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[–]sarvinn 62 points63 points ago

wow think I need some of these for my lawn to combat my neighbors non-zombie gnomes.

[–]BILL_MURRAYS_COCK[S] 88 points89 points ago

And move them closer to your neighbours gnomes by a few inches every day.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 66 points67 points ago

Then start replacing your neighbor's gnomes with zombie replicas.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

Then give one of the normal gnomes a gun, with not enough bullets. Instigate doubt in the group of gnome-survivors, make them turn on one another.

[–]darkscout 15 points16 points ago

And one black one. Don't forget the black Gnome.

[–]someauthor 6 points7 points ago

Nor the only gnome on the away team with a red uniform.

[–]sarvinn 9 points10 points ago

A solid plan my friend...this will be done.

[–]Z0bie 1 point2 points ago

And please post an update with pictures on reddit!

[–]RyanV1022 0 points1 point ago

No, please, do it on facebook.

[–]adrianmonk 6 points7 points ago

Don't. Blink.

[–]jammbrose 10 points11 points ago

[–]AnonUhNon 4 points5 points ago

I would seriously consider purchasing if there were more options, better photos and the website wasn't a huge piece of shit.

[–]shoelaceninja 2 points3 points ago

http://www.etsy.com/listing/73913334/zombie-garden-gnome-walking-dead-back

someone posted this further down. here is an etsy store that sells a few dif ones, and for a lot cheaper than that site.

[–]AnonUhNon 1 point2 points ago

Hooray, hugs.

[–]shoelaceninja 0 points1 point ago

can i hug you from behind?

[–]ptbus0 2 points3 points ago

http://www.etsy.com/shop/ChrisandJanesPlace

These people do a good job as well.

[–]AnonUhNon 0 points1 point ago

Fantastic! Thanks!

[–]pdmcmahon 2 points3 points ago

I would seriously consider purchasing if I didn't think the little fuckers in my neighborhood wouldn't steal them once a week.

[–]BiologyNube 0 points1 point ago

These...these are backyard gnomes..... for your own viewing amusement

[–]pdmcmahon 2 points3 points ago

They're persistent little fuckers. Besides, I'd be tempted to have these in my front yard, simply for the lulz. Worse case, I'd cement them in.

[–]BiologyNube 1 point2 points ago

Hehehe.. imagine the surprise. One lil zombie gnome attached to a 3 foot concrete post...

[–]Splashyy 1 point2 points ago

Gnomes are expensive as helllllllllll

[–]jammbrose 0 points1 point ago

You could always get a mini-gnombie!!

[–]jammbrose 1 point2 points ago

One of our customers just received her Gnombie. She looks scarhappy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Lets be honest, If Gnombies attacked I would find a rocket launcher from Halo and have the greatest time of my life.

[–]ElKaBongX 0 points1 point ago

Braaaiiiinnns.... Om Gnom Gnom Gnom Gnom...

[–]Scorcherkill 15 points16 points ago

TIL Bill Murray's Cock lives in Florida.

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[–]regomodo 0 points1 point ago

LSD

[–]victoryvines 11 points12 points ago

My mother collects lawn gnomes, and I made her a zombie gnome for Christmas. She was... pleased.

[–]BerickCook 7 points8 points ago

"Gnomeo and Juliet" just got a lot more interesting...

[–]commander_gnomeo 2 points3 points ago

Someone called?

[–]Disco_Drew 0 points1 point ago

Gnombeo and Jullienne.

[–]lkraven 8 points9 points ago

Lawn of the Dead

[–]chalklady0 3 points4 points ago

i only thought i was going to sleep tonight.

[–]winnar72 8 points9 points ago

Own your own when they're back in stock.

[–]jimtk 2 points3 points ago

So we can now finally see their true nature... I always knew!

[–]Lying_Cake 2 points3 points ago

Gnom gnom gnom on your leg !

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

What my brother and I called Nombies

[–]SonOfGnome 5 points6 points ago

Shut up and take my money!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]sutherlandan 2 points3 points ago

Oh you.

[–]pharmabeast 1 point2 points ago

These would make for a really cool PvZ real-life mockup. You left some karma on the table ;)

[–]zombierobotvampire 1 point2 points ago

Gnawsome.

[–]Mikheilm 1 point2 points ago

something something something Florida

[–]Eskaban 1 point2 points ago

gnom gnom gnom

[–]TheNickWilliams 3 points4 points ago

(enter witty comment about Florida here)

[–]GnomeInvasion 2 points3 points ago

Arise my pretties, it is time to UNLEASH YOUR NUMBERS ON THE WORLD. ALL WILL TREMBLE AT YOUR MIGHT. GO FORTH AND CONSUME. HA. HAHA HA HA. MUAHHAHAAHA. I hear Florida is nice this time of year.

[–]queevinstevin 1 point2 points ago

Must be in Miami

[–]klaberrduff 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to Miami.

[–]Stratusshot 1 point2 points ago

Must be a lawn in Miami.

