrFraz 0 points1 point ago

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

[–]V2Blast[M] 0 points1 point ago

A subreddit for anything related to games (but not sports). "Related" means that posts must contain gaming-related content in the link/post body, not just a "forced" connection via the title or a caption added to the content.

[–]MacRamy -1 points0 points ago

the fuck did i just watch

[–]SirNoName -1 points0 points ago

God I need to watch this movie again with all the references popping up...

[–]Hjaldrgegnir -1 points0 points ago

Ahhhh, if only...

[–]melgibson666 -1 points0 points ago

Shenmue was spelled wrong. It hurt my head.

[–]tripinbalz -2 points-1 points ago

And the best part is it's as powerful as current gen consoles that have been out for 10 years!

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