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[–]POSTS_GIFS 191 points192 points ago

[–]tora22 37 points38 points ago

I like the way he wags his tail the entire time like "I can't believe this shit is working!!"

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]commandoscorch 8 points9 points ago

Um...What the fuck?

[–]darkneo86 3 points4 points ago

He makes perfect sense. Also, what the fuck?

[–]sharmaniac 1 point2 points ago

Hopefully he is just being down voted due to his rascist crap. The idea of paying people NOT to reproduce does have considerable merit however.

[–]Rhawk187 0 points1 point ago

Ted Turner had a free market strategy for it. Give everyone (or couple) a license to have 1 child, but make them transferable. So, someone who can afford to raise two children can pay market value to someone poor to have an extra.

It's a little Swift, but I can see the merits of it.

[–]rarebit13 -2 points-1 points ago

I believe this is being trialled in England.

[–]ends_with_comma 72 points73 points ago

If you turn your head sideways and look at that gif,

[–]turtlenecking 58 points59 points ago

what a pleasantly random novelty account

[–]Sandaholic -1 points0 points ago

2 comments so far and 94 comment karma, you're doing it right.

[–]yoho139 0 points1 point ago

it looks like the dog is a spy in a crawlspace.

[–]olliberallawyer -2 points-1 points ago

It looks like a sideways .gif? OH! I was supposed to "get" something.

[–]accharbs 4 points5 points ago

I prefer his black cat. She's just as agile as he is. *edit spelling

[–]lampshade14 2 points3 points ago

And a pig, remember that movie?

[–]pwordishamster 0 points1 point ago

spider pig spider pig, somewhat got that song in my head now hehe

[–]Mack_B 86 points87 points ago

[–]commandbluntforce -2 points-1 points ago

If your interested read up on the paranormal activity going on in a cats brain. Crazy stuff.

[–]jokes_on_you 39 points40 points ago

[–]pwordishamster 2 points3 points ago

wish I could give you 1000 thumbs up for this one :)

[–]MongrelNymph 16 points17 points ago

Purrkour.

[–]pwordishamster -2 points-1 points ago

brilliant :) parkour kitty =purrkour hahaha xxx

[–]laasbuk -1 points0 points ago

[–]pwordishamster 0 points1 point ago

still sweet , awesome downvote though , thanks xx

[–]Lurking_Grue -1 points0 points ago

OMG PONIES!!!!!!!!!!

[–]BerickCook 112 points113 points ago

Spider Cat! Spider Cat! Does whatev-HHHUURK ... HUURRRRK ... BLARGGGHH

Sorry, webball.

[–]moejike 16 points17 points ago

[–]unwanted_puppy 2 points3 points ago

awwwwww it's Sam. all growed up!

[–]Oheina 3 points4 points ago

Lol. Waiting.

[–]skybike 2 points3 points ago

Still waiting...

[–]Oheina 0 points1 point ago

I'm not still waiting. I was naming the movie. ;P

[–]slyr114 3 points4 points ago

He was naming the horrible sequel which was called Still Waiting. I believe it was either straight to dvd or made for dvd.

[–]Oheina 1 point2 points ago

facepalm Now I feel like a complete idiot. I need sleep...

[–]madzaman 0 points1 point ago

DOH!!!!!

[–]Regulith 5 points6 points ago

[–]Lurking_Grue 0 points1 point ago

Thank you... It's not like I was planning on sleeping tonight.

[–]Explains_the_Cat -1 points0 points ago

no.

it's funny 'cuz it's cats

[–]NoTimeToSleep 13 points14 points ago

That was so cool; I'm in complete awe.

[–]DrGreyy 35 points36 points ago

Now Spider Cat is climbing up.

[–]Elquinis 1 point2 points ago

Or Australia cat?

[–]TheAztec 2 points3 points ago

Haha, this joke is so original, I've only seen it FIFTY BILLION TIMES.

[–]marsneedstowels 9 points10 points ago

A rare glimpse of caterwalling in action.

[–]justspinninmywheels 5 points6 points ago

[–]Polite_Irish_Guy 0 points1 point ago

Kinda scared to click on this...for some reason my brain keeps screaming "dont....its a trap door spider"

[–]Ldershy 5 points6 points ago

...smart cat.

[–]cowtippinmelonballs 6 points7 points ago

Spider cat, spider cat. Does whatever a spider cat does. Climbs down walls, licks his balls, but not both, or else he falls.

[–]Nighthawk6857 4 points5 points ago

Looks like the Grinch has a cat

[–]Arx0s 4 points5 points ago

Looks like OP has a repost.

[–]dontlemmedown 3 points4 points ago

I'd like to know how Spidey transferred his super powers on to the cat. My heart wants to believe he was trained, although my brain tells me it was bestiality.

[–]fosterroberts 4 points5 points ago

Looks like Peter Parker bit a cat.

[–]Thrice_Eye 0 points1 point ago

"Damn it Peter! Looks like we're going to have to put you down..."

