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[–]jennadaily 246 points247 points ago

When it became official: http://i.imgur.com/ryJsl.jpg

[–]PoisonIvvy 254 points255 points ago

[–]Gabski 95 points96 points ago

It looks like his eyes are tearing in the last one.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 74 points75 points ago

They are... He was going to die...

[–]feureau 44 points45 points ago

He was like "I really miss that trailer park..."

[–]mems_account 3 points4 points ago

I really miss that spaghetti.

[–]ChancellorFunnelcake 8 points9 points ago

Didn't his aunt just die prior to this though?

[–]Gabski 3 points4 points ago

Really? That's horrible. Ive heard the guy had a tough life...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

like his worst nightmare came true

[–]workingalot 7 points8 points ago

[–]Alltra 8 points9 points ago

i have made a huge mistake.

[–]Mr_Pendulum 0 points1 point ago

Caption on final panel: "I have the weirdest boner right now"

[–]ihabtom 297 points298 points ago

They said I could be anything. So I became a Slim Jim.

[–]NoxiousStimuli 167 points168 points ago

I love how completely dazed Mr. Mathers is there. How the fuck do you even respond to someone dressed up like that...

[–]_liminal 62 points63 points ago

You don't, you just kinda try not to look them in the eye like what he's doing here

[–]17-40 15 points16 points ago

You can't even tell where her eyes are in that thing, which further explains his facial expression.

[–]PunoSuerte 28 points29 points ago

Except for the rudimentary understanding that the majority of human kind's eyes occur in the same spot on a body, which would dictate where to look even without being able to see them.

[–]Zeno_Bro 14 points15 points ago

Have you ever played peek-a-boo? I think you'd love it.

Object Permanence

[–]OtterBurger 6 points7 points ago

Same as he did: ಠ_ಠ

[–]themarkofmarks 4 points5 points ago

So I snapped into a Slim Jim.

[–]looper222 64 points65 points ago

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[–]4vradrmr 0 points1 point ago

I could of sworn I saw her in Pan's Labyrinth

[–]SoulTea 36 points37 points ago

Still would bang

[–]bitcheslovedroids 5 points6 points ago

Eminem looks like he's trying not to look at her

[–]milleribsen 6 points7 points ago

For the record this was all part of her performance that evening. She performed a song in which she theatrically killed herself on stage, went and changed into this "covered in blood" look. It's not everyone's cup of tea but there is a thought process to this particular look.

[–]justonecomment 5 points6 points ago

That is the image I draw when she comes up on drawsomething, nobody's gotten it yet...

[–]JaggerA 3 points4 points ago

Maybe she just wanted to be in the OK Go music video

[–]ninfan200 0 points1 point ago

she kind of reminds me of those demon nun thingies in brutal legend

[–]crusaderofsin 0 points1 point ago

You cropped out her panties? You're the monster.

[–]meeps114 0 points1 point ago

Was that the meat dress?

[–]distqt 1 point2 points ago

No

[–]poo706 164 points165 points ago

I actually find her attractive in this form.

[–]rockerlkj 78 points79 points ago

Any brunette with a side fringe and short shorts is attractive. Don't fool yourself.

[–]timofo 75 points76 points ago

[–]Lecks 65 points66 points ago

She's missing the side fringe.

[–]burritocmdr 116 points117 points ago

Also, size: fridge.

[–]icorrectpettydetails 34 points35 points ago

She's not too bad looking. Clean hair, tasteful outfit, looks like a nice person. Larger than the women I'd usually go for, but I'm not in the position to judge.

[–]NotSoRandomNorwegian 10 points11 points ago

In other words, winner of miss "Good Personality"

[–]crusaderofsin 13 points14 points ago

Yeah she's cute. I'd play jenga NSFW with her all night long.

[–]icorrectpettydetails 6 points7 points ago

I'd have a meaningful and intellectual discussion with her about important issues in modern society.
Followed by sex.

[–]CableHermit 3 points4 points ago

That cock is actually pretty skinny...

[–]SoSpecial 0 points1 point ago

That penis is better at Jenga then I am. . .

[–]CableHermit 0 points1 point ago

You sorta gotta just tetris it in there.

[–]brittlepencils 9 points10 points ago

Different strokes, I would have a nice meal with that young lady...in the Biblical sense.

