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[–]Gonzephus 383 points384 points ago

This applies to most of Reddit...

[–]callmeWia 173 points174 points ago

I feel old.. I thought email attachments were.. convenient..

[–]richandwhite 117 points118 points ago

They sure are...for files under 1.5MB.

[–]iamrory 146 points147 points ago

If you can keep it under 1.4, just throw it on a floppy and mail it to me.

[–]richandwhite 29 points30 points ago

I still remember giving my brother a song I napstered in the late mid 90s, split into .rars on like 4 floppies.

[–]FlawlessAlles 11 points12 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/31fzn.png

How in the hell do you have a negative downvote?

[–]richandwhite 3 points4 points ago

My RES shows it too. I have no idea, it even follows logic and actually attributes an upvote.

[–]sophware 51 points52 points ago

dude, get with the times:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zip_drive

[–]HeroOfCanton 17 points18 points ago

Those were so glitchy though. Never knew if you'd get your data back.

[–]sophware 25 points26 points ago

CLICK OF DEATH!

[–]mmine1 1 point2 points ago

Couldn't you just give them a copy of the data?

[–]toadwarrior 0 points1 point ago

Mind worked fine for years and I still see some in use by other people. They weren't that bad.

[–]dmanww 1 point2 points ago

oh man, SCSI

[–]orzof 0 points1 point ago

[–]jestax 6 points7 points ago

Got a floppy disk with files on it from a new company we are doing business with, we strangely looked at it and asked what we were supposed to do with it.

They send everything pdf's now.

[–]stabino 2 points3 points ago

I remember the days when Warcraft 2 fits on 11 floppies!

[–]AnHonestQuestions 15 points16 points ago

Nah, gmail handles up to 25MB now.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

but i wish they wouldn't. if you attach a 25MB file to an email you're probably doing it wrong.

[–]edwartica 7 points8 points ago

Real good way to send a bunch of MP3s though.

[–]TheGoomba 7 points8 points ago

wetransfer.com will send up to 2GB conveniently

[–]twistedcain 4 points5 points ago

Google Drive comes with 5GB of storage now and can be shared in seconds.

[–]EpicCatFace 7 points8 points ago

Why MP3? Just do a 3GPP-2 MPEG-4 HE-AAC @ 32-36 kbps vbr and you can get a whole decent sounding album at maybe 12mb. Edit: If you don't believe me I can email you. ;o

[–]ebolaRETURNS 1 point2 points ago

You have a rather special definition of "decent sounding". :P

[–]MDKrouzer 1 point2 points ago

Google Shared Documents / Drive. 5GB for free with a Google Account.

[–]Gpr1me 3 points4 points ago

Someone should post the relevant xkcd. With all the technology we have we still have no idea how to send large files over the internet.

[–]twistedcain 0 points1 point ago

Gmail allows 25MB attachments, doesn't mean the shitty email client on the other end accepts them though.

[–]demenciacion 2 points3 points ago

I feel stupid.. im 17 and I still use email attachments

[–]forkway 1 point2 points ago

Dude dropbox. If you're going to college soon it's the bomb.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Exactly, once you've got it in your inbox, you have a searchable copy of a file with relevant information associated should you ever need to dig it up. Cloud really only has benefits if a collaborative effort is involved, not if someone is sharing a smallish work file with you.

If email clients could automatically grab a copy of relevant dropbox/google drive links, that would be a far better way of handling things - then you get to keep an archive.

[–]testmypatience 1 point2 points ago

It would be nice if gmail or dropbox would ask you for a message before submitting it. That way you had keywords to pull from and stuff. Also it would be cool if the recipient had an email saying they recieved a document and therefor having documentation of the file exchange.

[–]Trapped_SCV 1 point2 points ago

It depends on the context. Google docs are useful for certain things and attachments are useful for others.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

They were convenient, and are so, for people that don't know about file hosting sites!

But if they don't and you aren't educating them about file hosting, shame.

