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[–]moooooserfunk 135 points136 points ago

From Poorly Drawn Lines.

[–]Interwhat 143 points144 points ago

Fuck you OP

He posted this same image to /r/funny and had it taken down by a moderator, who provided the proper link. So he just came straight over to /r/wtf and posted the original image with the watermark still shopped out instead of providing a source.

Edit: The only reason this bothers me so much is because removing the watermark is a dick move. Re-hosting is bad enough, but necessary for smaller sites and as long as there's a watermark they'll still get the views. Stripping the watermark is just stealing something that's being given to you for free, it makes no fucking sense.

Edit2: OP is probably innocent, but the watermark thing still stands. Don't downvote him for replying to me, he knew not what he did.

[–]snones 14 points15 points ago

Aha! OP is a twat

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[–]Owitb 1 point2 points ago

'send in your asian/white pic' spam, report and move on.

Please don't click it. It gives him more views.

[–]IHaveALargePenis 1 point2 points ago

You still not Doctor!

[–]darkly39r 0 points1 point ago

You guys are getting really damn clever with that.

[–]snones 2 points3 points ago

i still dont understand

[–]darkly39r 1 point2 points ago

Me neither, and I wonder if it even has a point.

[–]Stockholm_Syndrome 11 points12 points ago

Seriously, not cool. The author of the comic is a friend of mine (Went to UCSD and worked at the school newspaper together).

It annoys me when people rip off people I don't even know but seeing it done to an actual friend of mine really pisses me off.

[–]NonPermissive 3 points4 points ago

Rehosted webcomics are against the rules here too, fyi.

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[–]wutsaemmy 6 points7 points ago

One hundred percent Jesus would be ashamed.

[–]Deracination 30 points31 points ago

We hate you.

[–]DemonMuffins 3 points4 points ago

Oh. That's a littl- okay. If the rest of the community agrees I guess I must follow the rest of the community. Fuck you, OP.

no hard feelings

[–]Deracination 0 points1 point ago

Resistance is futile.

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[–]PLACENTA_IS_YUMMY 12 points13 points ago

He's trying to be good, guys! It's just you can't expect too much from someone who's only 90% Jesus...

[–]Hounmlayn 6 points7 points ago

You reddit and you learn. That's why I never post anything. Unless I made it. Or I know for certain who the source is, and link to it.

[–]FCalleja 1 point2 points ago

So, all the time then?

[–]Hounmlayn 1 point2 points ago

Exactly.

[–]Homeschooled316 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYBPonQI7Q4

[–]Footballvike81 -2 points-1 points ago

Here we go with the masses getting mad over Karma. It's not like he's claiming it was his own, just sharing a joke. If karma was worth something, I would be pissed.

[–]cole1114 3 points4 points ago

It didn't get a response because it was removed. It was removed because it violated the rules.

[–]ninety_percent_jesus[S] 4 points5 points ago

yeah got that,. I posted here before the mod removed.

[–]Interwhat 8 points9 points ago

There's a post in your original from a moderator linking the source and telling you it has been removed for not doing so.

Don't take this the wrong way, I didn't skulk through your profile or anything, the repost-bot brought up a list from karma-decay and I noticed this had been posted 4 hours ago. Clicked through and its you, timing says this was posted to /r/wtf shortly after the moderator took it down on /r/funny

[–]ninety_percent_jesus[S] -1 points0 points ago

well sorry but the two were posted within two minutes of each other, it's a pretty borderline post so I put it in both sections. and yeah, I didn't have a link to the original because what you got was the only form I've seen it in. At this point commenting is only exposing me to more down-votes, but I wouldn't want it to go unresolved. and here's the link the mod gave me for anyone who isn't already updated. http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/nice-ass/

[–]Roboticide 5 points6 points ago

sorry, but...

is generally a bad way to make amends.

I think you've gotten enough shit though. Next time, don't go posting something that looks like it is likely a webcomic without posting the source as the first comment. And if you cross post, do mark it as such.

Now go! Be free and enjoy your karma.

[–]Interwhat 2 points3 points ago

Yeah i'm not downvoting your comments because you're just explaining your side. Fair enough if you posted at the same time, its just when I looked it said the other was 4 hours ago and this was 3, with the comment also being 3 hours ago. Seeing the other link made me go into detective mode

[–]LiterallyKesha -2 points-1 points ago

You know what your problem is? The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

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[–]LiterallyKesha 0 points1 point ago

Just messing with ya, cheers mate.