[–]moxiedrinker82 4 points5 points ago

She would enjoy a meal, I'm sure...

[–]brittlepencils 12 points13 points ago

(The meal is my genitalia)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

She's interested in a different kind of meat.

[–]dydxexisex 0 points1 point ago

I would work out with her and then bang super hard.

[–]leadfoot323 0 points1 point ago

Well played sir.

[–]freddit1 0 points1 point ago

I would hit that.

[–]Yoyo8 5 points6 points ago

Me too. In a breakfast kind of way.

[–]ChunkBunny 1 point2 points ago

I find her incredibly cute in this picture. Otherwise....NOPE.

[–]wannaseemyposts 35 points36 points ago

I'd still bang her...then and now.

[–]WeaverXIII 1 point2 points ago

She's got the epitome of a smackable ass. I just wanna do stuff to it...uh, for science.

[–]jordan042 3 points4 points ago

This kills the wannaseemyposts.

[–]wannaseemyposts 0 points1 point ago

I missed something...

[–]jordan042 0 points1 point ago

I was implying that it would probably be dangerous to bang her. She seems like she'd be into some weird stuff, but who knows really?

[–]wannaseemyposts 0 points1 point ago

Weird stuff I can handle. As long as she doesn't want to bathe in the blood of a goat during the act of coitus, I'm good.

[–]Sojoez 75 points76 points ago

Al forms of Lady Gaga are not creepier than Nicky Minaj. Watching a video from VEVO makes my skin crawl.

[–]Wheelchairdawg 66 points67 points ago

YOU A STUPID HO

YOU A STUPID HO

God dammit.

[–]Brett236 20 points21 points ago

Lyrical masterpeice right there. How do they even come up with such deep, meaningful lyrics?

[–]IL05 8 points9 points ago

I I I I I I I I I!

[–]feureau 8 points9 points ago

[–]DELTATKG 2 points3 points ago

it never gets to 11111111... :\

[–]DustyPotpourri 0 points1 point ago

[–]callupchuck 2 points3 points ago

Would you like a pussy on your sideburns?

[–]itouchboobs 1 point2 points ago

The lyric is actually "put this pussy on your sideburns" a few lines later "I just keep coming of the top as bestest" I think its pretty easy to tell what its implying.

[–]PigDog4 2 points3 points ago

She's going to rub her vagina all over my ear and the side of my face, and then hold up a big First Place medal?

[–]itouchboobs 0 points1 point ago

Would you really complain though if she did?

[–]PigDog4 1 point2 points ago

If that's all she did, yes, yes I would complain.

There are some famous women I would not mind if they did that. Nicki Minaj is not one of them.

Also, context helps. Does she just walk up to me on the street and start grinding on my face? Or is this after dinner and drinks?

[–]Dr_Drunk 0 points1 point ago

its not "asbestos" as in in falls slowly and fucks you up in the long run?

[–]JCelsius 1 point2 points ago

It's funny (and by funny I mean infuriating) a good friend of mine hated the Avengers because it was "stupid" and the plot made no sense but loves Nicky Minaj for whatever reason.

[–]wherethebuffaloroam 1 point2 points ago

Her verse in monster with kanye is pretty badass. I'm not a rap fan at all but damn

[–]reddixmadix 1 point2 points ago

She writes he own songs, too.

[–]Jazzremix 9 points10 points ago

YOU A STOOPIT HO

[–]milleribsen 6 points7 points ago

but Nicki Minaj owns a hoopty-hoopty-hoop, and she tells you to jump into it.

[–]catnipbilly 218 points219 points ago

I don't know. I heard an interview with her not too long ago where she said that she feels more comfortable being this Lady Gaga persona than she does being herself. I'm not gonna fault someone for trying to express how they feel on the inside as long as it's not hurting someone else. I may still dislike her music, but I respect her.

[–]Yoyo8 71 points72 points ago

[–]WhatTheFlux1 14 points15 points ago

Bahahaha what is this from? And why did it make me laugh so hard?

[–]carbonbasedlf 2 points3 points ago

Please tell me why you type a 'b' in front of laughter, I honestly am curious to know where this came from as a lot of people type it but have never heard someone "bahahaha". Sorry if it's irrelevant.

Edit: not sure about the downvotes, it was an honest question, sorry Reddit.

