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[–]workitselfoutfine 100 points101 points ago

It's always more than they say.

[–]thewhamms 41 points42 points ago

Yes, every man OVERstates his penis size.

[–]Le_Karma_Whore 61 points62 points ago

Nah I'm hung like a moose. 13 inches. You can trust me, I'm from the internet

[–]honest_ed 85 points86 points ago

hey guys I'm fourteen but my dick's only like 14 inches just wonderin if that's normal thx

[–]rcrockchd 48 points49 points ago

You should ask that on yahoo answers

[–]willymo 82 points83 points ago

Then screencap, post to reddit, use the title "Seems Legit." Receive 3000 upvotes from the 10-15 crowd.

[–]FarmerTedd 48 points49 points ago

Mine is only 5 inches, from the floor

[–]ChalgakillerBG 36 points37 points ago

Yes, but you forgot to mention your legs are 6 inches.

[–]RageMorePlz 13 points14 points ago

And his foot's height is 0.8 inches.

[–]NeenerNanner 8 points9 points ago

And he's wearing shoes.... that are .199999 inches thick

[–]halloni 1 point2 points ago

And he was lying on the ground.

[–]haggalishus 22 points23 points ago

I confess mine is only five inches...

...but my GF says that's STILL too wide

[–]mr_tw 11 points12 points ago

They say it's not the size of the dick that matters but how you use it.

I still wish my girlfriend didn't have one though...

[–]blackadder1132 2 points3 points ago

Doing pushups?

[–]Zombies_Rock_Boobs 0 points1 point ago

[–]Martel- 12 points13 points ago

Hey guys, I figured out how to make my penis 12 inches! You fold it in half!

[–]f03nix 0 points1 point ago

totally honest .. ed.

[–]BullNiro -1 points0 points ago

I have heard of a scientific study which shows that under optimal conditions a man with a 15 inch penis can give orgasms so there's hope for you yet.

[–]DiscordianStooge 15 points16 points ago

I'm hung like a baby. 8 pounds, six ounces.

[–]dietbroccoli 24 points25 points ago

I did, too!

...

Oh, hung like. Nevermind.

[–]cbdckr 19 points20 points ago

[–]oswaldcopperpot 13 points14 points ago

Not clickin that.

[–]monotreme 49 points50 points ago

relax. it's just a picture of a dick.

[–]panzerschrekk 6 points7 points ago

why not a cock?

[–]Bipolarruledout 1 point2 points ago

Moose mouse.

[–]mr_tw -1 points0 points ago

[–]dietbroccoli 1 point2 points ago

I don't.

[–]mike45010 75 points76 points ago

I wonder if she used the blower first before he plowed?

[–]LowSociety 46 points47 points ago

Personally I don't like the blower; it's the lack of control that worries me. Before you know it, the white stuff is all over the place.

[–]come_the_dawn 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't snow melt when you use the blower?

[–]LowSociety 1 point2 points ago

Snow?

[–]come_the_dawn 0 points1 point ago

The white stuff.

[–]PIemanfire 17 points18 points ago

Not sure if you didn't know this was posted before or are just a dick.

[–]fluxaxion 13 points14 points ago

It snowed penises.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

Holy mother of repost batman.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

I know. I think first I read this Digg was still a thing.

[–]ObiWanKodos 16 points17 points ago

Guys, it clearly says "3 hours ago" on the post.

Edit: how come you guys get sarcasm half of the time?

[–]ArtlessBread 0 points1 point ago

There's a repost Batman? He must be one lazy fuck.

[–]Cemo9999 10 points11 points ago

Why not both?

[–]boredandworking 2 points3 points ago

Why not zoidberg?

[–]Psythik 1 point2 points ago

Why not use any random, unrelated meme for karma, just because it starts with "why not"?

[–]snailwithmonocle 7 points8 points ago

Why not, Scumbag Steve?

[–]Welshie95 48 points49 points ago

That's the joke. You didn't have to put it in the title, dumbass.

