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[–]oldseacaptain 390 points391 points ago

Oh, hey, cool.

That's my dad, my picture, and originally my post.

[–]Nimrod41544 74 points75 points ago

Ouch man. He has more than 2X the karma as you for this post as well.

In his defense, his username is a bit relevant.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

I wouldn't be surprised if He was baptised at sea world.

[–]first1 4 points5 points ago

Is that a fat joke?

[–]Stick_em_Cuh 2 points3 points ago

You capitalized the H in he, are you referring to Him as the almighty one?

[–]Brisco_County_III 2 points3 points ago

_repost_, dummystupid, Sumiv_Dnim (Mind_Virus inverted), and now RedditRecyclingCo. There are others that slip my mind at the moment.

[–]jaggazz 2 points3 points ago

Probably that scumbag reposter Mind_Virus. 11800+ karma in one day.

[–]2_day_old 25 points26 points ago

[–]Nizzler 24 points25 points ago

Whoa, you guys have the same dad? Mind. Blown.

[–]ColRockAmp 5 points6 points ago

Found original post, attempted to upvote. I'm so sorry.

[–]oldseacaptain 3 points4 points ago

Ha, it's the thought that counts.

[–]SNAPPED_BONER 2 points3 points ago

CURSES!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

ITS ALL ABOUT THE TITLE!!!!!

[–]Slippyy 5 points6 points ago

OP is scum.

[–]utpoia 1 point2 points ago

You still talk to him about this pic?

[–]oldseacaptain 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, it's one of his favorite things.

[–]emmick4 1 point2 points ago

Does he know he looks like the dad from still standing? I was sure it was him when i first saw the picture :P.

[–]deefrances 1 point2 points ago

unfortunately, thats the internet. but i gave u a point for originality.

[–]SheilaRachael 1 point2 points ago

COOLEST DAD EVER. You are so lucky.

[–]LIKES_HAIRY_MEN 1 point2 points ago

I wish he were my dad.

[–]usedtobeneverwas 1 point2 points ago

Looks like he's recycling everything 8/

[–]pureprotest 0 points1 point ago

No, I am your father

[–]WeeSleekit 0 points1 point ago

Is your Dad Keith from the office (uk)?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTF_RJx8g2w

[–]Pattern_Is_Movement -1 points0 points ago

NO, I'm Spartacus!!

[–]TysonStoleMyPanties 45 points46 points ago

Awkward family photo time? I've got some saved up.

NSFW

http://i.imgur.com/euMpq.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/8xVlG.jpg

[–]Vitalic123 34 points35 points ago

What in gods name did I just witness.

[–]Clown_Shoe 9 points10 points ago

Second from the top has his naked little sister on his back and his junk in his older brothers bum and yet he's smiling.

[–]thatwasntveryraven 7 points8 points ago

I'd rather be him than his older brother.

[–]Clown_Shoe 1 point2 points ago

Debatable.

[–]shroomprinter 15 points16 points ago

Quick, somebody get me some eyebleach!

[–]SharpieSalesman 5 points6 points ago

http://www.eyebleach.com/ (Possibly NSFW)

[–]shroomprinter 0 points1 point ago

Figured it wouldn't take long for someone to post this response. Thank you for helping keep my faith in Reddit. Might wanna tag it "possibly NSFW" though.

[–]witty_account_name 0 points1 point ago

NSFW in the best way possible

[–]shroomprinter 2 points3 points ago

I agree. I think when I tag stuff nsfw I'm gonna also start putting why...NSFW boobies, NSFW full nudity, NSFW foul language,etc. Maybe it'll become a thing.

[–]lydocia 13 points14 points ago

[–]shroomprinter 20 points21 points ago

Well played. Lucky for me I'm on my phone, so it shows me the link before I go there. Upvote for the attempt though.

[–]lydocia -1 points0 points ago

I'm on (any computer) and on (any browser) and when I hover, it shows the link too. Hasn't stopped me from being stupid enough to click before reading, though!

[–]Benjammin1391 9 points10 points ago

FUCK! Fuck you. I hate you now.

[–]shroomprinter 5 points6 points ago

C'mon now, he got you good. You should just nod and upvote.

