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[–]Drunken_Economist 171 points172 points ago

The problem here isn't that the eyebrows are missing, it's that these photoshops eliminated the brow ridge entirely. A better photoshop wouldn't look so alien.

[–]DaJoW 24 points25 points ago

Yeah. I have friend I've known for years without any hair (due to illness) and I didn't even notice he doesn't have eyebrows until recently. It really isn't that noticeable.

[–]imnotalwayssarkaztic 61 points62 points ago

I photoshopped my eyebrows out the other day because I am a productive member of society. It really doesn't look THAT weird. http://i.imgur.com/mEkpL.jpg

[–]dwholmlund 0 points1 point ago

How you doin.

[–]4vradrmr 0 points1 point ago

Werd

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[–]electroncaptcha 49 points50 points ago

Eyebrows are hair. A brow ridge is a part of the skull.

[–]SCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT 37 points38 points ago

Sureeee, 'skulls'. Very convincing argument. HEY GUYS, THIS BITCH THINKS SKULLS ARE IMPORTANT.

[–]Crayola63 21 points22 points ago

for strength

[–]lolzforfun 9 points10 points ago

for sparta

[–]duke_lucas 1 point2 points ago

for science!

[–]WhatTheFlux1 2 points3 points ago

four square!

[–]LBK2013 4 points5 points ago

2

[–]Megabean 2 points3 points ago

16, but valid effort

[–]LBK2013 -2 points-1 points ago

I just took it as four squared. not 4 is the square of 16. But i can see how you could answer both ways.

[–]Megabean 1 point2 points ago

I think you're thinking of the "square root of 4", not "4 squared".

[–]zosoyoung 0 points1 point ago

FOR NARNIA!!

[–]Splooge_Hero -1 points0 points ago

four chan!

[–]Gothika_47 64 points65 points ago

If we didint have nails why would we have fingers?

[–]klyemar 17 points18 points ago

If the air was made out of pudding, why would we have lungs?

[–]AbasementPark 0 points1 point ago

And now we're back to why we would have fingers...wouldn't Homo Spoonfingerus be much more suited to survive in that environment?

[–]FWcodFTW 0 points1 point ago

To fap

[–]Thewhitebread 5 points6 points ago

You can both suck my ridges.

[–]Dakrun 0 points1 point ago

Get a sense of humor, Rocky Dennis.

[–]pendantix 3 points4 points ago

Someone got downvoted into oblivion.
Oh crap, it's the OP.

[–]yntlortdt 64 points65 points ago

but oh what difference it makes

http://i.imgur.com/Lq9uj.jpg

[–]Quixotic91 22 points23 points ago

[–]CantBelieveItsButter 2 points3 points ago

Mayamoto?

[–]zttw 0 points1 point ago

thank you, kind sir. I seriously lol'd hard at that.

[–]Lyra_nue 19 points20 points ago

Whoppi Goldberg can sport ANY look and still be awesome though...

[–]whoopygoldberg 15 points16 points ago

I know right.

[–]ultrastoat 3 points4 points ago

I never realized she didn't have eyebrows.

My whole life has been a lie.

[–]JustinIsAProdigy 1 point2 points ago

You shut the fuck up about my whoopi!

[–]kingaustin 11 points12 points ago

Angelina Jolie looks like a snake...

[–]Splatterdaysaint 31 points32 points ago

Anna Paquin looks fucking terrifying here. It's almost like the eyebrows being gone made those atrocious 2 front teeth even more ghoulish.

[–]JaysonBlaze 9 points10 points ago

Her true form that she will take during the apocalypse

[–]crackofdawn 0 points1 point ago

She looks like a predator.

[–]platyviolence -4 points-3 points ago

She is possibly the most ugly celebrity. Not even that good of an actress. She must be incredibly good using that sarlacc pit on her face.

[–]TimmyFTW 2 points3 points ago

Her elbows are way too sharp. 1/10 would not bang.

[–]nick041 14 points15 points ago

[–]Frodo_has_hairy_feet 0 points1 point ago

I had such a major crush on Goku.

[–]JesseCan2Step 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ that seems very painful.

[–]Stridsvagnen 9 points10 points ago

The women look like men and the men look retarded.

[–]greatballsofwonder 14 points15 points ago

Except Obama. He looks like Nelson Mandela.

[–]jxj24 3 points4 points ago

I thought he looked like the bushman in "The Gods Must Be Crazy."

[–]Thadenvy 0 points1 point ago

I agree with that. A lack of eyebrows makes you forty years older.

[–]Vixt 0 points1 point ago

Yes Obama and the girl below him are the only ones that can pull off the no-eyebrow look in this bunch.

