My neighbors at 3 a.m.

blondzio · 3 months

Now press the lock button 12 times, just to be sure!!!

fivesnogucks · 3 months

And next week, it's the Idling Diesel Engine Party!

thechaserx · 3 months

Who drew this originally? I remember actually seeing it on another website.

DeathBuffalo · 3 months

My neighbours slam the doors at least 5 - 7 times. I'll hear these 7 slams I be like "What the fuck, they only have 4 doors...". I don't know why they do it, perhaps to make sure that the doors are fully closed.

Frejesal · 3 months

What is it about badly drawn pictures that makes them so damn hilarious?

shakycircuit · 3 months

This, but with their front door. I live in a townhouse and their door is right next to my room.So at 3 AM they fight in front of my window and take turns slamming the door.

Nyawk · 3 months

Always makes me want to have a pellet gun party.

speedy_slowzales · 3 months

Neighbors are the worst.

bellatron · 3 months

It's worse with people who don't understand how a door works and insist on slamming it to make sure its latched. Turn the fucking handle, shut the door, release handle, push or pull lightly to see if its locked.

PersianSpice · 3 months

From the sounds of it, my upstairs neighbors sometimes have a bowling ball dropping contest. Whoever wins, I lose

cmiz87 · 3 months

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?

Leafblaed · 3 months

Is this them?

Solomaxwell6 · 3 months

I've got a bunch of college students as neighbors. When they're not in school, they get drunk every night and party very loudly outside until 3am. Damn kids.

tomkandy · 3 months

So your neighbour's competing for Upper Class Twit of the Year then?

rabbitfox · 3 months

It was nice to have a cathartic laugh at something I have pent-up rage over.

... Just don't get me started on people who honk their horns when they drop someone off late at night - as to announce to the neighbourhood that our gracious king has returned home and we should raise our weary heads from our pillows and go greet him.

NoSandwichOnlyZuul · 3 months

How fun! My roommate often has door slamming parties at our place around midnight, sometimes 1am. Super fun!

[deleted] · 3 months

MY NEIGHBOR'S NAME IS CRAIG. HE DOES THIS. EVERY NIGHT.

drainoltx · 3 months

Non-deaf people problems

Rhysma · 3 months

You must live in my neighborhood. I hate those people.

SleepyEel · 3 months

My neighbors prefer to attempt to chop down basketball hoops with their croquet mallets.

ModemGhost · 3 months

I wear earplugs when I sleep, and I've never understood why everyone doesn't do it. I started doing it when I worked night shifts because there was so much more noise around my house during the day. That was over 10 years ago, and I've never looked back, even though I don't sleep during the day anymore.

exor674 · 3 months

One of my neighbors use to come home at 2am, slam their car door, open, slam, yell loudly about something...

Get back in the car (loudly), start and rev the car, and zoom off.

Only to return maybe 30 minutes later and repeat the whole ordeal.

johnny_appletits · 3 months

I would prefer door slams to 20 minutes of fucking stupid rap songs. I really wish I didn't know every word to "Halle Berry". It's the only time I'm ever racist, because it happens every day.

chromesitar · 3 months

Leafblower, leafblower, good thing I don't have a gun

IcedZ · 3 months

Same thing at my girlfriends house, and she lives on cul-de-sac! with about 6 neighbors. I hear more car doors shut than there are doors!

pmartin1 · 3 months

I have one fucktard neighbor that constantly hits the panic button on their keyless entry remote. It happens at least once a day at various times. I have never seen the driver. I'm assuming there's either a random button pressing party going on at their place everyday, or they're too dumb to learn which button is which on the remote. To top it all off my son is autistic and car horns is one of his triggers. So in addition to the constant beeping, we have to deal with him screaming BEEP * BEEP* BEEP at the top of his lungs.

Good times. Good times.

WWGFD · 3 months

YEAH CRAIG!

fabricflayer · 3 months

I think we have the same neighbors.

Swag_Surfer · 3 months

Constantly loud neighbors are such scum. Either they're too stupid and oblivious to know they're being loud OR they know they're being loud but they think the world revolves around them so no fucks are given about anyone but themselves. Either way they deserve to be punched in the dick/vagina. OP's problem sucks because it's hard to call the cops on unknown people for slamming doors. Much easier if it is loud music and you know what apartment it's coming from.

apullin · 3 months

What is wrong with people? Honestly ... I know there are some apparent separations in society ... white/black , poor/rich , but the only real division is between slammers and non-slammers.

I had some idiot subletters living below me who would drop their toilet seat. That's right ... not put it down, like a rational person, they'd just tap it and let it fall. It was LOUD, and it happened all the time. I wrote them an email that was so quietly passive agressive that they weren't even sure if I was being so, and ended up forwarding it to the person they were subletting from. Thustly, I viciously embarassed them over that behavior.