[–]MrKas 9 points10 points ago

More like Peter Parkour

[–]tyfa3 2 points3 points ago

I disagree. This cat seems to have a good working knowledge of physics and kinetics, it's likely owned by an engineer.

[–]Awkcock 2 points3 points ago

I read this as peter pan... Like he was trying to stick to his shadow?

[–]new_abcdefghijkl 2 points3 points ago

Levi Meowinburg

[–]Hamlet7768 2 points3 points ago

Niceeeeeee.

[–]Rbonne 2 points3 points ago

[–]datapirate42 2 points3 points ago

That's the single best thing Spiderman has ever done.

[–]karmus 2 points3 points ago

Is anyone else baffled by the cats innate understanding of physics to know that this works?

[–]SteelMagnolias 3 points4 points ago

Animals are like humans.

Some are really dumb, some are insanely smart, but most of them are average.

This cat is Einstein in the pussy world.

[–]vintermann 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if other cats can learn a technique like this from watching it.

[–]SteelMagnolias 0 points1 point ago

Depends on the relationship between the cats.

Most won't care because A. They don't understand a reason for it, or B. They don't care about the cat or what he's doing because they don't know who he is.

[–]Ultima34 1 point2 points ago

Look ooooout! Here comes the Spider-Caaaaaat!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

cats name: ol' sticky foot.

[–]anfernee576 1 point2 points ago

That is awesome!

[–]Tigger_Tickler 1 point2 points ago

Nice try Green Goblin

[–]Parthenonn 1 point2 points ago

Its pretty fun to climb up walls like this, but you need to be careful that you don't loose friction between both walls and yourself.

[–]busdriverbuddha 1 point2 points ago

In other news: Cats are agile.

[–]healthshield 1 point2 points ago

i read that as peter pan i was confused

[–]MisinterpretingJokes 1 point2 points ago

Ah! Peter Parker is poor.

[–]Midicide 1 point2 points ago

Spider Pig.

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 1 point2 points ago

How would the cat's owner being Spiderman make the cat gain some of his superpowers?

[–]WaltMitty 1 point2 points ago

I had a hamster that figured out the same trick. One morning I looked in the cage to see her asleep in her normal spot and a pile of cat food in another corner. She had escaped, stuffed her cheeks at the cat bowl, and shimmied up the space between the wall and the dresser.

[–]Industriality 1 point2 points ago

Spider car, spider cat ...

[–]Fausto1981 0 points1 point ago

does whatever a spider can!

[–]SEGnosis 4 points5 points ago

Gif of a video that was posted yesterday. Right on schedule.

[–]death2monkey 2 points3 points ago

Right, easy karma I guess.

[–]hjb303 0 points1 point ago

<sigh>

[–]ramfry 2 points3 points ago

SPIDER PIG

[–]SirDigbyChicknCeasar 3 points4 points ago

No, now we've be over this. A pig goes oink. This animal goes meow or mew. Now, what is it?

[–]ramfry 2 points3 points ago

I'm going to stick with my first choice, and say pig

[–]midnightjet 0 points1 point ago

Needs to be upside down.

[–]jtcompound 0 points1 point ago

Peter Parker's abilities are non transferable. Often imitated, but never duplicated.

[–]Ozzdo 0 points1 point ago

In an alternate universe, him and MJ have a daughter who develops Peter's powers at puberty. So they're transferable in at least one way.

[–]mildredfeirce 0 points1 point ago

But in the clone saga, his spider juice kills her.

[–]Colosphe 0 points1 point ago

Sexually.

[–]RC-8015[!] 0 points1 point ago

Read it as "Peter Piper." Still waiting on that peck of pickled peppers...

[–]ardlynoer 0 points1 point ago

Pepper? I hardly know 'er!

[–]endrid 0 points1 point ago

kitty you smart

[–]cdc10228904 0 points1 point ago

I had that trash can. It was nice.

[–]supaphly42 0 points1 point ago

If you ask nice, maybe he'll give it back.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I didn't think this was that funny.

[–]DriveOver 0 points1 point ago

All they had to do was drop the cat down the shaft 30 times and she finally got the hang of it.

[–]Noir24 0 points1 point ago

More like David Belle's cat

[–]This-Is-Not-A-Test 0 points1 point ago

A cat has a Peter Parker, you mean.

[–]socalbeast 0 points1 point ago

so the cat is a faggot too?

[–]Pacifistering 0 points1 point ago

What? No. Jackie Chan's cat of course.

[–]OddWally 0 points1 point ago

Clever girl.

[–]StellarSquid 0 points1 point ago

It's the Prince of Purrrsia!

[–]sugarfalls4eva 0 points1 point ago

Edit: Somehow managed to comment in the wrong thread.

[–]guyinhat 0 points1 point ago

actually there was a Spider Cat comic made by marvel. He fights Venom pidgeons

[–]xXTowelieXx 0 points1 point ago

does he also have a spider pig?

[–]TenSecondsFlat 0 points1 point ago

Jumping? Never heard of it.