[–]sassynapoleon 11 points12 points ago

Having a good title is at least as important as having good content. Judging by his ~1000 points I'd say it was just fine.

[–]BurnOut91 4 points5 points ago

I think you put too much faith in the Hive Mind. xD

[–]ZeroNihilist -1 points0 points ago

See, I wouldn't have realised there was sexual innuendo unless the title had highlighted it. I mean, it's not like it's a common type of joke or anything.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Every man's penis is 10 inches. You can trust me. I am a doctor.

[–]Biotoxsin 7 points8 points ago

This has been posted before, and has been proven fake.

[–]cdude 1 point2 points ago

if you haven't heard that joke before you need to stay inside more

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Im positive she just wanted to let everyone know she was receiving 10 inch plow at 2am.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Mad respect for being out there at 2am pushing around snow, id still be in bed arguing with the lady about going out there.

[–]tatsumakisempukyaku 1 point2 points ago

As an Australian, I often forget that snow is a real thing. So I would have never of thought of the anything but her getting rammed, by 10 inches.

[–]RageMorePlz 0 points1 point ago

As an australian I thought she got rammed by 10 inches. Of snake.

[–]kittehlove4eva 1 point2 points ago

Both, sex in the snow

[–]NewbieTwo 1 point2 points ago

When I was five my Dad had a t-shirt that said "Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last." He used to take me everywhere while wearing that shirt.

He wore it so often, I still remember it even though I had no idea what it meant.

[–]cliff_edge 1 point2 points ago

Phrasing!

[–]shizzla 1 point2 points ago

Funnier the first time, but still good!

[–]Crazykuku 4 points5 points ago

Didn't I see this like two years ago?

[–]Pathfinder57 4 points5 points ago

REPOST

[–]digbus 3 points4 points ago

How can people not know this is a repost?

[–]MasonNowa 1 point2 points ago

Oh come on she's just trying.

[–]SirHenryMorgan 0 points1 point ago

...flys...

[–]newton0 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand.

[–]Paradox 0 points1 point ago

I like how this is using a style facebook hasn't used for a year or so

[–]Muzak__Fan 0 points1 point ago

Ambiguity WIN

[–]imlost19 0 points1 point ago

im pretty sure this is the first facebook comment to go viral....

[–]poop_paperclip 0 points1 point ago

Posted 3 hours ago, yeah if this is recent she got fucked homie.

[–]Pachy78 0 points1 point ago

10 inches? She is talking about snow for sure!

[–]picklesoupz 0 points1 point ago

Lexical ambiguity ?

[–]rawrgs 0 points1 point ago

I didn't expect to fap to a facebook status this morning.

[–]Makuto 0 points1 point ago

Yeah it often snows in Texas in June

[–]Jman0123 0 points1 point ago

Oh.....it snowed alright..

[–]nattysharp 0 points1 point ago

Why can't she have both!

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

Phrasing!

[–]CanadaVsBears 0 points1 point ago

both

[–]klousGT 0 points1 point ago

10 inches, did he gave it to her twice?

[–]lolafoxybrown 0 points1 point ago

i hope it was sex!

[–]booshjon 0 points1 point ago

If it wasn't for the title I would have thought it waas about sex

[–]xteve 0 points1 point ago

Fake.

[–]indoordinosaur 2 points3 points ago

repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a fake facebook status

[–]jish92 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]SelectaRx 0 points1 point ago

Porque no los dos?

[–]entbeard -1 points0 points ago

Not-sure-if-precipitation-or-copulation.frypeg

[–]fireorgan -1 points0 points ago

yup that's the joke.

[–]isignedupforthis -1 points0 points ago

I think she had fake status repost.

[–]aesamattki -1 points0 points ago

Shitty Facebook screenshot? Have a downvote.

[–]damnthetorpedos -3 points-2 points ago

Boyfriend posted, and he clearly hates GF's father.