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[–]wsfarrell 597 points598 points ago

You know if he falls he'll be sliding 200 feet on SALT.

[–]sonar1 187 points188 points ago

Salted hog

[–]KfuckingP 276 points277 points ago

Now you take that home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.

[–]sikdayz 77 points78 points ago

I think I want my money back.

[–]Fasopus 16 points17 points ago

I just blue myself.

[–]incomplete_punchline 4 points5 points ago

Carl Weathers? Is that you?

[–]emericuh 3 points4 points ago

[–]Teledildonic 130 points131 points ago

Luckily for him, this was 64 years ago, so he should be safe from falling off in the immediate future.

[–]cheffernan 45 points46 points ago

With no shirt. That is fucking terrifying

[–]Nuli 61 points62 points ago

He's doing 150 miles an hour. I don't think it matters what he's wearing if he falls.

[–][deleted] 114 points115 points ago

It's not the falling that messes you up in riding, it's the collision with something that does the real damage. In the superbike races guys wreck ALL the time doing over 150 mph. Because of their gear they usually just slide it you and walk away. With no obstructions to hit, this guy would likely had no problem walking away from a wreck with a set of leathers, assuming he didn't get tangled up in the bike.

tl:dr; what he wears matters a lot.

[–]ihooklow 32 points33 points ago

That's not exactly true, sorry. Motorcycle racers tend to wipe out in turns. Nobody is doing 150+ mph in turns - only on straights. Turns tend to be pretty slow (<50 mph, some as low as 20 mph). At anything faster they would go through the leather before coming to rest (or god forbid they would tumble and tear their bodies apart at that speed).

Because motorcycles lean into turns, and low-sides are the most common, they tend not to fall very far either. I have fallen off a chair with more force than my (thankfully) few pavement vs. rider experiences.

High sides (haven't had one, knock wood) are a different beast altogether. Impact is what hurts there, not sliding.

[–]HankMoodyIRL 17 points18 points ago

Turns don't tend to be less than 50mph unless it's a bus stop or something. Quite a few tracks with corners well over 100mph - Miller, Thunderhill, Roebling, etc etc.

As far as walking away from a 150mph+ crash - prime example being Dane Westby at Daytona 200 about a year ago doing in the 165-170mph range. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nvZ_uFCY7M

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

Perhaps I over emphasized

ALL the time doing over 150 mph

A better way to put it would be much more frequently than Joe Biker who rarely, if ever, attains this speed. By leathers I meant full racing gear which I thought I had implied by mentioning Superbike races. No one gets on a track at those speeds without reinforced leathers complete with skid pads that can endure the type of punishment a high speed slide over asphalt at (sometimes) ridiculous speeds can dish out.

And yeah, I totally agree with you on the turns thing, especially on the exit.

For those unaware, here's what a highside looks like. WARNING: loud static in audio, no gore

[–]Carinix 2 points3 points ago

You forgot to mention the reason is basically it would tear your skin apart, but leather is stronger in.. tensile strength, I think it is (it won't rip as easily sliding, much better than your skin doing that.)

[–]cheffernan 41 points42 points ago

If he were wearing modern day leathers and a very good helmet, i think it does. It heightens your chances at least.

[–]gorilla_head 48 points49 points ago

His balls wouldn't fit in modern leathers.

[–]molrobocop 55 points56 points ago

If he were wearing modern day leathers and a very good helmet, i think it does. It heightens your chances at least.

Or at least helps with his chances of an open-casket funeral.

[–]downneck 6 points7 points ago

this is the sort of attitude that gets people hurt when they use it as justification to not wear gear.

you're completely wrong (see tactical-turtleneck's explanation for why)

[–]Cerpicio 6 points7 points ago

well he probably won't feel it for very long...

[–]cheffernan 15 points16 points ago

Ah, he'll be fine, look! he's wearing a helmet!

[–]gltskline 26 points27 points ago

Nothing like rubbing salt into a wound.

[–]DoTheDew 59 points60 points ago

As someone who just had to dump myself and my motorcycle at about 5 mph, I can tell you that the road rash is gonna be a bitch, and showers not too enjoyable for several weeks to come.

Edit: Reenactment of my accident

[–]kvachon 23 points24 points ago

Leather is your friend.