[–]sindekit 0 points1 point ago

looks, that's what I thought too -_-

[–]lickthecowhappy 2 points3 points ago

Kardashian looks like aasif mandvi.

[–]StayFunky 2 points3 points ago

Why Mila Kunis twice?

[–]kiky23 2 points3 points ago

Why is Mila Kunis on here twice and why are both of her pictures next to each other??? Or is that some other celebrity I don't know?!

[–]prometheus199 4 points5 points ago

I'd still bang Selena.

[–]l2k9g3v 1 point2 points ago

That was slightly disturbing.

[–]SneakyPoopNinja 1 point2 points ago

I tried figuring out what was wrong, before I read the title..

[–]salenth 1 point2 points ago

Would still bang eight of the nine.

Sorry, Anna Paquin looks like a dude here. That's a deal breaker.

[–]voidsong 5 points6 points ago

A dude? She looks like fucking Diablo.

[–]salenth 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was being funny..., you know..., because two of the eight actually ARE dudes...

Thanks for proving me wrong, voidsong... :/

Edit: fingers faster than brain.

[–]mayflowers5 1 point2 points ago

I have the strange desire to shave off my eyebrows now just to see what I would look like without them ...

[–]msberky1 1 point2 points ago

Just think of Pink from the Wall

[–]Cueball61 1 point2 points ago

They're not, it's just that half the bone structure is changed in these shots too.

[–]HIPHOPPIPOTMIS 1 point2 points ago

Taylor Lautner still looks like a llama.

[–]leicanthrope 1 point2 points ago

By the way, which one's Pink?

[–]WillHutch5 1 point2 points ago

Got a buddy with Alopecia. Basically you are allergic to your own hair. He has none, he's bald and has no brows. Been this way for a long time and you'd really never even think twice about it. It just looks strange out of context on people you would otherwise think of as super models. That's my $.02 anyway.

[–]iampoop 1 point2 points ago

After looking at Anne Hathaway, I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep tonight.

[–]Splatterdaysaint 1 point2 points ago

Anne Hathaway looks like the kind of freak that would gnaw your finger and toe mails off. Or clip your front teeth in half with a set of fingernail clippers.

[–]ZaphrodBeeblebrox 1 point2 points ago

Mila Kunis would be still be perfect even if she was a zombie missing half her face.

[–]Cruzal 1 point2 points ago

Can we get these same pictures with them and their eyebrows?

[–]optomundo 1 point2 points ago

Mila still looks like a 10

[–]UrsaMajor83 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or is Mila Kunis still fucking hot?

[–]Pacmankey 0 points1 point ago

Its not you shes still hot and BAAAAAANGGGGABBBLLLLEEE!!!!!!!! (stereotypical gay voice )

[–]psychroclasm 1 point2 points ago

Barack looks like Nelson Mandela, but Anne Hathaway looks like a Sith Lord.

[–]idontlikeoctopii 1 point2 points ago

They all went super saiyan 3. But their hair didn't turn yellow. What is this sorcery?

[–]Big_booty_julius 1 point2 points ago

I'd still tap that. Not just one. All of them. Same time. The only rules: no touching of the hair or face. But that's a given.

[–]iNsolenc3 5 points6 points ago

This is the weirdest boner I've ever had

[–]junkboy350 3 points4 points ago

[–]revrend_ 1 point2 points ago

So is checking if this image may have been re-hased so many times on reddit.

EDIT: It has

[–]chewtaggeer 0 points1 point ago

holy crap

[–]jbond66 0 points1 point ago

They look like The Alien.

[–]djamcamp 0 points1 point ago

I'm still down for the no eyebrow Mila Kunis

[–]defmike 0 points1 point ago

What about the goths?

[–]hypmoden 0 points1 point ago

my friend shaved his eyebrows in high school and he was constantly getting dirt stuck in his eyes

[–]GazooTheTrollKing 0 points1 point ago

I am never going to sleep, ever again.

[–]kixxx_troll 0 points1 point ago

Well, I think that guy from Twilight and Morgan Freeman actually look better.

[–]kutiekatbrat 1 point2 points ago

That's Obama... not Morgan.

[–]screams_forever 0 points1 point ago

THAT'S THE JOKE!

[–]Ashrik 0 points1 point ago

Taylor Lautner (I think?) looks almost exactly the same to me.

[–]Pilot_of_Pluto 0 points1 point ago

VOLDEMORTS ARMY.

[–]guy_from_canada 0 points1 point ago

TIL no eyebrows make your forehead 100% bigger

[–]ceri23 0 points1 point ago

Would bang.

[–]Fatumsch 0 points1 point ago

Sweet jesus!

[–]DrLasagna 0 points1 point ago

Everything is important, we've evolved to be attracted to it.

