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Thanks for the confidence boost, lionbro (i.imgur.com)

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[–]serendipity_pattern 166 points167 points ago

I love you, food.

[–]rspeed 56 points57 points ago

What a tweest!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]searingsky 11 points12 points ago

this needs to stop

[–]EquinsuOcha 7 points8 points ago

That's not what she said.

Also, your mom.

[–]talitus 0 points1 point ago

Go to bed, M Night Shamalapoo

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]cheapasfree24 7 points8 points ago

I honestly can't tell what your intention with this post was.

[–]eifersucht12a 11 points12 points ago

His name is Shadow Maggot. His screen name is a 666 from being a pseudo-non-conformist's wet dream.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Tranchera 16 points17 points ago

I want to upvote you to piss you off.

But your post is so dumb.

You task me.

[–]Slanke_Mann 26 points27 points ago

...what did he task you with?

What did you see!?

[–]SpikeX 0 points1 point ago

You saw nothing.

Move along.

[–]Slanke_Mann 0 points1 point ago

I see everything.

[–]toot_toots 71 points72 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/uf14d/idk_jeremy/

[–]Not_Slim_Shady 8 points9 points ago

r/funny doing what r/funny does best

[–]MrJay235 1 point2 points ago

Reposting things that aren't actually funny? Yup.

[–]oh_hai_denny 12 points13 points ago

I honestly thought I was going insane, yet it was just another repost! ...sigh...

[–]garysnail123 5 points6 points ago

Well I've never seen it.

[–]drinkingfor2 0 points1 point ago

If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!

[–]LupivTheGreat 3 points4 points ago

To be fair it's a different subreddit. At least OP had the decency to change subreddits before reposting.

[–]oh_hai_denny 14 points15 points ago

To be fair that's why there's a "[x-post]"

[–]LupivTheGreat 43 points44 points ago

You're right, this can only mean one thing!

[–]crazdave 0 points1 point ago

I love this.

[–]memeaddictedchick 0 points1 point ago

Some of us aren't subscribed to r/gifs. I haven't seen this before. :s

[–]I_POTATO_PEOPLE 48 points49 points ago

This gif is on the front page twice. Simultaneously.

I know I sound like a grumpy old man, but STOP BEING RETARDED.

[–]CaisLaochach 10 points11 points ago

It's a lion hugging somebody. It's pretty awesome.

[–]Lurker187 4 points5 points ago

I assume the other one is on r/gifs? That's not a default subreddit, so many of us don't really see it. At least not me.

[–]chas3 0 points1 point ago

I think you'll be pleased once you take a look at OP's username.

[–]hypnoderp 0 points1 point ago

Dude, just potato him!

[–]keagmcG 18 points19 points ago

I love how his name is Jeremy

[–]badaboombadabing 11 points12 points ago

Jeremy his name is how I love.

[–]shillbert 9 points10 points ago

Love is how I name his Jeremy.

[–]lordofALLsquirrels 4 points5 points ago

How is Jeremy? I love his name.

[–]LeonardoFibonacci -1 points0 points ago

I'm fine, thanks.

[–]memeaddictedchick 1 point2 points ago

Jeremy spoke in..claaaasss today!

[–]PeacefulWarriorWay 22 points23 points ago

Stolen within an hour with a less funny title, keep on whoring lionbro!

[–]6fast6furious 18 points19 points ago

As a man named Jeremy, with a brother named Rory (geddit, Roar-y?), this made me smile.

[–]springbroke 17 points18 points ago

And as a man not named Jeremy who has no brother with a name readily available for a lion pun, this also made me smile

[–]Username_Storytime 5 points6 points ago

It is the sequel they had always done their best to hide, and with great shame they kept the tapes under a stone vault. But, that did not stop an intrepid few who dared all the warnings given, and trekked into where the dreaded sequel was held. The first booby trap, nestled in a small alcove midway through a narrow corridor sealed the fate of three. The trap was a horrendous projection of a terrifying performance of Vin Diesel, making the poor explorers duck for cover as they their comrade's faces melt and trickle down the husks that once where their bodies.

Down the long corridor was a dropoff, making the cursed crew unable to climb back up as they heard the second trap screaming in the background 'BEES!'

The adventurous stood aghast to see Nicolas Cage, now a gaunt shadow of his former self -- and driven mad by his forced role in the sequel. But for the safety of the public, Cage was hermetically sealed as well. But in nic's rabid swipes and fury as he pounced the huddled group of explorers, he smashed his skull into the masonry with a resounding slam.

There was only one survivor, who treaded through the swampy mass of piled viscera. She stumbled out of the gore, and looked out ahead with a trembling countenance. On a pedestal lay her goal, a tape of 6fast6furious a movie so reportably awful that it brought a scourge into the minds of anyone who viewed it.

"But what shall I do with it?" she pondered, not expecting herself to be the last stand of the group. But a grin spread across her face. She knew folks who slaved over programming projects. Among them was 'проект жууж' An old nefarious plot to subliminally instill thoughts onto the viewing populace of IRC channels. The survivor cackled as she thought of a particular website that could be plugged on with Proyekt Zhuuzh....

[–]Parakletos011 1 point2 points ago

what.

[–]Username_Storytime 0 points1 point ago

Correct answer

[–]thewhoiam 3 points4 points ago

A desperate individual, craving the downpour of karma, wrote an outlandish script based on a mere 13 characters of inspiration.

And it wasn't bad.

[–]Username_Storytime 1 point2 points ago

I dunno, I just can't sleep. Hate it when I don't write out some crazy shit every now and again sagenod

[–]thewhoiam 2 points3 points ago

Reddit may be the greatest place ever in humanity to write your crazy shit.