But it doesn't always go that way. In my previous apartment, there was a guy right above me who, every time he came of went, would just SMASH his door closed. I went up there to talk to him, and to politely ask if he could just "place" his door closed, since we all lived in such close proximity. His response? "Fuck you.", slam door in face. Sigh ... why can't I just shoot people?

thecrafter90 · 3 months

Haven't laughed this hard in a while :)))

OakReadErryday · 3 months

Mine would be "UCLA Weed Fest Erryday" and they'd be doing their best to hotbox my entire block from their little apartment.

jonbales · 3 months

This is awesome. Mine is an Apartment Door Slam Party

MMangetout · 3 months

I was awoken once by a door slamming party of sorts. I lived in an old house that had been sectioned into 6 separate apartments: two in the basement, two on the main floor and two on the second story. I lived in one of the main floor apartments. The BF of the couple who lived in the other main floor apartment apparently hooked up with the GF of one of the second story couple/tenants. One evening I woke up to the sound of doors being slammed one after another. Turns out the scorned GF of the main floor apartment had a few drinks with her pal in one of the basement apartments. They figured the best revenge would be to have a door slamming party in the two suites in the middle of the night. I guess it didn't occur to them that there were other tenants in the building who had no connection to the tryst. I eventually yelled at them to stop, and got the low down and a sheepish apology the following morning.

mocktopus · 3 months

Laughed out loud at this artwork

ThePomelo · 3 months

don't just smash it, smang it!

Devanismyname · 3 months

Or the classic room mate opening and closing his bed room door 300 times a night. That one is awsome.

DribDrubs · 3 months

Also who can have the loudest cell phone conversation right outside my room contests.

ZachDawg832 · 3 months

You know what annoys me to no end? People who slam car doors at 3 PM. Some of us work nights and nobody gives the smallest amount of consideration and tries to be quiet during the day.

skynet907 · 3 months

I hate people that feel the need to make their cars chirp multiple times. We are all impressed.

ser_dhusti · 3 months

My friend and I used to snipe cars with his BB gun when they partied next door. Good times.

spagnitz · 3 months

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss#t=3m34s

druek · 3 months

My neighbor plays "Drop 500 Beer Bottles In the Trash Can" just about every night around "The Second I Fall Asleep".

SuperSpaulding · 3 months

Don't slam the fucking door http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HOLr0jqnCI

Genetic_Design86 · 3 months

This made me laugh pretty hard.

dinkleberg123 · 3 months

I do not have enough upvotes for this.

Dudeiszack · 3 months

Now before getting out test out your stereo and turn up the bass!!!

O_WHOA · 3 months

as the 3 am guy who slams his door, fuck you. Do you know how tired I am and how extremely quiet it is at night

Last thing in my mind, "Oh no, the neighbors; better tip toe to my room"

I am tired. Tired that you will never experience in your life, from a job that the devil conjured up while you sleep in dreamland

TheMaskedHamster · 3 months

This is why I don't like living near people.

I'm currently renting a room in a closely packed area, but it's to save money so I never have to endure this again.

slyf · 3 months

Now rev your engine while you drive off, and honk at all your friends

peachnixon · 3 months

I live opposite a 24 hour petrol station. So. This. A fuck tonne of a lot. Also very late night stoners shouting about how great Doritos and Mars bars are.

t1ck_t0ck · 3 months

This reminds me of my neighbor. I swear to god he is out valet parking his own cars all morning. I haven't seen it since it's too damn early but from the sounds of it; he's out backing his THREE fucking cars out of his drive way and parking them out on the street and then driving them all back into his driveway.

Islandre · 3 months

I have recently realised that I hate my neighbour more than I've ever hated anyone or anything. She, and everything she believes, including all the accepted stuff like the existence of the earth and the liklihood of tomorrow, is worse than useless bollocks, it's self-centered counterproductive bullshit that just makes everyone's life worse. My point, you ask?

It is two hours until 3 am where I live and I am still sober so can go get my car and park it outside and have a fucking righteous car door slamming party. Fuck my neighbour. I will still be seething more than I've ever seethed before in two hours. I might even go for a run first. Fuck.

wanderer11 · 3 months

My neighbors used to run their cars for about 20 minutes in the morning to let them warm up...with the headlights on high pointed into my living room. Try sleeping on the couch through that.

burnsssss · 3 months

This exact thing was posted like 2 weeks ago...

q00u · 3 months

You guys should hang out in /r/comics and see all these ahead of time.

brofisto · 3 months

Makes me think of this!

betonthis1 · 3 months

I'm not sure this would be all that common since this is only happened after moving to this quiet neighborhood. My neighbors work in construction so they drive their work trucks home. Every morning I wake up to the sound of them backing up their trucks out to leave with the "beep beep beep" sound. It sounds like they take 30 minutes to do this. Add to the fact that they're 3 trucks that do this every morning. All they got to do is back in when they come home but I'm sure that takes too much effort.

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