[–]WhatTheFlux1 4 points5 points ago

I don't know. I don't always do it that way.

[–]digiorknow 3 points4 points ago

I don't now how to describe it, but people do it more subtly in real life. They don't necessarily say "BAH-HA-HA" but there is a slight "b" noise when they first open their mouth to laugh.

[–]GundamWang 4 points5 points ago

BWAHAHAHAHA

[–]slashsigh 2 points3 points ago

It usually signifies that the laugh was unexpected, the b sound is the "ha" initially coming out of a closed mouth.

[–]PhylisInTheHood 2 points3 points ago

I believe it is from scott pilgrim

[–]MacMcIrish 2 points3 points ago

I was wondering why you were getting downvoted so hard, cause I thought it was too. Nobody knows where it's actually from? I tried doing a reverse image search on google, but that turned up nothing except a reference to some japanese j-pop band or something.

[–]Enmire 1 point2 points ago

Downvoted because it's not, therefore not relevant. That be the rules 'round here, partner.

[–]dnazzx34 49 points50 points ago

Of course she is going to feel more comfortable as a stage persona. It's not her. ANY fault that people find with 'her' is really with her stage persona. When you dress in a meat dress and people take issue with that, they are directing their disagreement and hatred towards the persona. And kinda like Batman, her persona can absorb that. Whereas the person behind hind it is so insecure in who she is, that she can't bear to face the world as she really is. So she creates this identity to be shocking and 'scandalous', because none of the attacks against her are personal at that point. It just attacks an image.

[–]ButtSeed 12 points13 points ago

Only on reddit would a comparison between Batman and Gaga be made, I applaud you sir and award you an upvote.

[–]MilitaryBees 0 points1 point ago

So.. You're saying she's the pop star we need, not the pop star we deserve?

[–]darkscout 11 points12 points ago

I wonder if everyone posting here gives Eddie Izzard the same crap. "Aww man he sucks, I hate how he dresses" "What a weirdo". He's performed on stage dressed as a woman, he's completed marathons dressed as a woman. But he's also a brilliant and funny comedian.

[–]Daidalus 4 points5 points ago

Same can be said of David Bowie. And Elton John. And Twisted Sister I'm sure I could go on, but you get the idea.

[–]mrwynd 1 point2 points ago

c'mon now, Eddie makes the dress look good.

[–]apextek 4 points5 points ago

actually I think that her gimmick, there are millions of hot girls, but the most famous most of them get is porn. you have to do something really odd to set yourself apart from the rest.

[–]upvotedyouanyway 6 points7 points ago

With you on this, I don't get the hate. I don't see OP making posts of his own music videos for the world to see.

[–]electrikmayhem 0 points1 point ago

Maybe OP doesn't want to...

[–]justonecomment 5 points6 points ago

As for disliking her music, she just needs to change her name:

ACE OF BASS 2

[–]theglace 6 points7 points ago

Because of 'Alejandro', which she has already stated was meant to be an Ace of Base song? 'Cause, I'm a fan of both and that's the only song that even remotely sounds like AoB.

[–]RetraceClaire 1 point2 points ago

Right because nobody has ever in the history of writing music used the same chords as somebody else.

It's been happening since Pachelbel's Canon (probably earlier)

It's not like all the words are the same.

[–]digitalpencil 0 points1 point ago

tbh, i can't help but think that all the bacon flip-flops and pastry hats are really just a dramatic distraction from what amounts to fairly mediocre dance music.

would anyone care or know who she was if she didn't wear outlandish clothing, i imagine some but her fanbase would be a marginal fraction of what it is with it.

[–]PartyBusGaming 34 points35 points ago

Nah, she's got talent. Talent comes through no matter what.

[–]upvotedyouanyway 18 points19 points ago

Her "art" isn't just music. I know its tough for people to fathom that maybe modern pop performers need to branch out into other mediums to express themselves. I bet Kiss wouldn't have the fanbase without the make-up huh ;)

[–]yakityyakblah 3 points4 points ago

Bad example, KISS is terrible.

[–]Trapped_SCV -1 points0 points ago

People talk about self expression a lot. I really would have hoped people would have more going on in the inside.

