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[–]GrandmaWiggly 2 points3 points ago

That Bill Nye could check my meter anytime, if you know what I mean.

[–]mamajamerson 0 points1 point ago

I gather that you have a meter in need of being read. In fact, the need for a read is so pressing that you are willing to schedule a meter-reading appointment at any time, just whenever Bill can squeeze you into his schedule.

Is that what you mean?

[–]GrandmaWiggly 1 point2 points ago

I'm talking about having sex with the man.

[–]mamajamerson 0 points1 point ago

Yeah... you see I was... never mind.

[–]GrandmaWiggly 1 point2 points ago

I would squeeze that Bill Nye fella into my schedule, if you know what I mean.

[–]mamajamerson 1 point2 points ago

Hold up now... is that another one of your sex jokes? Oh you!

[–]albertscoot 0 points1 point ago

No, I think he was trying to make a clever sex joke.

[–]SimilarImage 1 point2 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month yoship Better listen to Bill. here 37 636
2 months DaVinci44 Speaking of which, I miss watching these. here 6 138
6 months otiscancrum I'm not sure, but I think this guy planted a lot of doubt seeds in youngsters. /r/atheism 22 131

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