[–]frank26080115 0 points1 point ago

they still are, if you wanted to be able to search through them, and remember when and to whom you've sent it to

[–]b4b 1 point2 points ago

you cannot change an email attachment - the numbers stay the same

when you put something on a shared drive, someone might edit it, either accidentally or on purpose and you are fucked

[–]wtfOP 75 points76 points ago

Nancy, please for the love of god, stop attaching 10Mb spreadsheets to our emails. We have a shared drive for a reason.

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points ago

This kills the inbox.

[–]ExK4 7 points8 points ago

This is why IMAP exists.

[–]alkw0ia 2 points3 points ago

IMAP doubly kills the Inbox for this use case: Now the server permanently stores [# employees in company] × 10MB, and you still get n streams times 10MB in the first few minutes as everyone reads it at once. Small corporate IMAP servers and small (10Mbit) pipes do not like this.

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 0 points1 point ago

What do you mean? Are there still email providers with a limit on the inbox?

[–]biznatch11 1 point2 points ago

My university has a 250 MB limit, it sucks.

[–]twistedcain 4 points5 points ago

Google Drive Spreadsheets. Share a spreadsheet and even share editing of the spreadsheet in real time from any computer with an Internet Connection and a web browser. Oh yeah, it also stores revisions of the spreadsheet and marks who made the revision and when and allows you to go back to any revision at any time without removing the revisions that took effect before going back to the older revision.

Take a look at Nancy's revision and see that she fucked everything up and then fix it with ease and remove Nancy's access to the spreadsheet.

[–]spiraldroid 1 point2 points ago

It's always fucking Nancy.

[–]drempire 37 points38 points ago

I have used cloud computing before i knew of cloud computing

[–]c0horst 86 points87 points ago

I refuse to use the term "cloud".

I've had clients say shit like, "Its stored on our cloud",

at which point my reply is something like, "Ok, then access your server and blah blah blah.".

I'll never refer to a server as a cloud no matter how much people apparently want me to.

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points ago

I'd name my server connor mc-cloud of the clan mc-cloud

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

since traditional network infrastructure got renamed to 'private cloud', i've taken to renaming every piece of technology in the same fashion. my USB thumbdrive drive is a pocket cloud. The NAS my movies are stored in is a basement cloud.

[–]eire1228 10 points11 points ago

thanks for explaining. cloud references were starting to annoy the fuck out of me

[–]dr_wummi 5 points6 points ago

[–]Adren0chrome 8 points9 points ago

Why

[–]DrDragun 22 points23 points ago

Those smug douchey commercials. Same shit that ruined bluetooth. Okay the guy talking loudly to himself at the bar just to be seen also ruined bluetooth.

[–]pizzaparty183 31 points32 points ago

"FRANK, I WISH YOU COULD SEE THE FUCKIN TITS ON THIS BROAD. WHAT? NO, TITS, FRANK, HER TITS! I WOULD MOTORBOAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. HAHA OKAY GET THOSE FINANCE REPORTS TO ME PRONTO OR I'LL CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF. HAHA, OKAY, CIAO PARTNER!"

[–]pizzaparty183 5 points6 points ago

That was painful

[–]we_love_dassie 1 point2 points ago

*brawd - just saiyan

[–]HeroOfCanton 4 points5 points ago

Bluetooth is ruined? I love the Bluetooth linking between my phone and my car.

[–]DrDragun 1 point2 points ago

Not the tech but the word itself is painfully buzzword-ish unless you are specifically comparing different wireless connectivity protocols. "Wireless" is the general casual word. You say "wireless router" or "wireless mouse" (even though 1 is radio and 1 is infrared), why do bluetooth users gotta specify bluetooth in casual conversation?

[–]HeroOfCanton 2 points3 points ago

Because it wasn't until the Bluetooth protocol came around that I could as a consumer easily link voice-grade audio between commercial devices. Bluetooth!=Zigbee!=Wi-Fi!=Nordic etc. I say Bluetooth connection talking about my car, I say WiFi talking about my laptop, I say 4G talking about my phone, etc. There is nothing wrong with specificity.

Wearing a Bluetooth headset 24/7, there is definitely something wrong with that.