[–]schavira 10 points11 points ago

HEY GUYS POP MUSIC IS BAD AND LADY GAGA DRESSES WEIRD SO SHE MUST BE TERRIBLE RIGHT I AM SUCH AN INDIVIDUAL

[–]cassmonster 1 point2 points ago

I can almost feel the sarcasm

[–]tommygunnzzz 114 points115 points ago

You can't tell me this is bad. She has a great voice and most of her songs are geared towards a certain audience so if you don't like it-it's not for you. Also the way she dresses is her own thing that no one else is doing so you can't say shes a biter. people think its for attention but she is a huge celeb so she has all the attention she could ever need. I think Gaga is a great performer and I have no hate for her at all.

[–]milleribsen 80 points81 points ago

I think that's what people don't understand. She writes her own music and is talented enough to sing them herself. Why does it matter what she wears? She's more of a performance artist than anything else. If you don't like it move on and enjoy the rest of your life.

[–]upvotedyouanyway 5 points6 points ago

So many haters.

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[–]thecolorbeige 9 points10 points ago

That was a lot different than her SNL performance... damn.

[–]BZenMojo 7 points8 points ago

The first time I heard her real singing voice last year, I was sad, angry, and joyful at the same time. I've avoided anything involving her ever since while I try to reconcile these emotions.

[–]Cactusgun 5 points6 points ago

sounds shopped

[–]cassmonster 1 point2 points ago

It bugs me that the people who dont like her don't see things like this

[–]HilariousB 12 points13 points ago

I don't care about anyone's opinions about lady gaga. Doesn't matter what my opinion of her is. What matters is that OP thinks she's a monster, and then made a clever Voldemort joke. Upvote.

EDIT: Typocity.

[–]gsfgf 2 points3 points ago

That [girl] is a monster

[–]RussRufo 1 point2 points ago

"I wanted to just dance but he took me home instead. Oh, oh, oh. He was the monster in my bed. We French kissed in a subway train. He tore my clothes right off. He ate my heart and then he ate my brain." - Lady Gaga, The Fame Monster, "Monster" (TR 03)

Edit: that was from memory. I'll just leave in my man-card at the front desk.

[–]st0pmakings3ns3 21 points22 points ago

Orlando Bloom: “I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.” Edit: - Michael Scott

[–]feureau 5 points6 points ago

She's the 塊魂Katamari Damashii incarnate.

[–]Tukajo 9 points10 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys9UI4NT_nI did you take this line from the top comment of this video?

[–]ElectroTurk 1 point2 points ago

Seeing how this is a repost, it's probably the other way around.

[–]derp_derp_derp 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha good catch.

[–]Nincro 11 points12 points ago

Umm... I'd...I'd tap that.

[–]Berkel 4 points5 points ago

The difference is that I don't want to fuck Tom Riddle.

[–]Kupy 13 points14 points ago

You don't want to ride his broomstick? Spark his wand? Pet his snake? Explore his chamber of secrets?

[–]agentdude 16 points17 points ago

I think I read somewhere that her boyfriend was kinda upset that she had been gaga-ing it up too much even in her normal life. Now I see why he would be upset

[–]Velitatio 29 points30 points ago

I like lady gaga. It is decent pop music. Better in my opinion by a mile than that R'n'B Beyonce crap that has been clogging up the world for the last decade

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points ago

I don't see how someone can see a person helping the community they belong to and supporting hundreds of thousands of confused children throughout the world and still feel like they can talk down about them. Lady Gaga is 9 times the human I will ever be.

[–]Wethequeens13 14 points15 points ago

I fully agree. She even supports the anti-bullying campaign, and does a lot for the community. In interviews, she even says she wants to be a good influence on her fans. She is a sincerely nice person and really cares about her fans and people in general. I have a huge amount of respect for her and I enjoy her music. People don't have to enjoy her music, but they should respect the things she does for the community and how much she truly cares.

[–]techmapi37 4 points5 points ago

[–]swizzae 2 points3 points ago

where is this picture from?

[–]mrpopenfresh 2 points3 points ago

Whatever, she has artistic merit.

[–]wsaintcole 61 points62 points ago

She's a fucking goddess.

[–]trowuhweigh991122883 37 points38 points ago

.... Am I the only one who thinks she actually looked not bad as a brunette?

[–]boredandworking 56 points57 points ago

No.