[–]ENDS_WITH_FAG -1 points0 points ago

WHAT A FAG

[–]unwanted_puppy 0 points1 point ago

.... "The origins of the word [faggot meaning "bundle of sticks"] as an offensive epithet for homosexuals are rather obscure, although the word has been used in English since the late 16th century as an abusive term for women, particularly old women, and reference to homosexuality may derive from this, as female terms are often used with reference to homosexual or effeminate men (cf. nancy, sissy, queen). The application of the term to old women is possibly a shortening of the term "faggot-gatherer", applied in the 19th century to people, especially older widows, who made a meagre living by gathering and selling firewood. It may also derive from the sense of "something awkward to be carried" (compare the use of the word "baggage" as a pejorative term for old people in general). Use of the word as a general insult, not necessarily implying homosexuality, is either a continuation or extension of this older usage or of the homosexual usage." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(slang)

tl;dr - some words have ugly histories.

[–]ENDS_WITH_FAG 2 points3 points ago

I feel much more like an educated fag.

[–]Sam0161 -3 points-2 points ago

Fuck you OP

OP is probably innocent

You wanna take a breath man jeez it's a funny comic that's been stolen not your dam house or something.

[–]aramatheis 2 points3 points ago

Just a funny comic that someone has put their time and effort into, only to never receive any credit since someone shooped out the watermark

[–]Osmodius 0 points1 point ago

No you're right, shopping out the credit is clearly innocent.

[–]bfarz 36 points37 points ago

I don't get why people insist on cropping out the watermark.

[–]mojorisin2592 42 points43 points ago

Probably because they want to look like some internet guru with super original sources of content. It's the only other step they can take to look more original than they are when posting unoriginal content.

[–]KarmaPointsPlease 10 points11 points ago

Or because the lines gave them a natural cropping guide and they just did that.

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[–]Great_Zarquon 0 points1 point ago

I'll never know how you managed to fit so many grapefruits in there.

[–]dioxholster 0 points1 point ago

wish i was asian

[–]TreMachine 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it.

[–]Superfluousfish 1 point2 points ago

You mean they aren't using original content? What has this world come to, where a person can just take another persons work all willy nilly for karma?

[–]thatsumoguy07 4 points5 points ago

So we all think they either are really creative artists, or that they know of some secret webcomic that only they are invited to.

[–]Mister_Magpie 5 points6 points ago

This confuses me as well. The fact that they put in the effort to crop it out. Like who are you fooling, honestly? The top comment is almost always the source anyway.

[–]vincentrevelations 8 points9 points ago

I've seen even worse. The first and only time I went to 9gag, I saw a webcomic from a beginning artist.

It was posted to reddit as well, with source (for once). The version on 9gag was rehosted, had the watermark cropped out, had the frames rearranged, and that wasn't the worst. For some reason, all the text in the text balloons was retyped with a fatter font, which introduced some spelling errors.

EDIT: Found it again. It's horrible.

Original comic: Link to the site

9gag version: Hotlink to the image

[–]strifeblood 4 points5 points ago

That's fucking pathetic. Not only did they steal it, they re-made it worse.

[–]Icalasari 0 points1 point ago

I must see this abomination

[–]dioxholster 0 points1 point ago

this is some sick joke.

[–]ButcherBlues 5 points6 points ago

This is my type of humour, thank you :)

[–]Poop_is_Food 1 point2 points ago

From Steve Martin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7VmtNntThPo#t=150s

[–]the_richat 0 points1 point ago

Came here, CTRL-F'd for "Martin". Glad you already credited him for this joke!

[–]kn3v3r 80 points81 points ago

This made me laugh, I don't think it's WTF worthy though.

[–]rpgguy_1o1 20 points21 points ago

not wtf, but it was definitely funnier than anything else I've seen on reddit all day

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 1 point2 points ago

/r/wtf is now /r/funny and /r/funny is now /r/antirepostcirclejerk

[–]grimpoteuthis 6 points7 points ago

Why did I read /r/antirepostcirclejerk as /r/an tire post circle jerk? I need a break.

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[–]xoites 0 points1 point ago

That is so Gay!

[–]gemini86 -3 points-2 points ago

Nice try, overcompensating closet gay.

