"No."

SimilarImage · 2 months

Age	User	Title	Reddit	Cmnt	Points
1 month	a_major_award	God answers prayers!	here	36	530
5 months	bdwilson1000	God Answers Prayers of Paralyzed Little Boy	here	81	920
2 months	DashFerLev	Seems about accurate...	here	35	581

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axis757 · 2 months

Wow! What an original post, I totally haven't seen this on here already dozens of times.

UnknownArchive · 2 months

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
No Good Guy God Here.	2^coms	1^pt	26^dys	funny
God answers prayers!	36^coms	530^pts	1^mo	atheism
God Answers Prayers of Paralyzed Little Boy	81^coms	920^pts	5^mos	atheism
Seems about accurate...	35^coms	581^pts	2^mos	atheism
I'm going to hell for laughing at this	213^coms	1126^pts	2^mos	funny
The onion	1^com	4^pts	2^mos	atheism
Makes me chuckle every time	194^coms	1490^pts	6^mos	atheism
I guess I'm going to hell for laughing at this . . .	3^coms	10^pts	8^mos	atheism
From the onion, but so true (xpost pics)	18^coms	376^pts	8^mos	atheism
I guess I'm going to hell for laughing at this . . .	85^coms	1014^pts	8^mos	pics
Is it wrong to laugh?	177^coms	1665^pts	1^yr	atheism

source: karmadecay

Deracination · 2 months

The article is even more hilarious: http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy,475/

you_annoy_reddit · 2 months

You annoy me! Fuck you!

greylendark · 2 months

This pic always reminds me of the Rorschach quote:

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

Except you know, Rorschach is a far better fictional character.

whatevrmn · 2 months

This pic should be added to the overdone pics on the sidebar.

Watchmakers · 2 months

I know this makes me an awful person, but I always liked the one that said "Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game."

Revilot_the_third · 2 months

I once heard a family member say this.

The Lord answers all prayers. Sometimes the answer is yes, sometimes it's no, and sometimes he says maybe.

MooseTheDog · 2 months

I remember when I first saw this in the late 90's on the net in college. My roommate and I posted it on our door. We actually had to take it down, because folks complained.

One cool thing, though, was that my roommate was a Mennonite and still found this hilarious.

Bardock_RD · 2 months

Fuck all those other people, I have never seen this before and it is awesome, thank you for the repost!

Capercaillie · 2 months

God works in mysterious ways. Mysterious, dickish ways.

Toxyoi · 2 months

Don't really care if it's a repost. It's still one of my favorite Onion/God jokes.

Bleedthebeat · 2 months

/r/atheism: "Repost! Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble. " 500+ upvotes every god damn time.

xLuky · 2 months

Yes yes I know, repost. But this always makes me bust out giggling whenever I see it.

tOxDeLivER · 2 months

This reminds me of Jim Jefferies skit about mysterious ways.

"Their is nothing mysterious about acting like an asshole."

Andrew619 · 2 months

The only repost I don't mind upvoting.

nofriends96 · 2 months

repost

Rountree85 · 2 months

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snickersbarsaregood · 2 months

Oh my god I don't even care about the ensuing downvotes, from supporting a repost, because I hadn't seen this before and I seriously can't stop laughing. writing this was difficult. thank you.

ch4rbok · 2 months

One of the few things worth a repost every few weeks.

gender_bot · 2 months

| gender is male , confidence 29 || smiling is false , confidence 98 || glasses is false , confidence 98 || face is true , confidence 96 |

Mookers77 · 2 months

Look everyone! This guy figured out what satire is!

thefezhat · 2 months

Repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost.

boofire · 2 months

every time I see this I still laugh

As_Salamu_Alaykum · 2 months

God answers prayers of Atheist Redditors request to have a better self worth by putting down others and their beliefs.
NO

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fiddle_n · 2 months

Initially I laughed, but then felt really bad afterwards...

thatoneguy249 · 2 months

Sorry if it's a repost. My friend sent this to me while I was in the middle of my math class and made me laugh so I thought, "What the hell, I might as well try." I posted it on r/funny and they told me to come here. This wasn't supposed to be serious but I figured that some people may get a laugh or two out of it. I meant absolutely NO disrespect to anyone who lives with disabilities. Sorry to those of you I offended and I hope no one is to mad. Thanks for reading and hope you got a little laugh from my post.


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