Keep on it! Good potential brewing there!

[–]Username_Storytime 2 points3 points ago

All the interesting names get buried shrugs

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel

[–]turtlesquirt 0 points1 point ago

You just have to digg deeeeeeper

[–]Username_Storytime 4 points5 points ago

"I can't say I've ever seen a tortoise do that..." The reply was instant, a corrective slap along with the assurance that it was indeed a turtle. But what came after silenced the room, far more than the pitter patter of sweaty palm striking cheek. A second rumble from the belly of an upturned turtle flailing on the examination table. All of the spectators, sitting around in a semi-circle platform making notes of every last detail, where dismayed. The corrective presenter cleared his voice, trying to shake his apprehension, and nudged the other presenter, "Do the honors?"

The aid wheezed out in anxiety and flattened the wrinkles on his lab coat as he kneeled down to give the exposed turtle belly a precise tickle, strictly following his department's guidelines. Immediately the rumbling halted, and for a moment the entire hall stood in awe at the profound quiet. But in turn, there was a cacophonous blast from a surge of water as the Turtle squealed. Both presenters where thrown like ragdolls in the ensuing flash flood projected out of the flailing turtle's nethers.

It was a stench that took days to clear off of the presenters robes, and weekend to clear out of the hall. But the memory of the event never quite seemed to fade from the generation of interns as they jested and joked about the two presenters

Well shit I need sleep...

[–]turtlesquirt 1 point2 points ago

sleep aside, that's the same story i thought of when i needed a reddit username

[–]dwnvotethis 1 point2 points ago

Shut up Shaun T.

[–]dustinjt 0 points1 point ago

As a man named Dustin, this did not make me laugh. We are all humorless assholes.

[–]warpfield 2 points3 points ago

You are tasty and I love you. With salad.

[–]Twaddles 1 point2 points ago

No croutons and dressing on the side please

[–]grimatongueworm 2 points3 points ago

Every time I watch that, I still expect the lion to gnaw the guy's head off. Gnom gnom.

[–]ACharmlessMan 4 points5 points ago

How the fuck is this front page? it's already at the top in /r/gifs

[–]Tranchera 8 points9 points ago

Stop being retarded. Stop reposting shit.

[–]bradapalooza 1 point2 points ago

That lion fucking loves reenacting the last scene of Lost In Translation.

[–]Smok3dSalmon 3 points4 points ago

I thought the lion was going to eat his face... :( damn you cnn

[–]ssg115 0 points1 point ago

It would have, but it couldn't get its head through the bars

[–]Brashdoodle 1 point2 points ago

Had this not been reposted, I would have never seen it and not cried of laughter just now.

[–]Uhrschnur 2 points3 points ago

STOP_BEING _RETARDED you fucking REPOSTER

[–]Popapetic 0 points1 point ago

You're beautiful, Randy

[–]lydocia 0 points1 point ago

He's lying.

[–]FreethinkerRyan 0 points1 point ago

While at a small zoo in the mountains last week, I had looked a lion in the eye and it did this ferocious "come-at-me-bro" snarl as it slightly jumped in my direction. So this gif made me cringe at first.

(Later, at the same zoo, a gorilla threw chewed banana-peel all over me)

[–]theC4K3is4lie 0 points1 point ago

oh god i love this

[–]karottenfelt 0 points1 point ago

That lion is drunk.

[–]tehweave 0 points1 point ago

I may have just D'awwwed myself to death.

[–]holaimaaron 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that I read this in Liam Neeson's voice?

[–]payceface 0 points1 point ago

This made me smile so hard.

[–]MiamiPower 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-sOaUAgbB4 THUNDER CATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]__slots__ 0 points1 point ago

All anyone can talk about is how they're on reddit, and they've reddit or seenit or whatever. You want to know how to make reddit better? Don't police posts, just make the posts which reach the top worthwhile. Doesn't anyone want to know how they train the lion to keep its mouth closed and whether its claws are shorn?

[–]freed0rn 0 points1 point ago

Yes :)

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

Jeremy better watch his back. Those humans are fucking dangerous creatures.

[–]DemStopher 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one imagining the lion having the voice of Will Ferrell?

[–]Twaddles -1 points0 points ago

I have asked everyone. Yes, you are the only one. Good for you - way to be an individual.

[–]DemStopher 1 point2 points ago

Congrats on coming back with a witty, well structured response. Proud of you.

[–]Twaddles -1 points0 points ago

Thank you daddy!

[–]rawrgs 0 points1 point ago

If he's not a lion trainer, I imagine his pants are filling at a constant rate throughout that entire hug.

[–]MamaSteele 0 points1 point ago

I think this is one of my favorite things. Ever.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

more like, I AM CLAWLESS!!

[–]beachjustice -1 points0 points ago

I was trying to read this in a genuinely evil voice where there are like multiple voices saying the same thing but "I love you" just doesn't work and I just got done watching that video Gilbert Gottfried's(i think that's how it's spelled) erotic audiobook.

[–]Mlle_Emmanuelle -1 points0 points ago

Idk why, but I read this in a Nick Swardson/ Dane cook voice.

[–]darsonia -1 points0 points ago

jesus christ what faggotry is this

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[–]HeatSlinger -1 points0 points ago

Ahh, the most honest creature.

[–]comealongpond15 -5 points-4 points ago

Amazing post is amazing.

[–]bigstinkyniggerdick -4 points-3 points ago

Damn niga this shit cray cray. Holla back! YOLO!!

[–]jpdehart 1 point2 points ago

WARNING: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

[–]danoll -2 points-1 points ago

Ahhhhhwwww

[–]de_dust2_420 -2 points-1 points ago

Dude thank you.

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