[–]MarcusHauss 17 points18 points ago

Unless it's a whip

[–]zantopper 43 points44 points ago

could still be your friend.

[–]turtlenecking 126 points127 points ago

Damn, 5 mph? How did you even survive to tell the tale? AMA?

[–]DoTheDew 53 points54 points ago

Exactly my point. I was barely even moving. I can't imagine what he'd look like if he were to go down at 140 mph on a road of made of salt.

[–]honestlyimeanreally 95 points96 points ago

Dead, mainly.

[–]JohnTrollvolta 59 points60 points ago

and salted.

[–]turtlenecking 29 points30 points ago

What do they say, "salt heals all wounds"? Yeah, i think that's it.

[–]mdnsmash 26 points27 points ago

No, no...thyme. Thyme heals all wounds. You're thinking of "like rubbing salt on a lemon".

[–]Gopstobb 29 points30 points ago

No, you're thinking of "adding in salt to injury."

[–]BeardedBagels 10 points11 points ago

With enough road burn and salt, he'd probably look well-done and tasty.

[–]random314 10 points11 points ago

Yep... even getting hit at low speeds hurt.

For example, ever hit a low hanging ceiling while walking?

[–]i_am_sad 3 points4 points ago

The basement where I live has a low hanging ceiling.

Normally I'm barefoot in the house, but when I was younger I had a pair of thick shoes. Big nike shox things, that made you just a tiny bit taller.

Just tall enough to not realize I was taller when wearing them, as I decked myself flat out after slamming my forehead straight into that goddamn ceiling as I ran down the stairs.

The consequences will never be the same, that shit hurt.

[–]suburban_smartass 9 points10 points ago

I'm not even sure a motorcycle can stay upright at 5 MPH. You could put your feet down and push yourself faster than that. How on earth do you find yourself in a situation where you need to dump it at that speed? Were you about to have a head on collision with a turtle?

[–]niqtoto 18 points19 points ago

Umm, me and my friends have "slow races" where we line up and see who can go the slowest without putting their feet down. We are regularly doing 1-2mph in these races. Bikes will balance if you practice.

[–]tall4one 12 points13 points ago

Did you accidentally a zero?

[–]Redstonefreedom 22 points23 points ago

I think his low speed was to emphasize a point.

[–]JohnTrollvolta 11 points12 points ago

I think it might have contributed to the crash.

[–]DoTheDew 11 points12 points ago

No, the guy who came flying into the parking lot where I live driving in my lane while cutting the corner which is obscured by a dumpster had a lot to do with it as well.

[–]DoTheDew 6 points7 points ago

No, but it was probably closer to 10 mph. In either case, I was barely moving.

[–]raging_asshole 4 points5 points ago

A friend of mine brought his goped to work - it's basically a little razor scooter with a lawnmower engine on it. Gets up to a good 30mph.

I got it up to probably 25mph, and realized, "Holy shit. If I fall off this thing right now, or if it blows a tire or something, I'm gonna be eating a whole lotta asphalt." I can only imagine how scary it would be with a 600+ pound piece of machinery on top of you.

[–]niqtoto 4 points5 points ago

Sport bikes are rarely, if ever, close to 600lbs. 450 is a good estimate for a liter bike.

[–]amorat92 6 points7 points ago

salt rash would be 50x worse than road rash

[–]l0phty 195 points196 points ago

Holy crap...

On the morning of September 13, 1948, Free raised the American motorcycle speed record by riding ... to a speed of 150.313 mph (241.905 km/h).

source

[–]Slownique 73 points74 points ago

[–]JCacho 27 points28 points ago

Love how he zooms right past the cop.

[–]Bigandjuicy 22 points23 points ago

Mate, that's in Sweden, not France.

[–]theblasphemer 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one that's bothered by how irresponsible some motorcycle riders can be? I was almost involved in a serious accident on a highway a few years back because some idiot on a superbike tried to show off.

[–]olrik 2 points3 points ago

The description says it's in Sweden. The biker might be French though.

[–]letsboogie 2 points3 points ago

nope, he is swedish.

[–]bbYd011 14 points15 points ago

Thanks for posting the source, came here looking for more information on where the picture was taken, was not disappointed.

