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[–]lirby1 93 points94 points ago

The licking of the lips is very essential

[–]7joshy 10 points11 points ago

without the lip lick, this gif doesnt make any sense to me.

[–]Bammy 7 points8 points ago

WHO SAID MY...wait dry lips...NAME?

[–]snarkassy 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say this. I give you an upvote good sir/madame.

[–]lirby1 2 points3 points ago

Came here to give you an upvote for giving me an upvote!

[–]FlashFreezer[S] 1 point2 points ago

What's funny is that my dog drools all the time, so instead of getting a rag or towel I just roll them on their back and mop the floor with them. They love it and they are very absorbent!

[–]DIKASUN 0 points1 point ago

(comment unrelated)

[–]oblivionfanatic1590 19 points20 points ago

My name is actually Guy, so I hear my name in a conversation every five minutes.

[–]Dl33t 4 points5 points ago

I feel for you man. I am always disappointed when meeting someone with the same name as me as I know eventually I am going to start to answer people when they are talking to him. Which is perfectly acceptable and an easy mistake to make, still embarrassing though.

[–]rhubarbbus 0 points1 point ago

My name is Michael, so every time I go into a crowd of 50+ people I hear my name like 5 or 6 times. Everyone calls me by my last name.

[–]HomeButton 2 points3 points ago

Poor guy

[–]Pit_of_Death 5 points6 points ago

I'm not your buddy, Guy!

[–]jlbecks 4 points5 points ago

I'm not your guy, pal!

[–]Starclimber28 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm not your pal, buddy!

[–]bamfsalad -1 points0 points ago

I'm not your buddy, friend!

[–]massoutput -1 points0 points ago

I'm not your friend, chief!

[–]four_reels 1 point2 points ago

Try having your name be Will, it's even worse lol

[–]MyOtherCarIsEpona 3 points4 points ago

"Fire at Will!"

[–]Smokinacesfan55 -1 points0 points ago

WHY DOES EVERYTHING RHYMES WITH WILL?

[–]ProEthan 0 points1 point ago

My friends last name is Brough.. sounds exactly like Bro.

[–]Jubbly 0 points1 point ago

I know your frustration, my name is Ben. We need to change the pronunciation of "been" to "bean".

[–]TheMagicUpvoteFairy 0 points1 point ago

I think, depending on where it goes in the sentence, that the word "been" should be pronounced one of those two ways. Sometimes it sounds right one way, sometimes it's the other way. Or maybe I'm crazy.

[–]snarkassy 0 points1 point ago

Or maybe we should say "been" with an accent. Cockney perhaps. (No offense to any British people intended)

[–]kihadat -1 points0 points ago

I knew a guy named Guy. He pronounced it "ghee," though.

[–]spiralshadow 2 points3 points ago

Hey cool, I was hoping somebody would link this. I edited a good portion of that article (everything below Models of Attention). I had another diagram up but it got taken down sadly.

[–]bamfsalad 2 points3 points ago

Why did it get taken down?

[–]spiralshadow 0 points1 point ago

I had to take it from a textbook where the licensing information wasn't entirely clear. I submitted it with a justification for free use, which allowed it to be up unmoderated for I believe 2 weeks, but was ultimately rejected and taken down.

[–]SstereoSanctity 9 points10 points ago

You look like a dog

[–]Sempra 2 points3 points ago

Moki <3

[–]Sexy_Pitbull 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say this Thank you!!! She is fucking amazing!!

[–]raagruk 1 point2 points ago

[–]Gigon 1 point2 points ago

What a coincidence, I also lick my lips when I hear my name in a conversation.

[–]WhoaEagleRays 1 point2 points ago

What a shiny coat you have.

[–]Whatserface 1 point2 points ago

This happens when I hear my username too

[–]noservice4you 1 point2 points ago

What kind of dog is this?

[–]jlbecks 0 points1 point ago

i want to know too

[–]ImaginaryJello 0 points1 point ago

Jack Russel/Pit Bull Mix.

This is her Youtube channel.

[–]kb1315 6 points7 points ago

/r/reactiongifs instead please.

[–]FlashFreezer[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]sensors 1 point2 points ago

Yup. There's a specific subreddit for a reason.

[–]bw1870 4 points5 points ago

Great, you turn to look when you hear your name. That's very funny. Fucking Christ, how does this shit get upvoted?

[–]DragonStealth 9 points10 points ago

Put a dog on it. Add gif juice. Cultivate votes. P.S. Meow.

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

This needs to be added to the cat turning it's head gif

[–]jmarks7448 0 points1 point ago

I spilled my awww all over the place. Please help me clean it up.

[–]HolisticPI 0 points1 point ago

I wish there were more awesome dog gifs on reddit. :(

[–]lemkepf 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know what type of dog that is? We got our dog from a shelter and looks almost identical to that one.

[–]hunchbackduda 0 points1 point ago

I had the same thought! My dog Zeke looks exactly like this dog, and he's a Basset Hound/Pitbull mix

[–]machzel08 0 points1 point ago

At work, my boss's boss has my name, a senior developer has my name, and our fiber transport company is headed up by a guy with my name. Every conversation in my department involves my name. So frustrating.

[–]mushmancat 0 points1 point ago

oh flashfreezer!

[–]Chuckisbossingit 0 points1 point ago

Somebody should edit this into the gif from the office with dwight in the wigs.

[–]Narfhole 0 points1 point ago

When I see a thread like this, I link the original.

[–]DarthReid 0 points1 point ago

School life is hard when your name is Reid.

[–]OriginalStomper 0 points1 point ago

Your name is "squirrel"?

[–]RoboticSalmon 0 points1 point ago

Wtf? Is that my dog?! http://imgur.com/nZyKH,xyvDI#0

[–]MyPoopIsBig -4 points-3 points ago

This. is. adorable.

[–]DragonStealth 1 point2 points ago

On a personal, internet level, I don't like your name.

[–]MyPoopIsBig 2 points3 points ago

Sorry :(

[–]HardCorwen 0 points1 point ago

Jealous

[–]fawker -1 points0 points ago

Sup?

[–]spellbunny -1 points0 points ago

MOKI!!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

MOKI!!!!

[–]CloudWolf40 -3 points-2 points ago

When you hear your name in a conversation you look round. No shit Sherlock you think you're the only person in the world who does this. EVERYBODY does this. FUCK!!

[–]clackers -3 points-2 points ago

Take this to tumblr; don't bring it here.

[–]nixle -4 points-3 points ago

Lol. It's funny because nobody ever talks about you. Ever.

[–]honestysrevival 0 points1 point ago

Well someone drank a huge bottle of bitch juice this morning.