[–]DrDragun 1 point2 points ago

It's a matter of taste I guess

"I'm going to get some 89-octane for the WRX"

"I'm going to get some gas for the car"

I don't think anyone would make a big deal about it but the first sentence is slightly annoying.

[–]Djisti 6 points7 points ago

Because it's a new term that introduces nothing new. It's just a new buzzword that people in the Professional world love to use. Also, for manufacturers, it's an excuse to slap a brand new feature/bulletpoint on their new printer boxes and to churn out new products. ie: now cloud compatible!!

It's a marketting term, but as a gov. employee who gets sent to trainings/seminars ($$$) on a regular basis, I find it hilarious how much all the training companies are all about "are you ready for the cloud?", basically trying to pretend that something new is happening and we're all missing the boat.

But the term is so vague that it could be used to describe our Personal Network Drives on our work Network (private cloud), or accessing our network through the Internet (the cloud).

My father in law actually recently asked me whether he should get a new printer that is cloud-compatible, because you know... all those times when you want send a document to your home printer while being at the office.

[–]phsoftnet 4 points5 points ago

Because there's no point?

[–]neoncp 1 point2 points ago

what if it's an array of servers

[–]Mr_Quagmire 1 point2 points ago

cluster

[–]ohmyjournalist 1 point2 points ago

It's a cloud server. Just plain old 'server' has quite a few different applications. 'Cloud' is an abbreviated form of cloud server. Cloud is the 'buzzword' for online file storage.

[–]hurtstobreathe 1 point2 points ago

[–]Tovora 4 points5 points ago

I thought cloud was only a reference to it being on the internet?

I've always called it the server as well for ethernet, and cloud for on the internet.

[–]blixxx 8 points9 points ago

It is not a well defined term. Cloud can also mean "only accessable from within the company network" its then called a "private cloud" Cloud itself is really more of a marketing term.

[–]HenkieVV 2 points3 points ago

But... correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't that been around for ages, to the point where it's older than any meaning for the word "cloud" that doesn't reference the thingies floating in the sky?

[–]editortoise 2 points3 points ago

"Cloud Computing" is quite well defined by NIST in a document called The NIST Definition of Cloud Computing

an excerpt:

Cloud computing is a model for enabling ubiquitous, convenient, on-demand network access to a shared pool of configurable computing resources (e.g., networks, servers, storage, applications, and services) that can be rapidly provisioned and released with minimal management effort or service provider interaction. This cloud model is composed of five essential characteristics, three service models, and four deployment models. ...

Some people use the word in the sense of the definition from that document, while others use it to mean anything on the Internet. For the second group of people I just mentally replace "cloud" with "Internet" and make sure I only use those words in a way that I am satisfied with.

[–]muffinheart 1 point2 points ago

I thought that's what the word Intranet was for...

[–]AnHonestQuestions 5 points6 points ago

No, we call them servers on the internet too. I always thought its "the cloud" when its not a specific server, but its distributed across many physical locations.

[–]JBHUTT09 2 points3 points ago

But then wouldn't that just be the internet?

[–]AnHonestQuestions 5 points6 points ago

Normally when you store a file on the "internet" its stored on a server. For example, I have a computer in my house running apache that servers my website. I also use it to store files so I can access them remotely. If something happens to that computer and I dont have backups, its gone.

Its not a cloud.

If I had many computers in many locations each serving the same data, if one or even several went down, it would still work fine.

Thats a cloud (as I understand it)
There are also implications, such as syncing, ease of use (i.e. not having to set up raid systems or mess with FTP), and collaboration.

[–]thedoginthewok 1 point2 points ago

That is indeed what a cloud is. Every other use of that word is just buzzword bullshit.

[–]Gpr1me 0 points1 point ago

What company came up with the word cloud? I think the original intent was for totally centralized computing, and not just file storage.

[–]snubnose 0 points1 point ago

many people mis-use the term. the term sucks. but, it's MEANT to abstract away your need for an understanding of the underlying infrastructure. instead of worrying about maintaining a complex infrastructure, you point your browser to a URI/URL and BAM! the whole idea is that the distribution/redundancy/availability/etc is none of your concern. you rely on the service to provide that for you. if it's on ONE server, it's NEVER in the cloud. the cloud is the Internet, obviously, but in a big way. Not just your bits on a single node.

