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[–]BumrushSC2 4 points5 points ago

I dislike the use of pronouns. I was distracted by thinking about the animals' genders

[–]pretendent 1 point2 points ago

Apparently Dog = Male and Cat = Female

Only God knows how they reproduce, and he doesn't exist.

[–]snowlion13 1 point2 points ago

how does the person know if its a he or she, just call them They as a whole

[–]IStandUpForYou 2 points3 points ago

Well obviously all dogs are male, psh! Come on internet!

[–]revrend_ 10 points11 points ago

[–]HeatSlinger 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was funny, whether or not I care about it.

[–]glennrosehv[!] 2 points3 points ago

The dog for the butts=roses thing looks like a sex offender

[–]Take_Boat 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting this to be funny, but now I can see that real comedy comes from subverting the audience's expectations.

[–]rockoholik13 0 points1 point ago

If I were a cat I wouldn't want to attack a dragon.

[–]jeremyfrankly 0 points1 point ago

Where's that monster statue from?

[–]onagar56 0 points1 point ago

It was pretty funny a couple of weeks ago, when it was posted...

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

As I was reading, I thought, "Man, they should have made the vacuum monster the last one. It was funny."

Then I saw the last one.

[–]BallsOfBallsOfBalls 0 points1 point ago

I'm weeping.

[–]EvanTheDork -1 points0 points ago

I was so excited when i thought i had posted this first...NOPE

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[–]gangstabunniez -1 points0 points ago

Because I saw it on facebook eleventy billion times.