[–]mrcleatus 21 points22 points ago

Crazy, I have broken that speed on my bike. Never would have thought of it that way before... I broke a previous land speed record that had already been broken.

[–]KosherNazi 55 points56 points ago

Everyone who has ever ridden in a car has broken a previous record too.

[–]vanostran 21 points22 points ago

Everyday I break some old record, and I don't do shit.

[–]er0k 3 points4 points ago

There's also a book about him: Flat Out!

[–]Lord-Longbottom 92 points93 points ago

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 150.313 mph -> 404041.3 Furlongs/Fortnight, 241.905 km -> 1202.5 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

[–]stefeyboy 64 points65 points ago

Jolly ho! 404041 furlongs you dare say?

[–]snarchitekt 31 points32 points ago

I don't think anyone has seen that many furlong time!

[–]thinkforyourself 732 points733 points ago

Remember, safety third!

[–]Thecardinal74 66 points67 points ago

He's wearing a helmet...

[–]zeissikon 51 points52 points ago

Read the wikipedia article, it is not a helmet but a shower cap !

[–]thinkforyourself 55 points56 points ago

At those speeds, the helmet is wearing that guy for protection. (Yes, it's a Seinfeld joke, but fitting nonetheless.)

[–]JaqHammerJesus 2 points3 points ago

That's a SHOWER CAP!! No bullshit, look it up, shower cap and sandals.

[–]cckynv 199 points200 points ago

And always remember: GOTTA GO FAST!

[–]Halofit 90 points91 points ago

Shazbot!

[–]Joeliosis 12 points13 points ago

VGS

[–]SPACE_LAWYER 5 points6 points ago

VFF VVB?

[–]MachShot 2 points3 points ago

[–]ICarrotU 11 points12 points ago

VGS

[–]HollowWaves 17 points18 points ago

LIKE A SANIC

[–]GrayStudios 9 points10 points ago

MOVING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

[–]I_Like_Blue 8 points9 points ago

HE'S THE FASTEST HEDGEHOG AROUND

[–]3brushie 68 points69 points ago

You can't use grenades on the gravcycle anyway; I'd probably use Safe Fall if I were him.

[–]BenKenobi88 14 points15 points ago

Determination, he can try again later with more health.

...unless he killed a man while riding...

[–]brute_force 35 points36 points ago

Reach edit: people dont seem to get tribes jokes.

[–]ould 16 points17 points ago

We didn't start this war

[–]brute_force 12 points13 points ago

filthy sandraker

[–]dick_long_wigwam 31 points32 points ago

The world just wrapped up a decade of watching hundreds of thousands of perfectly healthy young adults die brutal deaths on foreign shores.

They weren't really into being pussies.

edit: US -> World

[–]matthebutcher 3 points4 points ago

Nice Dirty Jobs reference.

[–]jlhw 3 points4 points ago

The rules: 1. Look Good 2. Have Fun 3. Safety

[–]Justintime233 287 points288 points ago

Bullshit. That's Superman pushing a bike.

[–]maestro2005 79 points80 points ago

Man, Superman's really let himself go.

[–]j1mmie 39 points40 points ago

It's the George Reeves version

[–]NanoGeek 8 points9 points ago

You take that back you hear!

sobs

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[–]ROK247 31 points32 points ago

exactly - never do anything where, in the event of a mishap, the first thing to go is your balls!

[–]life-is-good 66 points67 points ago

Not really an issue when you've got big, giant brass balls like insane speedo man there. At worst they'll just get a good polish.

[–]jonnichols 223 points224 points ago

On a related note...if you ever get the chance to watch "The World's Fastest Indian" with Anthony Hopkins...you will not be disappointed.

/corrected movie title

[–]dugsanpedro[S] 45 points46 points ago

"The World's Fastest Indian" on Netflix. Added to my instant queue.

[–]beliefinphilosophy 27 points28 points ago

Yes, please do, it's so very worth it.

[–]echolimamike 12 points13 points ago

second. love that movie.

[–]revolved 7 points8 points ago

I cried.

[–]rdiss 57 points58 points ago

It's actually The World's Fastest Indian - Indian referring to the name of the motorcycle. It's about a guy from New Zealand setting the land speed record. Very good movie.

Fun fact: It's about a guy from New Zealand, and I saw the movie while vacationing in New Zealand.