[–]groundshop 0 points1 point ago

Eh, I see in your situations (local company server) that cloud doesn't make sense. In most situations it probably doesn't. Google docs though? Kinda makes sense to call that cloud computing.

[–]HumanoidInterocitor 0 points1 point ago

In my understanding, "Cloud" means not knowing where your data is at any given time, even though it is still accessible from anywhere.

If your data is on a specific server in Intercourse PA, or Boogertown NC, then it's not in the "Cloud", its just on server. Real cloud services will make your data accessible, but you have no idea where it is physically located, and it might change any second. If Google or Amazon decides that your vacation pictures would look better in a datacenter in CA instead of VA, then boom, next second it's transferred, and you would never know about it.

[–]junkit33 10 points11 points ago

That's because it was simply called "The Internet" before it was re-branded "The cloud" by marketing heads.

[–]any1else 22 points23 points ago

Is he browsing reddit upside down?

[–]Devilheart 17 points18 points ago

That's how we will be browsing Reddit in a few years if the 'Australia' joke is kept on at the current rate.

[–]_shazbot_ 17 points18 points ago

Does that mean they will be browsing it right-side-up in Australia? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[–]trippleguy 6 points7 points ago

How about barrel rolling reddit all day long

javascript:(function(){var%20s=document.createElement('style');s.innerHTML='%40-moz-keyframes%20roll%20{%20100%25%20{%20-moz-transform:%20rotate(360deg);%20}%20}%20%40-o-keyframes%20roll%20{%20100%25%20{%20-o-transform:%20rotate(360deg);%20}%20}%20%40-webkit-keyframes%20roll%20{%20100%25%20{%20-webkit-transform:%20rotate(360deg);%20}%20}%20body{%20-moz-animation-name:%20roll;%20-moz-animation-duration:%204s;%20-moz-animation-iteration-count:%201;%20-o-animation-name:%20roll;%20-o-animation-duration:%204s;%20-o-animation-iteration-count:%201;%20-webkit-animation-name:%20roll;%20-webkit-animation-duration:%204s;%20-webkit-animation-iteration-count:%201;%20}';document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);}());

Just add it as a bookmark and click it for endless fun!

http://i.imgur.com/QJF6E.png

[–]achshar 2 points3 points ago

i am a programmer and can say the above code is harmless :) just css3 animations . Although it will only work in modern browsers.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

You mean I can't use it on Netscape? Oh well...

[–]Nasir742 2 points3 points ago

AOL browser!!!

[–]achshar 1 point2 points ago

or ie.. upto 9, or firefox, upto 3.x, or chrome upto very recently (i would guess 15 or 16). css animations are very new.

[–]extesser 0 points1 point ago

i think the entire picture is flipped horizontally, and then the text was added. the post it behind Dave says "DO IT" backwards

[–]muffinheart 0 points1 point ago

That's what happens when you connect to open WiFi hotspots.

[–]ativa 87 points88 points ago

Two years makes quite the difference when it comes to the technology.

[–]haiku_robot 37 points38 points ago

Two years makes quite the 
difference when it comes to 
the technology. 

[–]TarBarrel 16 points17 points ago

I wonder if the author of that robot is dead and it's just running on it's own on some office's server were author used to admin.

[–]testmypatience 8 points9 points ago

That would be wonderful.

[–]ummwut 1 point2 points ago

haiku_robot is actually an advanced AI sent from the future that comes from japan, where they communicate exclusively in haiku. its actually trying to tell us of the impending danger to the world.

directed by M. Night Shamalamalam

[–]DamnDishwasher 8 points9 points ago

Isn't there some principle regarding this? Something about technology doubling every two years?

[–]dantsai 36 points37 points ago

You may be thinking of Moore's Law, which, strictly speaking, is about transistor density on circuits.

[–]cerbero17alt 1 point2 points ago

YIL that it will stop being true by 2022. Where it will no longer apply because of subatomic interference in transistor function.

