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[–]gypsycatbird 12 points13 points ago

OMG Actually got my husband running in from outside to see why I was laughing and crying at the same time. Couldn't stop laughing while he was reading. Had to forward the link, this WILL result in work stoppage in several places. Thank you!

[–]Thameus 3 points4 points ago

...stoppage...

[–]Raspolozenje 1 point2 points ago

I woke up my parents. I couldn't speak, and I couldn't tell them why.

[–]Captain_Co-Sign[S] 0 points1 point ago

My friends told me I HAD to see this... and I am always skeptical of what they say, but this time it was well worth reading the whole thing.

[–]dontblink_ever 5 points6 points ago

Laughed for 15 minutes straight...1000 up votes for you!

[–]sakawakag 5 points6 points ago

currently taking a shit while reading this. i have abdominal muscles.

[–]TheOtherJuggernaut 2 points3 points ago

Epic story, bro.

[–]daveywavy 2 points3 points ago

I lost it where it said, "after my ass cheeks stopped flapping in the breeze".

[–]shawnbunch 0 points1 point ago

The visualizations in my head were gross but made it that much funnier

[–]veckster 0 points1 point ago

I too lost it here and nearly woke up my girlfriend, good story.

[–]CallMeJase 2 points3 points ago

Old but good, I laugh errtime.

[–]goosebumper88 2 points3 points ago

/06

[–]Stool_Pigeon 1 point2 points ago

I am that janitor. I once had to use a shovel to clear a toilet.

[–]uberkonsumer 1 point2 points ago

That's nice, honey. Just put it up on the fridge and I'll read it later.

[–]Jmsacz 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god! Lmao! I was laughing so hard I could read it! So funny my husband is staring at me like I've gone completely insane! Haven't laughed that hard in years!

[–]akohler21 1 point2 points ago

could not stop laughing

[–]PaintyFilms 1 point2 points ago

I lost it at

I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude -- a cross between the sound of someone ripping a wet bedsheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall

[–]daboog 1 point2 points ago

Funniest thing I have read in a while, woke some of my housemates up reading this from laughing so much!

[–]verbascot 1 point2 points ago

Rofl!!! We have an epic shitter here XD

[–]BaldyBalls 0 points1 point ago

This is a keeper... somebody should OCR it.