[–]molmu 1 point2 points ago

you clever bastard

[–]oooll 5 points6 points ago

hahahahah, really they are awkward...

[–]smellsliketuna 5 points6 points ago

The two little boys in the stack are going to grow up to really resent their parents.

[–]Grapeboy 7 points8 points ago

I don't see the problem here?

[–]jwlitt1 7 points8 points ago

Thank You. Now my dreams will be a whole lot sexier

[–]UnsightlyBastard 3 points4 points ago

Post this in /wtf with a good title and you'll probably front page.

[–]corcyra 2 points3 points ago

Want pink angora catsuit with lady-bits picked out in 3D and black yarn, please!

[–]Paultimate79 2 points3 points ago

The bottom one.. fucking yikes.

[–]Gigon 4 points5 points ago

Whats wrong with people?!?!

[–]really789 1 point2 points ago

what the actual fuck...

[–]Pattern_Is_Movement 1 point2 points ago

that really was not very fair

[–]2tonApe 4 points5 points ago

That's just for mommy...

[–]grimatongueworm 2 points3 points ago

Sweet mother of Zeus. That 2nd one belongs..well...somewhere!

[–]InterstellarMom 0 points1 point ago

It looks like Jerry Sandusky in the first one!

[–]asdf4455 4 points5 points ago

ohhh....my nipple hurt when I twist them

[–]khdutton 8 points9 points ago

Can'tUnSee World

[–]belladonnadiorama 2 points3 points ago

I seriously thought I was looking at Kenny Powers.

[–]staiano 2 points3 points ago

For who? The dad looks to be having a great time.

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[–]greg1022b -3 points-2 points ago

problem?

[–]Romany_Fox 1 point2 points ago

so how did you persuade Shamu to get onto the ride with you?

[–]SUQMAQUOK 1 point2 points ago

[–]shinyheadman 1 point2 points ago

"Just me and my family chilling out watching Shamu rub his nips."

[–]dimeslime1991 1 point2 points ago

so...your father grabbing his nipples and making weird faces was a constant problem back then?

[–]Acid_Baron 1 point2 points ago

Kenny Powers really let himself go.

[–]Guinness3102 2 points3 points ago

So your dad grabbed his nipples while riding a giant, lubricated, log. And it went downhill from there?

[–]dj_bizarro -1 points0 points ago

Also the log was going down hill. So meta.

[–]ColoBB 0 points1 point ago

that's a bigfoot :|

[–]HackTheRipper666 0 points1 point ago

The guy looks almost exactly like my english teacher

[–]lolwut00 0 points1 point ago

Is that the ride called 'Atlantis'?

[–]SerDelta 0 points1 point ago

I think we found the escaped walrus.

[–]danblee 0 points1 point ago

You know what bothers me most about this? I've never seen this ride at Sea World. I grew up going to Sea World and Busch Gardens. This is definitely at Busch Gardens, but not once have I ridden a flume ride at Sea World. It's got me thinking now.

[–]Dusk_v731 0 points1 point ago

..Is it just me or are there no harnesses on this ride? Man doesn't even appear to be secured in any way at all!

[–]defiantately 0 points1 point ago

There aren't usually harnesses on log flume rides, just something you can hold onto if you want.

[–]JSpike 0 points1 point ago

can you please quit reposting shit, honestly people C'Mon

[–]atp123 0 points1 point ago

Every time he goes to Sea World, they pay him!

[–]FascistDonut 0 points1 point ago

That looks entirely too much like me.

[–]DaLuDeD 0 points1 point ago

Bit nippy that day huh?

[–]raresaturn 0 points1 point ago

Big Keith! "word of advice..."

[–]theruski43 -1 points0 points ago

I see nothing wrong here and frankly, I don't get what the problem was...

[–]dutch010 -1 points0 points ago

I always pinch my nipples in amusement parks as well.

[–]opusinwub -1 points0 points ago

Oddly, the thing I chuckled at was the Seaworld logo...

[–]grimatongueworm -1 points0 points ago

Yeah. Dad ate the family.

[–]Phoequinox -1 points0 points ago

The girl's hair gives the illusion that the woman's breasts are enormous.

[–]LordOfGummies -5 points-4 points ago

Damn that's a big boy.