[–]dantsai 4 points5 points ago

People have been talking about all sorts of hurdles to Moore's Law over the years -- quantum tunneling, etc, you name it. I'm sure we'll come up with something, like we always have. It might mean that the transistor will look nothing like what it does now, though.

[–]DamnDishwasher 3 points4 points ago

There you go, that was it! Damn Reddit, you smart.

[–]cowme 4 points5 points ago

In a way. In the 90's, you couldn't go two years without your computer turning into a turtle. Now, computers aren't advancing quite as fast, but smartphones seem to be obsolete after ~ 2 years (and that's being generous)

[–]_Battletoads 1 point2 points ago

There isn't a principle, just some statistics and theories regarding technological growth.

Google that shit.

[–]smokingotter 6 points7 points ago

Google? Never heard of it. Is that like Alta Vista? edit: Google is taking forever to load, I'll have to call up Compuserve from my landline when I'm done and get some tech support for my dial up.

[–]manonthemount 8 points9 points ago

Cloud computing: If you wouldn't ask a stranger to hold your wallet for you while you piss, don't ask a stranger to hold your most secure information for you while you are lazy.

[–]Despondent_in_WI 34 points35 points ago

It doesn't take much, though...you're old the instant you say "Look, back in my day..." and mean it.

That's pretty much how it happened to me, talking to some younger coworkers... "Look, back in my day we...oh crap, this means I'm old now, doesn't it?"

[–]Darth_Hobbes 28 points29 points ago

That's a ridiculous definition. Back in my day we actually used the dictionary.

-An old High School Junior, apparently.

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[–]b110100100 10 points11 points ago

You're their senior or their señor?

[–]AnHonestQuestions 11 points12 points ago

Weren't you listening? he said "señior."

[–]Evilmon2 5 points6 points ago

Señor Senior, Senior.

[–]RajMahal77 4 points5 points ago

Kim Possible. Call Me, Beep Me, If You Wanna Reach Me. Christina Millian.

[–]h83r 0 points1 point ago

I went back and read this again with a spanish accent after getting to the last word.

[–]natelanz 7 points8 points ago

The comic is missing the 2nd pane, and happens to be funnier than the first - and I cant seem find it. FOUND IT

[–]nukefudge 1 point2 points ago

GOOD WORK.

OP should be ashamed.

[–]MrJay235 1 point2 points ago

Chances are, OP didn't know any better.

[–]nukefudge 2 points3 points ago

that doesn't take away the shame! forever ashamed

[–]faustzanuff 9 points10 points ago

my old hungarian choral director got mad at us one day and started yelling "It's you kids with your youtubes and your googles and your technicolor"

i was the only one that double-take'd at the technicolor. he sure is old.

[–]Browncoat23 3 points4 points ago

Why did I just imagine Hungarian Bill Cosby?

[–]faustzanuff 1 point2 points ago

because you have the greatest mind known to man-kind. hungarian bill cosby would be beautiful and terrifying

[–]Iroquois-Pliskin 3 points4 points ago

What the fuck is wrong with his feet?

[–]Yatterking 1 point2 points ago

Nothing. He's resting his right foot on the bottom part of his chair.

[–]dlyte1 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of Gerry Fleck.

[–]glenlikespie 4 points5 points ago

"Cloud computing" is just a dumb marketing term for remote services that have been around for ages. For example, most email services are "in the cloud" and have been for a good decade.

Remember this: "In the cloud" means, always, "on someone else's computer instead of yours". Replace "in the cloud" with that to see what service is being offered.

"This is so convenient because your music collection is stored in the cloud." Translation: "This is so convenient because your music collection is stored on someone else's computer instead of yours." Um, no thanks.

"Your sensitive documents are stored in the cloud for easy access anywhere!" Translation: "Your sensitive documents are stored on someone else's computer instead of yours for easy access anywhere!"

[–]foreskin_piss_bomb 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for letting me know I'm not the only person who doesn't trust whatever the fuck the cloud is.