[–]KennyFuckingPowers 46 points47 points ago

Judging by the title, you find this formulaic joke confusing. Maybe you should step away from internet comics and stick with the funnies in the newspaper.

[–]DorfCakes 2 points3 points ago

This is standard internet humor, and well done. The only thing WTF about it is why it was posted on /r/WTF.

[–]Jataka 9 points10 points ago

I just upvoted you, but it will probably only expose you to downvoters, so this feels like a no-win for me.

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[–]mcnuggetrage 5 points6 points ago

Well look at that.

[–]Commentsaboutusernam 1 point2 points ago

can you revive?

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[–]KennyFuckingPowers 0 points1 point ago

Well that came out of left field...

[–]seasideclown 30 points31 points ago

Downvoted for being a dick. You could've at least left the watermark.

[–]commandbluntforce 2 points3 points ago

Classic.

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[–]TheButtOfTheJoke 0 points1 point ago

You have the best username ever

[–]Neebat -1 points0 points ago

If you found it on another site, or got it in an e-mail, look for a watermark and if there isn't one, try tineye, karmadecay and Google reverse image search.

[–]dancon25 -3 points-2 points ago

that's not better.

[–]TysonStoleMyPanties 26 points27 points ago

Some mighty fine A2M action.

[–]scuba_biscuit 4 points5 points ago

Extremely relevant

[–]johnster95 1 point2 points ago

Slow down there cowboy, I mean that's kind of relevant but not extreme. Gee whiz.

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 0 points1 point ago

Also relevant

[–]Titanious_Anglesmith 0 points1 point ago

You, sir, are no fancyman of Cornwood.

[–]KARMA_WHORE_REPOSTER 16 points17 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
this one gets me every time 1com 1pt 3hrs funny
Nice ass 0coms 5pts 4mos funny
Nice ass! 67coms 1151pts 4mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]Broanna 15 points16 points ago

THIS IS NOT R/FUNNY.

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[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 3 points4 points ago

It's a drawing.

[–]Commentsaboutusernam 1 point2 points ago

/* sees username *

i feel your pain

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 0 points1 point ago

my brother in arms! there are at least... TWO of us!

[–]wordsmif 2 points3 points ago

C'mon let's give credit where credit it due: The man himself, Steve Martin.

The joke, from 1979, starts at 2:32. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VmtNntThPo

[–]RoboticHumanoid 2 points3 points ago

That was hot.

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[–]Jataka 2 points3 points ago

The split personality is confusing me here.

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[–]Jataka 0 points1 point ago

No, I just found it funny that when you have an account name like that you'll still act remorseful beneath it. It's kind of inspiring, really.

[–]BdotDS 12 points13 points ago

Not even really funny, and doesn't belong in this subreddit.

[–]googledthat 3 points4 points ago

WTF is this in WTF...oh

[–]nsomani 3 points4 points ago

/r/wtf just became /r/funny. This is a repost that isn't appropriate for this subreddit...

[–]Fish_Face_Faeces 1 point2 points ago

That's it, I'll just go to spacedicks for my dose of WTF.

[–]snones 1 point2 points ago

Hey fuck you OP your post in r/funny got removed and a mod told you to link to the original page and so you come on post the same shit without the watermark here?

[–]Wenedotwbg 1 point2 points ago

I lol'd

[–]badassass 1 point2 points ago

He was born that way and if you laughed at this comic it makes you racist.

[–]greenhatsftw 1 point2 points ago

Aw, what an Ass Kisser...

[–]dragpent 1 point2 points ago

Well, I didn't expect that.

[–]Rivalfox 0 points1 point ago

http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/cassie-the-teenage-cannibal/

I bet she was on a TRUCK LOAD of bath salts

[–]heeezy 0 points1 point ago

WTF is WTF about this.

[–]ktappe 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I got hung up on what the female was about to call the guy but never got to. And then I got to thinking why it's OK to tell a woman "Nice eyes" or "Nice hair" but it's not OK to tell her "Nice ass." Our society is fucked up.

[–]IsD_ 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking the word was "pervert".

[–]ericn1300 0 points1 point ago

Why the hell was that in WTF? It's a fucking cartoon strip. WTF is supposed to be an immediate rush from a visceral image or thought, not a lame five panel cartoon strip ending in an emoticon.

