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[–]StalinOnYou 190 points191 points ago

that's a well drawn butt

[–]IAMPUNCHINGYOURSALAD 60 points61 points ago

The "bling!" lines really make that drawing.

[–]velidb 8 points9 points ago

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

Or maybe they're fart lines?

[–]FarmerTedd 13 points14 points ago

Or an audience looking at the butt

[–]Devilheart 1 point2 points ago

Or that's Edward Cullen mooning the black text.

[–]PoopChuteMcGoo 2 points3 points ago

For some reason I read that in Patrick's voice.

[–]Todomanna 3 points4 points ago

Patrick Stewart?

[–]PoopChuteMcGoo 2 points3 points ago

Now I did

[–]Maxfunky 3 points4 points ago

I thought the butt was talking.

[–]MomoTheCow 0 points1 point ago

My ass talks shit, but we have an understanding.

[–]Regulith 0 points1 point ago

That's what he said; fart lines.

[–]headfelloff 1 point2 points ago

That fart is coming out sideways then..

[–]buzzbros2002 1 point2 points ago

Seeing those makes me want to find it and write "Shiny!" underneath it.

[–]MomoTheCow 17 points18 points ago

I wish my ass could exude pride like that.

[–]pebohead 7 points8 points ago

It's all about the attitude. If you think your rumpus is all that, it's all that.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

A finely etched posterior, it is.

[–]Aww_Shucks 2 points3 points ago

nice-ass ass

[–]pfft_master -2 points-1 points ago

probably tush him a long time to draw

[–]PoopChuteMcGoo 8 points9 points ago

No ಠ_ಠ

[–]freestyle6R 2 points3 points ago

There shall be no bad puns in this house mister, go to your room until you can think of something funny to say.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 2 points3 points ago

Butt. Butt. Butt... puns....

[–]freestyle6R 2 points3 points ago

I will accept it, you can have dinner tonight.

[–]Lynch117 1 point2 points ago

Cant blame ya for trying. Maybe next time.

[–]tapatio_girl 32 points33 points ago

stupid sexy flanders!

[–]Kullersten 13 points14 points ago

Nothing at all Nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all

[–]magictoenail 17 points18 points ago

I was the kid who drew dicks everywhere... Not just regular dicks, beauties like this. I was all about the strange shaft proportions.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

You truly are a Dickasso.

[–]Teotwawki69 11 points12 points ago

Don't you mean Van Cock?

[–]siilver 11 points12 points ago

I prefer Leonardo DongVinci

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Well, no. I meant it looks like a dick Picasso would have drawn, but I thank you for continuing the pun.

[–]Teotwawki69 1 point2 points ago

Ah, yes. It was a fine example of the artistic movement known as Pubism.

[–]MomoTheCow 5 points6 points ago

I dub thee Snuffleuppacock.

[–]FishBonePendant 2 points3 points ago

Aaaaand RES tag

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

[–]magictoenail 1 point2 points ago

Yeah this hit really close to home the first time I saw it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

You shall be named Rodphael.

[–]about8pandas 14 points15 points ago

clearly Troy Barnes drew that

[–]Teotwawki69 3 points4 points ago

Y'know, I never really got into that show, but now that you present this side of it, I just might.

[–]where_are_my_pants 4 points5 points ago

Does that look like the "hunk rump" from Problem Sleuth to anyone else?

[–]Cheeseyx 2 points3 points ago

Well, they both have very sculpted posteriors from standing position.

[–]McNoobLeet 2 points3 points ago

I found your pants for you.

[–]jacksalot 3 points4 points ago

i love butts. butts, butts, butts.

[–]hill_watcher 5 points6 points ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Others would be satisfied by drawing a butt on it.

[–]CoyoteStark 1 point2 points ago

And who are you to deny him his passion?!?

[–]ilikedroids 2 points3 points ago

I thought a sex joke was going to be involved...

[–]SmilinBob82 2 points3 points ago

That is one shiny hiney.

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what's this show, but I enjoyed the Dumbo references.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJv2Mugm2RI

[–]kittimiyo 1 point2 points ago

you know that one scene has made me want to watch this show

[–]The_Real_JS 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping for this.

[–]JesseBB 2 points3 points ago

Sublime buttocks. They are literally beaming with pride.

[–]DaLuDeD 0 points1 point ago

At least, I hope thats pride..

[–]sirsquilliam 1 point2 points ago

ooo he's a cheeky one!

[–]Relevant_jokes 1 point2 points ago

That guy has a cheeky sense of humor

[–]J_Jammer 1 point2 points ago

Tone.

[–]bang_Noir 1 point2 points ago

The ass was fat.

[–]EchoEchoEchoEchoEcho 1 point2 points ago

The drawing reminds me of the logo of the former Bitcoin parody/ridicule site Buttcoin (possibly NSFW, also hypnotic)

[–]manyballs 4 points5 points ago

I don't know about you people... but I just laughed for 5 minutes straight.

[–]MomoTheCow 25 points26 points ago

I giggled for 30 seconds gay.

[–]PoopChuteMcGoo 0 points1 point ago

The 30 second gay giggle sounds like something you pay a tranny for in a back alley.

[–]DrCockanballs 0 points1 point ago

This didn't happen

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

I love my family.

[–]Cheeseyx 0 points1 point ago

Buns of steel!

[–]sydneygamer 0 points1 point ago

That's actually a really good drawing.

[–]DukeOfReseda 0 points1 point ago

Dat ass

[–]em_as_in_mancy 0 points1 point ago

I love to touch butts

[–]Kongo204 0 points1 point ago

He has butts disease

[–]LordGrey 0 points1 point ago

Does the tall, rectangular shape of the text topped with a blue pin remind anyone else of the Tardis?

[–]Sher10ck 0 points1 point ago

Will there be butt stuff? - Troy "Buttsoup" Barnes

[–]JBurrows_ 0 points1 point ago

Miranda Lawson, is that you?

[–]zangor 0 points1 point ago

The only thing that sign is doing is advocating drug abuse.

[–]ngoncalves92 0 points1 point ago

Dat ass

[–]whileyouwereliving 0 points1 point ago

That's the font of the "Infinite Jest" cover...

[–]EdotRdotJ -5 points-4 points ago

I love harrasing posters to r/funny. downvote downvote downvote MUWAHAHAHAHA!