I do use it to work on documents at home - I can leave my laptop at home and pull it up at work, copy it into word or whatever, and upload it onto our server. My boss thinks it's magic.

[–]awesomeroy 10 points11 points ago

Cloud = server.

Mac fuckin things up. Now everything is a "app"

[–]testmypatience 3 points4 points ago

Applications are applications...

[–]MrJay235 1 point2 points ago

You say what you want. I'll be here running my executable files, child.

[–]Aikarus 1 point2 points ago

I thinked the exact thing. HIGH FIVE

[–]MrJay235 1 point2 points ago

WOO HOO!!! -high fives-

[–]splein23 5 points6 points ago

Does using the word "cahoots" make you old?

[–]SimilarImage 67 points68 points ago

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3 weeks quierotacos Technology these days... here 5 503
7 months charlieisme You kids, with your "cloud computers" and "Googly Docs" /r/technology 88 744
7 months MountingPlatypi Googly Docs /r/pics 7 153

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Skynet started this way....It's only a matter of time!

[–]ninja_pyro 1 point2 points ago

Well then, we better give him tacos.

[–]Hoobleton 2 points3 points ago

Someone needs practice at drawing hands.

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Looks like those guys from that burger king commercial.

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[–]muddymoose 1 point2 points ago

He should be worrying about his horribly deformed legs.

[–]Pham1 1 point2 points ago

Cloud? The culture here in texas must really be different. Ive worked at a few companies here and nobody ive talked to have referred to it as the cloud. I see all these people complain about opening and holding doors but down here, everyone does it.

[–]newloaf 1 point2 points ago

At first I thought the response was, "Dad, you're like two years older than me." That would've been funnier.

[–]steelfrog 1 point2 points ago

I can still hear the faint echo of the cries of our Exchange server as a 50 MB e-mail entitled "Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: u have 2 see this!!!!!!11" is sent to the global distribution list.

[–]asldkfououhe 1 point2 points ago

hey a joke that's been made a trillion times, hilarious. front page material for sure

[–]JayTS 1 point2 points ago

This new girl I work with is less than 6 months older than me. Because of the dates our respective birthdays fall on, she graduated high school one year ahead of me.

Every time I mention a story in respect to what grade I was in, she freaks out. "Oh my God! You didn't get to college until 2005?! I feel so old!"

Every time I want to yell, "You're like 5 months older than me!"

[–]WrightJustice 1 point2 points ago

My dad hates cloud computing because he thinks it's dangerous and the government can easily have your files and stuff.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Smart man.

[–]RajMahal77 1 point2 points ago

Get off my lawn!

[–]weebaay 1 point2 points ago

i wish teachers would introduce their students to google docs. It's so much more convenient then carrying around a flash drive and makes school projects so much easier.

[–]EchoSolo 1 point2 points ago

Tried to be relevant and funny...failed at the latter.

[–]Cueball61 0 points1 point ago

Until it was over 10mb, in which case email servers would have a bitch fit.

[–]TheDicktator 0 points1 point ago

So much meta in that title

[–]ryanrulez 0 points1 point ago

He looks ankle-less.

[–]fancy-chips 0 points1 point ago

people don't use email attachments anymore?

[–]gentlemandinosaur 0 points1 point ago

Harrison Ford, is that you?

[–]ambrogi5421 0 points1 point ago

He has two left feet.... Or his shoes are on backwards

[–]Goldmine44 0 points1 point ago

He's browsing reddit at work?! tsk tsk

[–]JayWalken 0 points1 point ago

And so a fight club was formed.

[–]blore40 0 points1 point ago

In my day, we attached messages to pigeons.

[–]criticalnegation 0 points1 point ago

ah, office work, i do not miss thee.

[–]Wammis 0 points1 point ago

[–]peach_and_garlic_pie 0 points1 point ago

Googly...reminded me of this eugoogalizer

[–]solarpoweredatheist 0 points1 point ago

Is it still funny when it's a repost? Hrmm...

[–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

Repost Today, now known as RT.

/whine

[–]slr8692 0 points1 point ago

Dave's ankles concern me.

[–]ofiveo 0 points1 point ago

Is Dave browsing reddit?