[–]brainburger 100 points101 points ago

I saw Lost in Translation In Japan. The audience and I laughed at different bits.

[–]C_IsForCookie 41 points42 points ago

Clearly a loss in translation.

[–]brainburger 14 points15 points ago

Very much so. There is lots of content in that film which is totally lost if you don't know Japanese (I had it explained to me).

[–]Mr_Slippery 4 points5 points ago

"Lip my stockings!"

[–]bedpeace 2 points3 points ago

I saw Midnight In Paris, at midnight, in Paris. It felt like I was in this little movie world, and it was pretty rad.

[–]tortellini 24 points25 points ago

My husband brought it up on Netflix and I told him I didn't want to watch a stupid motorcycle movie.

I was wrong, it's a very good story.

[–]Genghis_John 10 points11 points ago

My wife had this same reaction. You may also like the documentary "Senna" also on Netflix Instant. about a Brazilian F1 driver.

[–]bruiserdotcom 2 points3 points ago

Senna is awesome to anybody

[–]awana56 19 points20 points ago

Seriously that movie is AWESOME. It's great, sooooo great. Funny, charming, and even a little teary. It's on netflix people, if you're looking for a movie, this is the one.

[–]genuinemra 8 points9 points ago

Seconded. This DVD was the last gift I ever gave my Dad. We watched it together not long before he died. Loved it.

[–]ProbablyGeneralizing 5 points6 points ago

SPOILER ALERT

He rides a motorsickle

[–]sour69 3 points4 points ago

World's coldest Indian.

[–]raetherx 31 points32 points ago

This was actually his final attempt, he stripped down because the wind sheer was ripping his leathers apart at the seams.

[–]HurricaneHugo 4 points5 points ago

Now the wind is ripping apart his skin...

[–]tinfins 6 points7 points ago

Not so much ripping as rippling.

[–]workitselfoutfine 53 points54 points ago

At least he has his helmet on.

[–]TheClassic 49 points50 points ago

That is a shower/swim cap

[–]codemnk 49 points50 points ago

At least he has his shower cap on.

[–]rounding_error 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, he could get seriously hurt doing something like that without a helmet.

[–]humanspace 7 points8 points ago

His motto was always: 'Safety First!'

[–]funkengroovin 285 points286 points ago

How did he fit his enormous balls in that Speedo.

[–]mrcleatus 32 points33 points ago

rubber mallet

[–]Heyblinken 12 points13 points ago

Funny story that's sorta not really related: my first time on chat roulette, clicking around I see this man sitting in front of his camera, fully clothed but legs spread, I assume he was French. He proceeded to smash his nut sack with a rubber mallet. I guess he was practicing fitting said nuts into a speedo.

[–]ninepound 3 points4 points ago

I like the part where you assumed he was French.

[–]mrcleatus 4 points5 points ago

dear god man

[–]ecklcakes 55 points56 points ago

Many days on the beach practising being French.

[–]ho0k 20 points21 points ago

Ah, the French Tucktm

[–]molrobocop 8 points9 points ago

Is that where you wrap it down, around, and into your mudhole?

[–]MmIoCuKsEeY 44 points45 points ago

No, that's the Trench Fuck.

[–]STOP_BEING_RETARDED 4 points5 points ago

He only rode the bike like that because his balls were too big to sit on.

[–]tacojohn48 2 points3 points ago

I'd guess if he's spent much time riding like that they've melted or burnt off.

[–]Michael_Remixed 14 points15 points ago

That's Rollie Free riding a 1000 cc Vincent Black Lightning, even though the article says Black Shadow. The Lightning was the stripped down racing version, the Shadow was the street version.

http://motorcyclemuseum.org/halloffame/detail.aspx?RacerID=178

[–]Dmuff 26 points27 points ago

Is it me or is that one sexy bike?

[–]khalestorm 14 points15 points ago

Vincent Black Lightnings are not cheap bikes. Vincent HRD are considered the holy grail of vintage motorcycles. I've seen several in person at Barber Vintage Festival each year. A gorgeous machine

[–]ChestHair_GripAndRip 6 points7 points ago

That's why I came to the comments! To see what kind of bike, sexy as shit man.

