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[–]wdejr 16 points17 points ago

BAM! Hit that nigga with a freeze pop!

[–]Hotshot619 0 points1 point ago

You want some cake for your cake day? You're breathin heavy I know your hungry...

[–]wdejr 0 points1 point ago

a cake and a freeze pop would suffice, yes.

[–]leopold-stoch -2 points-1 points ago

you're

[–]Wolfram161 0 points1 point ago

yo'

[–]fentooooon[S] 2 points3 points ago

this is gold

[–]mysticdickstick 0 points1 point ago

What he's calling juice ain't no juice...I'm psyched I didn't see nothing purple in that fridge but still enough sugar for an adult pot whale to OD.

[–]last_minute_panic 0 points1 point ago

Shit, now I want to go over to his house. That pantry/fridge is fricken awesome.

[–]jon_the_red 4 points5 points ago

This is not appreciated enough. Have an upvote.

[–]wilkigump93 80 points81 points ago

Yo dawg we heard you like burning the hell out of your mouth.

[–]mash3735 4 points5 points ago

you deserve more upvotes for that.

[–]Could_Be_Your_Father 32 points33 points ago

I will pay good money to eat this for every meal for the rest of my life.

[–]therunnerup 40 points41 points ago

Unfortunately the rest of your life would only be a few weeks eating only that.

Worth it.

[–]TrollingKevi 4 points5 points ago

Heaven

[–]SirBenjamin 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure I just came.

[–]workitselfoutfine 11 points12 points ago

Why the hell do pizza rolls always pop when you cook them? It's bullshit.

[–]mnmlism 6 points7 points ago

I used to work at the place that manufactured those, I asked myself the same question.

[–]spazmodic- 12 points13 points ago

ARE YOU DOMINICAN?! YOU'RE ROLLING THEM TOO TIGHT!!

[–]mnmlism 2 points3 points ago

Sorry I dont follow I am American. Totino's pizza rolls are also made in ohio. They arent rolled, they are made into a long strand of pizza roll by a series of tubes and cut into individual pieces.

[–]darkneo86 4 points5 points ago

Where's the How It's Made on this?

[–]mnmlism 1 point2 points ago

I dont believe there is, I just used to work there.

[–]darkneo86 0 points1 point ago

There should definitely be a How It's Made on this. Get on this, please. Thank you!

[–]mnmlism 4 points5 points ago

its actually an amazing process. They make 23 million pizza rolls a day and 2 million party pizza a day. When I used to watch the process I used to think of it as a river of pizza rolls. I am going to have to buy some.

[–]darkneo86 4 points5 points ago

The simple fact that you worked there, yet are still willing to eat them, makes me feel more comfortable in buying them.

[–]mnmlism 2 points3 points ago

Absolutely, they arent very healthy but their quality is top notch

[–]Energy_Turtle 2 points3 points ago

It's a Seinfeld reference.

[–]Nightfalls 0 points1 point ago

TIL

[–]manny_plaquiao_dds 1 point2 points ago

Gotta get real Cubans...

[–]runonandonandonanon 1 point2 points ago

You're not cooking them with enough love.

[–]ave0000 -2 points-1 points ago

You're overcooking them. Try scientifically varying temperature and time. Also, if you're cooking them in the microwave you're going to have a bad time.

[–]cheesinator 2 points3 points ago

The school board would consider this a large pile of vegetables.

[–]CourtesyPunch 5 points6 points ago

Needs Pringles Pizza chips

[–]A1exTheGreat 2 points3 points ago

and flavor blasted pizza goldfish

[–]hiiammaddie 5 points6 points ago

I literally posted the NON REPOST, SELF MADE version of this a few weeks back and got like, no attention on it. Damnit Reddit.