[–]englishdouspeakit 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted for the title

[–]CompletelySusan 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of my own spider cat, who I caught walking down a wall.

[–]theBCSsucks 0 points1 point ago

That cat must love the off-widths!

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 0 points1 point ago

More like Peter Parkour

[–]draivaden 0 points1 point ago

that is a regular cat. how do you know it belongs to a mister peter parker? is there an tag or license that is not included int he image?

[–]GrayStudios 0 points1 point ago

My cat could do this upward (in his younger days) and he's like 15 pounds.

[–]SI_Bot 1 point2 points ago

SI conversions:(FAQ)

  • 15 pounds = 6.80 kg

My cat could do this upward (in his younger days) and he's like 15 pounds(6.80 kg) .

[–]honeybirdy 0 points1 point ago

A stronge cat!!!

[–]thegreyquincy 0 points1 point ago

Even if he did have a cat there's no reason to believe that the cat would have spider powers...

[–]Ifuckinghatecats2 0 points1 point ago

To bad it didnt fall and break its neck

[–]Yunlokzi 0 points1 point ago

You mean Peter Parkour?

[–]blrblr 0 points1 point ago

More like Jackie Chan cat.

[–]plucas 0 points1 point ago

E-I-E-I-O

[–]J_Jammer 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. Felicia Harding.

[–]mildredfeirce 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Oeter Parker but a cat

[–]icearrowx 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

My cat's name is Peter Parker, mainly for this reason, and he is an orange tabby. He climbs on everything, and will sit on my CPU case and try to catch the mouse (pointer) on the screen. I've taught him left right, up, and down. He anticipates the direction when I call it out, even if it goes the other way.

[–]animalkracker 0 points1 point ago

PARKOUR!

[–]Arya2u 0 points1 point ago

At the end, I imagine the cat saying, "You bastard, you could have easily picked me up and helped me to the ground."

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

no, no it's not.

[–]colinsteadman 0 points1 point ago

Clever girl.

[–]Th3Ginganinga 0 points1 point ago

Speaking of amazing cats [watch this](www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uDuls5TyNE)

[–]Indigoh 0 points1 point ago

Someone reverse this!

[–]bolivian92 0 points1 point ago

but can he beat spider pig?

[–]cannedmath 0 points1 point ago

More like "fucked one"...

[–]The_F_uckin_B_I 0 points1 point ago

that's a one smart cat!

[–]RoundHeadedTwat 0 points1 point ago

*Splinter Cell

[–]pwordishamster 0 points1 point ago

that is way cool :) so sweet how cats are so clever :) x

[–]FishInATit 0 points1 point ago

spider cat, spider cat.

[–]MomTackey 0 points1 point ago

If Peter Parker had a cat, why the fuck would it have spider powers too? Fake and gay 3/10 wouldn't do

[–]claudesoph 0 points1 point ago

Thug Life

[–]rescuebretagne 0 points1 point ago

:)

[–]throwawaysevenofnine 0 points1 point ago

THAT'S NOT HOW SUPER POWERS WORK! GAWD!

[–]lauroune 0 points1 point ago

This cat understands physic's

[–]Rogue_Samurai 0 points1 point ago

well peter and black cat were getting busy! eh its ok peter and mary jane arent married anymore!

[–]felix33 0 points1 point ago

Isn't Peter Parker just a photographer?

[–]Lurking_Grue 0 points1 point ago

♬ Spider cat! Spider Cat! Does whatever a Spider Cat Does...♬

[–]d0n0v4n98 0 points1 point ago

Spidercat, Spidercat, does whatever a Spidercat does! Can he swing? No he can't, because he's a cat! Look out it's Spidercat!

[–]Yuppers16 0 points1 point ago

Spider cat... Spider cat...

Does whatever a spider cat does...

[–]LordofX 0 points1 point ago

why would Peter Parker's cat have his super power?

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[–]Hamlet7768 1 point2 points ago

The trailers? They're amazing. I'm honestly really excited for it, and I've never been an enormous Spider-Man fan.

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[–]Lurking_Grue 1 point2 points ago

Same here... I just can't get enthused over a reboot. The thing they are doing with his parents makes me faceplam. Peter Parker was not angsty over his parents.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. Now that i think about it, just from the mannerisms exhibited in the preview, he has classic mad at parents syndrome.

[–]Ozzdo 1 point2 points ago

Sony needed to keep the rights to the character, and if they don't make Spider-Man movies, they lose the rights (Which would then revert back to Marvel/Disney) That's the main reason for the reboot, I think. That said, the movie does look great.

[–]Drawtaru -1 points0 points ago

That's nothing. Check THIS out.

[–]xxajt1 -4 points-3 points ago

Implying spiderman's abilities would transfer to his cat

[–]gingerkid427 -1 points0 points ago

[–]I_have_a_dog -2 points-1 points ago

AKA, every cat ever?

[–]sincewedidthedo -3 points-2 points ago

OMG CATZ UPVOTEUPVOTEUPVOTETHROBBINGUNWIELDYBONERUPVOTE