[–]Dmuff 6 points7 points ago

Looking at the comments, it turns out it is a Vincent Black Lightning. Sexy as fuck! if you want to know another bike, check out the forty eight by Harley.

[–]Ontopourmama 19 points20 points ago

That's how I ride my moped.

[–]jutct 47 points48 points ago

That's how I ride your mom.

[–]scootunit 14 points15 points ago

She said you got a flat.

[–]TwoHands 17 points18 points ago

Reduce profile to reduce resistance, get more weight over the drive wheel, because the surface they're driving on is notoriously slippy. Remove seat and other parts, and wear less gear to reduce weight.

This makes amazing sense. Well-played, 40's rider.

[–]fanboat 3 points4 points ago

I'm not saying he's fat or anything, but if they're so concerned about weight couldn't they have found some tiny guy? I guess it would depend on whether he was seeking to break a record or the motorcycle company was.

[–]thenuge26 9 points10 points ago

Why couldn't they have just found someone else who was willing to lay down naked on a motorcycle and try to go as fast as possible?

[–]good2bgary 7 points8 points ago

if that tire rubbed that plate for even just a second... it would ruin his naughty bits forever... this guy was clearly in it to win it.

Edit: from heat obviously..

[–]Lillipout 12 points13 points ago

You can't tell from the photo, but he's actually covered with Vaseline.

[–]benchley 13 points14 points ago

You can't tell from this comment, but so am I.

[–]Spacewolf67 6 points7 points ago

His name is Rollie Free, and he is a hero of mine.

[–]peted1884 10 points11 points ago

Is that a Vincent?

[–]mybrainfailsme 8 points9 points ago

Yep, a Black Lighting i believe. One of the awesome-est British made bikes of all time.

I used to ride pillion on my dad's Vincent Rapide most weekends during the summer.

[–]GonzoMojo[!] 24 points25 points ago

lol this picture made me grin

then i thought, damn we've grown into a bunch of panzies

[–]Daegoba 21 points22 points ago

Any man that dons a swim cap and skivvies over a lake of salt doing 150+ mph makes all other men look like a panzie.

R.I.P. Rolie Free

[–]NeonRedHerring 6 points7 points ago

Apparently you haven't seen the X Games.

[–]Genghis_John 5 points6 points ago

Pansies. We're all a bunch of Pansies.

[–]Taar 2 points3 points ago

You vill speaken fur yourzelf! Panzie iss oviously short fur Panzer.

[–]scrubbyducky 5 points6 points ago

yes, the invention of seats in 1950 was a huge leap forward. many believed the technology was reverse engineered from the downed alien craft recovered at roswell. it truly was one small seat for man, and one giant squat for mankind.

[–]whiskey_punch 34 points35 points ago

by planking?

[–]thematta 21 points22 points ago

I have seen some documentary about this somewhere. He was right at the top end of what the bikes of the day would do. So he stripped naked, and laid in the motorcycle like this to reduce drag.

[–]jeffh4 7 points8 points ago

Kind of makes every planking attempt since then look kind of wimpy, doesn't it?

"What? You didn't plank at 150 MPH? I guess you're a pussy, then."

[–]MisterNixon 5 points6 points ago

The least aerodynamic part of the bike is the rider

[–]Dickybow 4 points5 points ago

British Bike but American record?

[–]eezzzz 3 points4 points ago

I don't think the bike was autonomous.

[–]ecklcakes 2 points3 points ago

I like to think he was just holding on for dear life.

[–]Lorimor 3 points4 points ago

Whadda ya think Phil, helmet or no helmet?

[–]futpoo 4 points5 points ago

one cock pushup and he is done for.

[–]RichardStinks 5 points6 points ago

Apparently laying down is a good idea... This is how Graham Obree is planning on going 100 mph on a bicycle.

[–]Krispyz[!] 2 points3 points ago

That's how we roll.

[–]FreightConductor 2 points3 points ago

None, nil, absolutely NO FUCKS GIVEN! What a badass.

[–]Driftpeasant 2 points3 points ago

That was Rollie Free on a Vincent Black Lightning (the first one they made). I used to work for the guy who owned it in Austin, TX. It's amazing to look at in real life, though I was always afraid I'd sneeze, it would fall over, and I'd get throttled by an angry lawyer.