[–]Lockski 68 points69 points ago

LOL am I the only one turned on by sex? upvote if you are!

[–]moobeat 24 points25 points ago

[–]reddixmadix 2 points3 points ago

Where is this gif from?

[–]ahap7 6 points7 points ago

The Office (american version). Probably season eight because IIRC he's pointing to Robert California

[–]RGT42 6 points7 points ago

ugh Robert California...

[–]blarblarblar 5 points6 points ago

Toy Story 3.

[–]chernickov 11 points12 points ago

I think that was the point of this post.

[–]let_them_burn 6 points7 points ago

She was a relatively attractive, normal looking girl, that most guys would would gladly give their attention to before she became Gagaofied

[–]dylansan 1 point2 points ago

Apparently she dyed it blonde to avoid being confused with Amy Winehouse.

[–]trowuhweigh991122883 0 points1 point ago

...well shit, that actually sounds reasonable. But honestly, how many people really like that sort of white-blonde hair that so many celebs dye their locks to? yes, it worked for Marilyn, but quite honestly, it looks like shit 99% on everyone else. A a girl with a head of long, naturally blonde hair, I can say I much prefer brunettes - its a far more intriguing look, and brown hair doesn't have to be washed as often...

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 2 points3 points ago

Looking at that picture, I can only think one thing....

"Finkle is Einhorn... Einhorn IS Finkle!"

[–]yetiman223 6 points7 points ago

sometimes I forget to log into reddit and view an /r/funny post on accident and remember why I unsubscribed from this subreddit.

rabble rabble rabble, lady gaga sucks, something-something, I hate pop music. Blah blah blah lets all rub eachothers cocks.

[–]grungevalue 1 point2 points ago

She kind of looks like she's wearing a diaper.

[–]GoLoosh 1 point2 points ago

Or Smeagol before he became Gollum.

[–]flawlesslylogical 1 point2 points ago

To be honest, the only major difference is she's blonde now and wears less.

[–]chubbybuda13 7 points8 points ago

lady gagas fit and i love her music

[–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

I love Lady Gaga so fucking much.

[–]Pictoru 2 points3 points ago

[–]sexychubbycutie 1 point2 points ago

And haters gonna hate.

[–]DeadStillWalk 1 point2 points ago

Is it bad that she's actually attractive?

[–]closetnerdjoe 1 point2 points ago

She was fucking HOT then.

[–]Bluedemonfox 1 point2 points ago

Damn she used to be hot.

[–]djklwf 1 point2 points ago

Is it me or does it look like she is taking it up the ass through a glory hole.

[–]Lecks 3 points4 points ago

Fap Mode engaged.

[–]gentlemandinosaur 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the jumping Asian girl for some reason.

Oh, and: ¸¸♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·♫¸¸Happy Birthday To You¸¸♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·♫¸¸

[–]iFartUnicorns 0 points1 point ago

I swear this is a repost.

[–]LadStankfoot 0 points1 point ago

A blatant repost for a cake day post? Yeah, okay, fuck this subreddit.

[–]freshasadaisy 0 points1 point ago

This photo really isn't that different from how she looks now.

[–]Drunkturtle 0 points1 point ago

You have to admit, she's a hell of a media magnet. I like to think she's not weird as fuck, but just knows how to manipulate the hell out of pop culture and get rich off of it.

[–]cottonmalone 0 points1 point ago

Her face in this photo is Lexi Belle-ish. Don't know if anyone else sees the same.

[–]passwordispassword01 0 points1 point ago

Spoilers

[–]NinjaHunter950 0 points1 point ago

So now we know... We must find the Horcruxes.

[–]mrdoink20 0 points1 point ago

Lagg Day

[–]Vag_Assasin 0 points1 point ago

Definitely does not have a penis.

[–]scottyourban 0 points1 point ago

Fuck haters. Gaga is amazing.

[–]OsirisFox 0 points1 point ago

Maybe there is something to that rumor after all... that's a rather large bulge for a chick.

[–]Hascalod 0 points1 point ago

Well, she looks hot... on that angle.

[–]somebitchfelldown 0 points1 point ago

[–]weissis 0 points1 point ago

Dat hair...

[–]anthem70 0 points1 point ago

She didnt look like a fucking wacked trany in 2006....WOW!!!!