[–]leopold-stoch -2 points-1 points ago

I upvoted you! And downvoted this of course

[–]hiiammaddie 0 points1 point ago

c:

[–]c-dizzle 10 points11 points ago

Pizza-ception

[–]mocotazo 2 points3 points ago

This comment shows up every time this pic gets posted: http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/LzTqZ.png

[–]DoodleBob88 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say Pizzception, but this works just the same. Here's an upvote to you, c-dizzle.

[–]Transmorphed 1 point2 points ago

My cholesterol went up just looking at this picture.

[–]satchifunkalus 1 point2 points ago

po' pizza on po' pizza .. fuckin' pizception!

[–]CoyoteStark 4 points5 points ago

Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time! When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime!!!

[–]rodney_d 0 points1 point ago

when pizza's on a pizza

[–]dining_philosopher 0 points1 point ago

when pizza's on a pizza

FTFY

FTFY

[–]CourtesyPunch 1 point2 points ago

i laughed the entire time......i'm a bad person

[–]nattygreene 3 points4 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like old jokes...

[–]Grimbonur 2 points3 points ago

Strong [10] idea.

[–]Idk_Matt 5 points6 points ago

Believe this belongs in /r/trees

[–]Rountree85 0 points1 point ago

[–]honestchippy 3 points4 points ago

not pretty enough

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[–]johnny_appletits 2 points3 points ago

GOD damn if I don't see someone bitching about them on every post. If you've been here long enough to see it posted all those times in the past then you've probably heard of reddiquette and how it says to not bitch about reposts.

[–]-Tommy 3 points4 points ago

I see this every few weeks, I agree with him this is posted a lot it's pretty annoying

[–]Rountree85 -2 points-1 points ago

I've been a Reddit user for 8 months, and lurked for quite awhile before I registered and I have never seen this picture.

[–]johnny_appletits 0 points1 point ago

I've only been on reddit since february but also haven't seen it. But people like you are why I hate it when people bitch about reposts. Posts are always new to someone, even a redditor of 8+ months.

[–]Rountree85 1 point2 points ago

People like me? I wasn't bitching about the repost; I never bitch about them.

Edit: Nevermind, I understand your comment now that I re-read it.

[–]-Tommy 0 points1 point ago

This May have just been posted two or three times, personally I just never thought it was that funny so I guess it was one of those pictures that you just dislike so I probably tricked myself into thinking its posted more than it is

[–]epgenius 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this post about reddiquette so many fucking times... still funny though!

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[–]Rountree85 4 points5 points ago

[–]darkneo86 1 point2 points ago

This kid is creepy with his t-rex arms.

[–]Flopsey 2 points3 points ago

It's like a pizza fern and the pizza rolls are its spores about to be released.

[–]Kitsunami 1 point2 points ago

The meta-lover's special?

[–]Jakasaurus 0 points1 point ago

pizception

[–]culturecreature 0 points1 point ago

Hey OP, you go to Evergreen? Apt style?

[–]livers 0 points1 point ago

Destroying the lining of my stomach? You heard wrong.

[–]scoobydrew 0 points1 point ago

TOTINO'S PIZZA ROLLS?!

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point ago

I FUCKING LOVE TOTINOS' PIZZA ROLLS.

[–]mnmlism 0 points1 point ago

ME TOO! I used to work at the place that manufactured them and I would eat about 20 of them every day! it was the best job ever.

[–]ncarolinarunner 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me a of Jim Gaffigan joke about bacon.

[–]IamLeven[!] 0 points1 point ago

Heard you like what?

[–]mollshenanigans 0 points1 point ago

NOMS

[–]PancakeFashion 0 points1 point ago

Is your username a Danny Phantom reference?

[–]LyssetteG02 0 points1 point ago

Sweet lord my mouth totally watered!!! It looks so wrong... but I'm sure it tastes so right....

Diabeetus

[–]birdeeboo 0 points1 point ago

...heart attacks.

[–]reaverdude 0 points1 point ago

That looks like it would be too salty to taste any good.

[–]saberbelly 0 points1 point ago

Haven't seen this done on Epic Meal Time yet.