[–]Mr_Cantstandya 0 points1 point ago

I still email myself files.

[–]cdfaulk4 0 points1 point ago

[–]yuno10 0 points1 point ago

Dave's right foot is tiny.

[–]philotimon 0 points1 point ago

  1. I like how he's surfing Reddit inverted. Maybe now it makes sense. Windows + Ctrl + Shift + Arrows. Nope, still doesn't.

[–]CidO807 0 points1 point ago

Kids today... back in my day we didn't call it cloud computing, we called it mainframe computing.

[–]luftmatratze123 0 points1 point ago

From this day forward, I call them "Googly docs."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is that reddit on dave's desktop pc?

[–]Fremenguy 0 points1 point ago

I love the Googly docs.

[–]FrettBavre 0 points1 point ago

Poorly drawn feet

[–]The-Face-Of-Awkward 0 points1 point ago

Soon technology is going to advance so rapidly that we are going to have a "what day is it" meme.

[–]Adolpha 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else read that in zoolander voice?

[–]N9325 0 points1 point ago

Repost. And with this many upvotes? Damn. Well have a downvote anyways.

[–]Daroo425 0 points1 point ago

This is a status of a girl I went to high school with, we graduated only 2 years ago in 2010...

When I went to high school, we actually cared about our grades and not who has what party on which night. I feel sad for graduates. You're gonna get pushed into real life and have NO idea what to do. You may party your ass off now but real life is not a party. I hope you don't have to learn the hard way but I have a feeling a lot might. I hope at some point you learn responsibility.

[–]Bernhoft 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but its TRUE!

[–]mechdelly 0 points1 point ago

did anybody else read the first guy with the voice of archer? hilarious btw

[–]riveronlan 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]AmboC 0 points1 point ago

I like how one of his feet is on the leg of his chair. I don't know why this makes it seem better.

[–]Miss_Bee 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of all the redditors in their 20's saying "I feel old"

[–]derrida_n_shit 0 points1 point ago

With the exponential rate at which technology evolves now, 2 years in the 21st century is perhaps equal to a cultural and technological shift of 10 years in the 90s and 20th century.

[–]folderol 0 points1 point ago

Man, I have a co-worker who does this type of shit to me. He is 5 years older than me (I'm 40) but he's always saying things like, "You young guys..." or "You'll understand someday." WTF dude.

[–]Shuda7 0 points1 point ago

To be totally honest I'm 18 and I have never used google docs or cloud storage.

[–]puravida1024 0 points1 point ago

That is the best fucking thing I've read here.

[–]erickster007 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure but I think dave is a redditor .

[–]juicyflute 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted for "googly docs".

[–]schiesse 0 points1 point ago

I find it weird that I get called "kid" by people two years older than me. I am 27. I really do not see a gap within someone within 2 years of my age.

[–]s_i_leigh 0 points1 point ago

Based the justification of the text on his screen, that monitor is either upside down, mirrored, or Hebrew.

[–]circuzninja 0 points1 point ago

Oh goody...another repost

[–]forkway 0 points1 point ago

This is so me and my sister.

[–]baronxs 0 points1 point ago

Lost it at "Googly Docs"

[–]BADGERBORN 0 points1 point ago

Sad but true story I'm in yr 8 and I know of a certain person (also yr 8) who does this to every year 7 kid he sees examples include... I can't believe you use smartphones you are only year 7... and back when I was growing up we didn't stay inside all day.. And my favourite, brace yourselves. when I was a kid.. So on behalf of my generation of retards I would like to humbly apologise.

[–]TouteDeLaSmore 0 points1 point ago

I remember introducing my coworkers to google docs. It was interesting to see how even people 4 years older than myself had no idea what it was.

[–]guyver_dio 0 points1 point ago

it looks like reddit is right aligned

[–]IntrinsicSurgeon 0 points1 point ago

Dude's ankles are tripping me out.

[–]reidhasguitar 0 points1 point ago

Reddit in a nutshell.

[–]bornbetter878 0 points1 point ago

im 18 i still dont know what cloud is :P