[–]fistymcbuttpuncher 2 points3 points ago

How does he stay on with such huge balls?

[–]Eggsareyummy 2 points3 points ago

This is one of the most bad ass pictures I have ever seen.

[–]dww257 2 points3 points ago

To whomever somewhere in this that stated that motorcycles do not turn at 150mph you are mistaken. Normal people on motorcycles may not do this, others do and at speeds in excess of as well. As far as getting off where there is nothing to run into being relatively non eventful, well, that does work. Sometimes. Depends on how one lands as in low or high side, tumbles or not, and if one becomes tangled up with the bike or not. Sometimes the bike is stable sliding on it's side and other times it's bouncing about being all together disagreeable. Main thing is to, unless knocked senseless, never give up. All kinds of little things can be done in mid get off to lesson the inevitable. That would be pain. Plenty of time later to shake and hurt.

[–]GrizzWintoSupreme 2 points3 points ago

Clarifying the motorcycle speed record as "land speed" doesn't make sense. Is that to avoid confusion with the water and air cycle records?

[–]ebryan433 10 points11 points ago

You've answered your own question mate.

[–]helicalhell 2 points3 points ago

But yours is still the answer.

[–]catseatpuke 8 points9 points ago

What's that rattling? "It's just my balls of steel all over the fender"

[–]popcornsocks 2 points3 points ago

[–]nuovo_donna 1 point2 points ago

Big Whoops for that Brough Superior. This is how they race the same'ish bike today at the flats. Wally would have a good chuckle.

[–]yes_but 1 point2 points ago

Nice leathers!

[–]HetfieldJ 1 point2 points ago

Why is he topless

[–]dzubz 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't this make the bicycle tilt backwards?

[–]BloominFunyun 1 point2 points ago

Strange. I don't see him listed in this Wiki article.

[–]Petroleum_genie 1 point2 points ago

Steel cojones. Sparks will fly!

[–]AcneVulgaris 1 point2 points ago

Next week , a very special episode of "Ow! My Balls!"...

[–]fastslowfast 1 point2 points ago

And thus was born the planking fad.

[–]m40ofmj 1 point2 points ago

front end on that bike is baller

[–]Schmucks_Auto_Supply 1 point2 points ago

If I could live anywhere in the world, it would be 50 years ago.

[–]schizzlez 1 point2 points ago

The original "planker"

[–]jakethesnake76 1 point2 points ago

You can tell this man LOVED his motorcycle..

[–]marc4207 1 point2 points ago

That must have been so uncomfortable.

[–]smifft 1 point2 points ago

That's a shame. Those big brass nuttz are definitely scratching that fender to hell.

[–]pdmcmahon 1 point2 points ago

Okay men, who else just crossed her legs?

[–]ROK247 1 point2 points ago

this is probably a lot like that one time my buddy tried to ride his dirt bike across the shit pond out in the pasture, in that there was a large amount of drinking going on.

[–]TheMeIWarnedYouAbout 1 point2 points ago

His balls look like a motorcycle!

[–]purjopotatis 1 point2 points ago

Relevant and brilliant music.

[–]sparx483 1 point2 points ago

Extreme planking!

[–]Krazy4Karma 1 point2 points ago

I have this weird shirt with a half naked guy lying down on a motorbike. I just realized it's this picture. Crazy.

[–]1drunkasshole 1 point2 points ago

That's just Superman pushing a motorcycle.

[–]Roninspoon 1 point2 points ago

How is he shifting gears?

[–]BigD_Rocks 1 point2 points ago

Engineers: "Well guys, it looks like this is the fastest motorcycle we can make. We need to start thinking of ways to reduce aerodynamic friction"

Stuntman: "Could you guys make me a speed suit or something?"

Engineers: "How about you just get naked and hump the rear bumper?"

Stuntman: "I really think a suit would work better..."

Engineers: "Shut the fuck up and get naked already!"

[–]S_teven_ 1 point2 points ago

"and we shall call it, PLANKING......"

[–]RoquentinTarantino 1 point2 points ago

Just like Battletoads!

[–]FionnaTheHumanGirl 1 point2 points ago

AMERICA:

"Fuck It, We're Doing This"

[–]Beckinsale 1 point2 points ago

Wallstreet Money Never Sleeps anyone?