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[–]byoonbyoon 17 points18 points ago

This picture is as old as time itself... oh, and this

[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 2 points3 points ago

These two facts, related they are.

[–]kegs616 19 points20 points ago

upvote for tits

[–]dieselnut 4 points5 points ago

All I see is rape sticks

[–]HeatSlinger 0 points1 point ago

Push the right button and maybe not.

[–]figboot11 11 points12 points ago

The joysticks seem a bit high on her...

[–]HarryLeggs 2 points3 points ago

I think the shirt was more intended for A-cups..

[–]Putyourragefaceon 6 points7 points ago

sigh Let me go change my pants...

[–]mnemonie 1 point2 points ago

Finally, some foreplay.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Obviously this just proves that every shirt needs to be custom fitted for each particular female's boob-nipple distance. Clearly the nipples on the woman in this picture are much much lower than the printed graphic controllers suggest.

[–]CornFedHonky 4 points5 points ago

Let's find more ways to post this same dumb shirt!

[–]ishalfdeaf 0 points1 point ago

Sadly, the resolution gets worse each time. Still wouldn't mind playing with that controller though.

[–]Cemo9999 0 points1 point ago

Next repost would probably be on /r/minecraft then.

[–]figboot11 4 points5 points ago

wait...that that that's another WOMAN playing with her hooha's.

[–]hobohandfishin 6 points7 points ago

Lez be prefectly clear on whats going on here...

[–]JBurrows_ 6 points7 points ago

[–]johnny_appletits 1 point2 points ago

=Virginia

[–]award6186 3 points4 points ago

Are you this OPs former student?

[–]johnny_appletits 2 points3 points ago

Tis what I was referencing, Mr. Holmes

[–]award6186 1 point2 points ago

I figured. Just wanted to let others inside.

[–]johnny_appletits 1 point2 points ago

I feel obligated to say something dirty about that.

[–]princess_shami 0 points1 point ago

deep deep inside...

[–]nagasgura 0 points1 point ago

For a second I was wondering how you knew his last name was Holmes. Then I realized I was stupid.

[–]johnny_appletits 0 points1 point ago

my condolences

[–]alejo699 0 points1 point ago

Yep. Repost or not, I never get tired of watching women touch each other's boobs. Ever.

[–]Famoustitles 0 points1 point ago

This game hits you back when you play with the controller

[–]luigisfuckingpeach 0 points1 point ago

Everyone's nipples are this high...

[–]BecciLikesToast 0 points1 point ago

Where can I get one?

[–]Liveie 0 points1 point ago

repost D:>

[–]Justusbraz 0 points1 point ago

My wife once said that she was going to get a PS3 controller as a tramp stamp.

[–]sfcjohn 3 points4 points ago

Sneaky devil, she just wants a lower back massage all the time. That is no multiplayer game. Pure evil you have sir, evil.

[–]mcdougal33 -3 points-2 points ago

up, down, up down, left, right, left, right, A, B, A, B, select, start= how to get her to sleep with you.

[–]rstuckmaier 4 points5 points ago

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

FTFY.

[–]mcdougal33 0 points1 point ago

Thanks man. It has been a lot of years since I played that game. It is a classic.

[–]Breathing_Balls -2 points-1 points ago

Where can I stick my fuck memory stick?

[–]stlouisbrowns -2 points-1 points ago

Let go of the controls, Grandma, I wanna play, too!

[–]zaper002 -3 points-2 points ago

Even if it's a slightly funny joke, that shirt is just plain ugly.

[–]smiles11 -5 points-4 points ago

dang it, now i have to find that shirt...

[–]Dmurr6 -4 points-3 points ago

Best shirt ever made for women. period.

[–]Lionydus -3 points-2 points ago

Woah, have I been going in the wrong direction this whole time??

[–]remhawk99 -3 points-2 points ago

Ooooo video games in the kitchen!

[–]I_POTATO_PEOPLE -3 points-2 points ago

Is that a woman's watch?

I'll be in my bunk.

[–]OpenFilthyPalms -3 points-2 points ago

That awkward moment when you realize that a girl is playing with the controller...

[–]FlyByPC -2 points-1 points ago

That awesome moment when you realize that a girl is playing with the controller...

FTFY

[–]katiesouthern -5 points-4 points ago

Haha x

[–]Robeleader -5 points-4 points ago

I feel like the cord should be going down and not up to her neck.