[–]Admira1_Ackbar 0 points1 point ago

vegetables

[–]M83Fan4Life 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love pizza. This... This just gave me a bigger orgasm than the first time I wanked. 0.0

[–]Nightfalls 0 points1 point ago

Post on my webzone if you want some pizza rolls!

[–]drdavidphd 0 points1 point ago

this needs to be x-posted to r/trees

[–]beanb333 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this picture would get a similar number of upvotes on /r/trees

[–]CleverBoy1 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg I heard you like heart attacks!

[–]mnmlism 0 points1 point ago

[–]throw_a_weigh11 0 points1 point ago

Well now I'm starving. Thank you.

[–]mumps96 0 points1 point ago

pizcepetion

[–]lmkling 0 points1 point ago

Snack inception

[–]double__underscore 0 points1 point ago

As an Italian Jew... I approve of the pizza bagel.

[–]Elderh12 0 points1 point ago

pizzaception

[–]e-wrecked 0 points1 point ago

The pizza monstrosity, did this one last superbowl.

[–]ITS540PM 0 points1 point ago

You just reposted someone's lunch...

[–]souldust 0 points1 point ago

pizzapizzapizzapizza

[–]fortnight14 0 points1 point ago

we need to get high NOW!!

[–]duhitsrandy 0 points1 point ago

if epicmealtime was a porn star, this would be them jerking off in a tube sock

[–]IamGrimReefer 0 points1 point ago

carbs?

[–]Yodawgz 0 points1 point ago

I do like those, you know me too well

[–]thesoundoholic 0 points1 point ago

I would eat the pizza out of that pizza.

[–]Loknar64 0 points1 point ago

That's a pretty good looking salad.

[–]last_minute_panic 0 points1 point ago

I'm so hungry right now.

[–]DirtyKlam22 0 points1 point ago

you sir are winning at life...as short as it may be

[–]d3ntr0n 0 points1 point ago

always has been the funniest meme IMHO.

[–]UncleJash 0 points1 point ago

Heart attacks?

[–]queencodemonkey 0 points1 point ago

Pizza fractal.

[–]jimothyjenkins 0 points1 point ago

sober me says no thanks.

a few bong hits and that will change..

[–]Rae_the_Wrackspurt 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]cookie-cutter 0 points1 point ago

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

[–]danceydancetime 0 points1 point ago

Wait, this isn't r/trees...

[–]SirNiglet 0 points1 point ago

Should have sent a poet.

[–]pussypooppotatoes 0 points1 point ago

The top comment is NOT Pizza-ception? Woah.

[–]maddenefex 0 points1 point ago

That looks so delicious.

[–]VeenTiberius 0 points1 point ago

impressive.

[–]Scoffs_at_Penis 0 points1 point ago

This should be on r/trees!

[–]Atlas_the_titan 0 points1 point ago

That is simply the most delicious looking piece of Vegetable substitute that I have ever seen.

[–]passion4pizza 0 points1 point ago

this photo is relevant to my interests.

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 0 points1 point ago

What!? No hot pockets? I'm so dissapoint...

[–]Goeatabagofdicks 0 points1 point ago

I just jizzed in my pants.

[–]Xjpk 0 points1 point ago

What a glorious sight. I will spread word of it throughout the kingdom. And by the kingdom I mean Facebook. C-reddit will be given to the creator.

[–]leopold-stoch 0 points1 point ago

No. I never said i liked re-posts.

[–]atlas420 0 points1 point ago

As an Ent, I just got wood

[–]Stirnlappenbasilisk 0 points1 point ago

Add more pizza!!!

[–]urwelcum 0 points1 point ago

hurts my butthole just looking at it.....and i love pizza.

[–]Natfod 0 points1 point ago

PIZZA IN THE MORNIN' PIZZA IN THE EVENIN' PIZZA AT PIZZA TIME! WHEN PIZZAS ON A PIZZA YOU CAN HAVE PIZZA ANYTIME!!!!!!