[–]MrDCaba 0 points1 point ago

This seems like it should be a Cyanide and Happiness comic.

[–]og_sandiego 0 points1 point ago

One of those WTFs that I neither upvote nor downvote. Just move on, keep redditing....

[–]Absalome 0 points1 point ago

Hey, I remember when I posted this 4 months ago, and it was a repost then!

[–]staroverblue 0 points1 point ago

You never go ass to mouth!

[–]theonlychad 0 points1 point ago

Anyone wanna see a donkey show?

[–]ClownsInJumpsuits 0 points1 point ago

The amount of gigabytes transmitted daily from the influx of reposts on this site could power the entire planet for 15 years.

[–]Lucifers_Friend 0 points1 point ago

This isn't even WTF! It's a simple joke.

[–]perezidentt 0 points1 point ago

He meant that buh-donk-uh-donkey.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Surprisingly, not illegal in many states...

[–]BloodyMess 0 points1 point ago

Haha, WTF, "ass" means two things!

I was skeptical that this belonged in "WTF," but really, is there any other abbreviated exclamation to better to describe such an outrageously witty and devastatingly novel play on words, much less one illustrated with all the slick grace of a lubed up flamingo?

[–]InstillForce 0 points1 point ago

Girls who get offended by this must be very boring.

[–]Jp1496 0 points1 point ago

shrek no!!!

[–]IsThisATrueStory 0 points1 point ago

I sure hope so

[–]Breezy01230 0 points1 point ago

That donkey donk

[–]Tnuff 0 points1 point ago

Nice username

[–]Buttbadgers 0 points1 point ago

he obviously wanted to fuck her in the ass....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I'm more of a Boobman than and ass man.

[–]magictoenail 8 points9 points ago

HAHAHA THOSE BIRDS ARE CALLED BOOBS YOU GUYS

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

YOU'RE RIGHT!

[–]CaptPirate 0 points1 point ago

I hate to disappoint ye, and I beg yer pardon, but those birds are called blue footed boobies.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Yes I love boobies, singular is booby though.

[–]knirefnel 0 points1 point ago

You got that secret menu yet?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

No, I rather eat my dog's food than taco bell.

[–]knirefnel 0 points1 point ago

Heh I have actually never eaten it in all my 24 years. Growing up in rural Maine has its advantages I guess.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

well it taste good and is cheap. But unless your drunk or stoned don't look at it.

[–]War_Junkie 0 points1 point ago

I'm a Scatman.

[–]cleagles 2 points3 points ago

I am Iron Man.

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[–]gradually_dutch -1 points0 points ago

I do not get why jij zijn being downvoted... ik vind het leuk

[–]awesomedave680 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this at least 15 times and it's never funny, let alone WTF-worthy

[–]Jataka 2 points3 points ago

I always find the people I wish were running things in the buried section of the page. I'm just sick of the way this place is run by 13 year-olds now.

[–]pearcewg 0 points1 point ago

that's why i frequent this part of the internets.

[–]whiplash000 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that's funny!

[–]butterflypoon 0 points1 point ago

A denizen of /r/SpaceClop

[–]ActualGamerowned -1 points0 points ago

this is a suuuuuper old repost

[–]TheNewOP -1 points0 points ago

I know, I'm a sick bastard.

[–]bennyandthejets60 -1 points0 points ago

That may be one of the worst novelty accounts ever. You may now burn in Interwebs Hell, where your browser is IE and your connection is slower dial-up.

[–]knirefnel -1 points0 points ago

Thought of this

[–]FeelingGlad -1 points0 points ago

That's how Catherine the Great died...

[–]Jackeroo2 -1 points0 points ago

This is actually a pretty good comic. Fucked up ending, but still humorous

[–]Ebarbs2 -1 points0 points ago

If you make out with a donkey, is that a rimjob?

[–]dongpussong -3 points-2 points ago

I really attracted to donkeys

[–]cleagles 0 points1 point ago

They don't feel the same way. Sorry.

[–]dongpussong 1 point2 points ago

maybe since I newer been with one but my dog do since she thrust her hips against me while fucking

[–]Squackula -3 points-2 points ago

Ironic bestial humor. What = solved.

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[–]timothylockhart 0 points1 point ago

It's more of the fact you called it a Fucking joke but posted it in r/wtf jokes don't belong here idiot

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