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[–]sweetjackmccry 2 points3 points ago

I feel very conflicted about giving you an upvote for this, like maybe you'd rather not have one.

[–]drdavidphd[S] -1 points0 points ago

Just divide by zero and you'll figure about the right thing to do.

[–]MizzElissa 1 point2 points ago

Jim Gaffigan is my favorite comedian.

[–]Brett42 1 point2 points ago

He is being sarcastic, why else is he on Twitter?

[–]Thadenvy 1 point2 points ago

Where is I_APPROVE_THINGS?

[–]Gymfranklin88 1 point2 points ago

You mean us. Not them, us.

[–]dap_159 0 points1 point ago

So by not giving you an upvote I'm helping you not seek approval from strangers, as well.

[–]Three_Headed_Monkey 0 points1 point ago

I don't have to. I just want to.

[–]sexytoasty 0 points1 point ago

Says the guy with over ten thousand link karma.

[–]drdavidphd[S] 0 points1 point ago

Didn't seek approval. Just found it.

[–]muzakx -1 points0 points ago

I guess you won't mind a downvote then.

[–]drdavidphd[S] 0 points1 point ago

not at all