[–]macrovore 0 points1 point ago

"I just want to make my food"

[–]Another_Desk_Jockey 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that thinks this looks fucking delicious?

[–]LeahLynne 0 points1 point ago

Yum. I wonder how many calories...

[–]spaz12k2 0 points1 point ago

looks amazing

[–]SplodeyDope 0 points1 point ago

[–]Congzilla 0 points1 point ago

Reposts?

[–]SpartanUmaw 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the dinner plans:D http://imgur.com/kgwoo,jIAFO,TWg8V

[–]jkshine123 0 points1 point ago

Now wrap that shit in a calzone

[–]jdunn1034 0 points1 point ago

PIZEPTION!

[–]pseudocide 0 points1 point ago

pizzception

[–]fmontez1 0 points1 point ago

Just hook it to my veins!

[–]dandeliondriftr 0 points1 point ago

That really tripped me out for a minute. It's like a fractal of pizzas or something. Wtf.

[–]Travie6492 0 points1 point ago

Want.

[–]SpartanUmaw 0 points1 point ago

that looks fucking amazing, please include a how to guide to make this magnificent creautre a reality for me.

[–]_driftwood 4 points5 points ago

I'm guessing it's just cook the different items -> arrange as you see in picture

[–]SpartanUmaw 0 points1 point ago

I made that for dinner last night, it was delicious. Uploading pics soon.

[–]TheGiverOfKarma 0 points1 point ago

My brain when seeing this.

[–]catgoesmeow22 0 points1 point ago

I just had a heart attack.

[–]3d_artist_wannabe 0 points1 point ago

What happened to her FACE?!

[–]Pacmankey 0 points1 point ago

Duuuude ( stoner voice)

[–]protomd 0 points1 point ago

This deserves a Brazzers logo

[–]Rountree85 0 points1 point ago

I would eat the fuck out of this.

[–]alecyo12 0 points1 point ago

Mother of god...

[–]ReadingRainbowie 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Pizza Hut!

[–]FrostThorn 0 points1 point ago

I want to splooge on that.

[–]fartacular 0 points1 point ago

the smell and flavor of sweet delicious death

[–]jarvispeen 0 points1 point ago

...heart attacks

[–]vcms 0 points1 point ago

New wallpaper

[–]chalklady0 0 points1 point ago

can i drop by for dinner?

[–]salenth 0 points1 point ago

[–]Obieousmaximus 0 points1 point ago

The one thing that would make this the ultimate pizza is a stuffed crust with pieces of pizza inside.

[–]lilyflower62 0 points1 point ago

What are those greasy pocket things on top of the bagel bites?!

I remember eating those when I was younger! But I don't think they're available in Canada anymore...

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point ago

Those are Totinos' pizza rolls, my Canadian chum.

[–]lilyflower62 0 points1 point ago

Thanks so much! I used to love them but I can't find them in stores anymore.

I have a great craving now...

[–]Fatumsch 0 points1 point ago

HOLY JESUS!!

[–]Butters33 0 points1 point ago

Absolutely incredible...be right back

[–]johnny_roscow 0 points1 point ago

i want to go to there

[–]Cul182000 0 points1 point ago

BEST. MEAL. EVER.

[–]neurotempus 0 points1 point ago

This is exceedingly unnecessary

[–]jigglylizard -1 points0 points ago

I am going to have to make this now. Thanks for the calories...

[–]omgimonfiyah 1 point2 points ago

and the 3rd degree burns

[–]Funkid515 -1 points0 points ago

Am i the only one who thought about the gallons quarts pints model thingy?

[–]NameTak3r 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]RedditIsForTrolls 0 points1 point ago

Like what? Diabeetus?

[–]efidol -1 points0 points ago

[–]Tarukar10 -1 points0 points ago

As someone who makes their own homemade pizza I cringe whenever I see posts like this celebrating the combination of numerous inferior frozen pizza products as if this somehow made them greater than the sum of their parts. Make your own pizza people!