[–]the-distant-nips 0 points1 point ago

shut up and take my money!

[–]JustMonsterFace 0 points1 point ago

This needs to be a new zombie in Plants vs Zombies. I'm really just looking for another reason to play through that game again.

[–]saw-boss 1 point2 points ago

You need a reason?

[–]Rollin_Kontemptuous 0 points1 point ago

Gonna have nightmares tonight, thanks!

[–]gabachocerote 0 points1 point ago

SUATMM

[–]Disco_Drew 0 points1 point ago

I have just seen the only acceptable garden gnome. Thank you.

[–]Hileaux 0 points1 point ago

This is all I think of when I here "nombies"

[–]NativeKing 0 points1 point ago

Yep, still wouldn't be caught DEAD with a gnome in my yard.

[–]fenwaygnome 0 points1 point ago

It has begun.

[–]GodzNotReal666 0 points1 point ago

Well that's horrifying.

[–]GnomishKaiser 0 points1 point ago

Damn my experiments have escaped.

[–]quietlyjudgingyou 0 points1 point ago

I really wanted one, they are awesome, but super expensive! Are regular gnomes that much?

[–]Dreadiejagoff 0 points1 point ago

David the gnome of the dead

[–]ReallyForeverAlone 0 points1 point ago

My god, I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight...

[–]clickmyface 0 points1 point ago

Dunno why but this instantly reminded me of the gnomes in the Weasley's garden

[–]anairabuscus 0 points1 point ago

" I can control zombie ningas. Are they zingas? Are they nombies? I don't know! " -The gamers: Dorkness Rising

[–]Huntress_0161 0 points1 point ago

Because regular gnomes werent creepy enough on their own.. Had to double the creep factor.

[–]Galaxyhiker42 0 points1 point ago

fuck I was looking around to see if someone posted this picture.. could not find it... and now I double posted it. FWP

[–]hennesce 0 points1 point ago

just saw this at a [6]. I wish I could go back in time and not click on this. I'm going to have nightmares

[–]honeybirdy 0 points1 point ago

So horrified...I was frightened by this...

[–]breenisgreen 0 points1 point ago

As someone terrified by gnomes, this just made me jump out of my damn skin and scream like a baby in work.

[–]ImaPiratelol 0 points1 point ago

Where do i buy one of these. My father would love one for fathers day.

[–]CrepitusOz 0 points1 point ago

Garden Zombies from Zombie Farm iPhone app!

[–]keenansmith61 0 points1 point ago

Let them bite you if you can. You might be gifted by the gernumblies!

[–]sheothgora 0 points1 point ago

My sister used to love lawn gnomes! If she saw this she would probably freak! (insert evil laugh)

[–]Lafklownlaf 0 points1 point ago

Where's gnome chompski when you need him?

[–]Helzibah 0 points1 point ago

[–]battery_go 0 points1 point ago

Gnot bad.

[–]skeddles 0 points1 point ago

Omnom gnombies

[–]mrzakk 0 points1 point ago

I'm friends with the couple who hand makes and paints these particular gnombies. https://www.facebook.com/Revenantfx I'm pretty sure they're all for sale too.

[–]zombiesahoy 0 points1 point ago

Lawn of the Dead!

[–]AlongAgain 0 points1 point ago

These must be from Miami...

[–]sonastyinc 0 points1 point ago

Om gnome gnome.

[–]Gneil_Beforeme 0 points1 point ago

I heard that Gnombie Gnorman, Gned and Gneil will protect your carrots at night, while keeping your neighborhood free from stray cats...

[–]murdocc -1 points0 points ago

I'll be happy when this zombie craze is over. I just don't get it and it gets applied to everything.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

They came from Florida...

[–]YouCanCallMeNicki 0 points1 point ago

Brace yourselves... Miami zombie attack comments are coming..

[–]Hunter5Thompson 0 points1 point ago

Travelocity got me a great hotel in Florida

[–]cldst 0 points1 point ago

Someone knows my friend.

Or, hello Brandon.

[–]2dollarb -1 points0 points ago

Favorite yard art, ever.

[–]AfterEleven -1 points0 points ago

epic

[–]pfloresmarin -1 points0 points ago

made in florida

[–]dragons_byte -1 points0 points ago

Making their way to Florida...

[–]layzor -1 points0 points ago

i just wanted to say, gnombies is the funniest word i've heard

[–]Tuskanaar -1 points0 points ago

Must've went to Florida

[–]MisterAwesome333 -1 points0 points ago

I bet they are from Florida

[–]taliesyn30 -1 points0 points ago

More pics of the gnombie apocalypse

[–]meangrampa -1 points0 points ago

There is a market for these

[–]nkevin90 -1 points0 points ago

Taken in Miami?

[–]TigerBomber -1 points0 points ago

[–]Deadsotc -1 points0 points ago

Meanwhile in Florida

[–]fender123 -1 points0 points ago

Columbus, OH. Zombiewalk