[–]SkinnyJeansMan 0 points1 point ago

9/10. Would fuck them all

[–]VelvetJammies 0 points1 point ago

That black man looks fine to me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Obama, for some reason or another, reminds me of Biff.

[–]Vag_Assasin 0 points1 point ago

This is what I imagine aliens to look like.

[–]hannars27 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, I see this fad taking off real soon.

[–]Barrell 0 points1 point ago

taylor lautner still looks like a llama

[–]sscall 0 points1 point ago

Obama looks like Charlie Villanueva.

[–]statusone 0 points1 point ago

Whoever that blonde chick, she is STILL ugly with eyebrows

[–]LoopyLine 0 points1 point ago

Super Sayian 3 all of them.

[–]ashfork 0 points1 point ago

The first time I saw this it took me about 20 minutes to figure out what as wrong with the picture...

[–]ironw00d 0 points1 point ago

Hard to look confused or inquisitive..

[–]duckyman325 0 points1 point ago

Even with eyebrows, that picture of Anne Hathaway gives me the creeps.

[–]CapnKetchup 0 points1 point ago

As a former cancer patient who lost his eyebrows completely... LOL.

[–]astub15 0 points1 point ago

This is what Vegeta's children would look like in real life.

[–]BurnOutYourEyes 0 points1 point ago

Tell that to Whoopi Goldberg!!

[–]UnicornWarrior 0 points1 point ago

Explains Tom Riddle ---> Voldemort.

[–]AnViLLiaN- 0 points1 point ago

Everyone looks like Frieza.

[–]Genesis13 0 points1 point ago

Obama still looks normal even without the eyebrows. Not bad.

[–]namedmeducky 0 points1 point ago

Sookie nooo!

[–]hundredth 0 points1 point ago

i laughed violently, and longer than i should have at this

[–]fifteen_two 0 points1 point ago

I had a co-worker once that was alopecia. Freaky shit man.

[–]MrPandatheBear 0 points1 point ago

Why do they all look Asian or is it me? Btw does Jake look like a burnout in this pic

[–]lolflap 0 points1 point ago

THE HORROR!

[–]-skywalk3r 0 points1 point ago

They look like caveman.

[–]testreker 0 points1 point ago

wow another post ive seen dozens of times on reddit. How does this stuff keep making it past you guys?

[–]fuckfuckfuckk 0 points1 point ago

That second picture scared the shit out of me.

[–]zttw 0 points1 point ago

Taylor Lautner and Selena Golmez look the weirdest amirite

[–]drinkingfor2 0 points1 point ago

They're all super saiyan threes!

[–]Bobic2 0 points1 point ago

And yet, this is only half as creepy as aliens see us.

[–]sindekit 0 points1 point ago

They look like Paul from Paul.

[–]Bst1337 0 points1 point ago

Reposts are more important than you think

[–]Bakufun 0 points1 point ago

I just watched The Wall, and this was the first link I clicked after finishing it. Now I feel kind of paranoid.

[–]mjhdroid 0 points1 point ago

meh, stare long enough and it begins to look normal, uh, if there is such a thing

[–]Fakeouch 0 points1 point ago

You forgot to take away those from Lautner...wait... he always looks the same

[–]lujanr32 0 points1 point ago

Super Saiyan 3?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, a bunch of white women, a teenage boy... and Obama.

Awkward list.

[–]BinderStapleTape 0 points1 point ago

If we grew up never seeing eyebrows then anyone who had eyebrows would be 'weird'

it's all a matter of perspective

[–]Cyberslasher -1 points0 points ago

My god, your photoshopping sucks. USE THE EYE DROPPER TOOL SO WE CAN'T FUCKING SEE THE STRANGE COLOR COVERING THE EYEBROWS.

[–]hypmoden 0 points1 point ago

or the heal brush

[–]1badls2goat -2 points-1 points ago

Taylor Lautner looks the same lolol

[–]Pikkupyykki -5 points-4 points ago

[–]HappyDays7 2 points3 points ago

She still has eyebrows in that picture.

[–]Pikkupyykki 4 points5 points ago

[–]xxajt1 -1 points0 points ago

Oh your god, they look like moot

[–]purpleblazed -1 points0 points ago

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!

[–]fartacular -1 points0 points ago

fuck

[–]ChaosTheory12 -1 points0 points ago

Pic so old idk why its even up again

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[–]meeps114 7 points8 points ago

They prevent sweat and other things from going into the eyes. As do eyelashes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Eyebrows are like the frame of the face!

[–]Antagonistic_Comment 0 points1 point ago

GTFO. Go outside on a sweaty day, observe as your eyebrows prevent sweat drops from dripping into your eyes.

[–]drinkingfor2 0 points1 point ago

I was outside all day today and my eyebrows prevented no sweat from my eyeballs.