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[–]redditready0716 134 points135 points ago

Gangsters and Pimps=2 different kinds of people.

[–]arabjuice 26 points27 points ago

I thought he was referring to pimping the car not pimping whores

[–]HilariousB 7 points8 points ago

This. I'm pretty sure this is what he meant.

OP? Care to clarify?

[–]itsdeuce 14 points15 points ago

I think OP is trying to say that if ALL gangsters wore powdered wigs and decal-ed their windows so that they sort of resembled US currency when you pulled up next to them in traffic and glanced at them, then he would start paying for sex.

[–]brom333[S] 8 points9 points ago

Truth is, if they just started wearing wigs then that would do it for me.

[–]petekill 34 points35 points ago

But there is overlap. A gangster could engage in pimping.

[–]redditready0716 0 points1 point ago

True...very true.

[–]unzercharlie 28 points29 points ago

Man if all bakers sold pretzels I would totally buy some meat from my local butcher.

[–]Something_About_Life 6 points7 points ago

Dude if electronics stores sold kindles I would go and buy a water bed from the mattress store.

[–]bokurai 52 points53 points ago

You have oddly specific criteria for promoting sex trafficking.

[–]theblingbling 8 points9 points ago

Nothing says gangster like manual crank windows.

[–]mul4mbo 4 points5 points ago

I expected to see Burt in the back seat when he drove off. :(

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[–]PowderdToastMan 18 points19 points ago

Don't call it a comeback, its been here for years

[–]Fortehlulz33 0 points1 point ago

calm down, LL. Go back to advertising for old spice.

[–]GreenTwin 2 points3 points ago

At least he has his seat belt on

[–]zangrabar 2 points3 points ago

I laughed way to fucking hard at this, still laughing actually

[–]mrvicvega 2 points3 points ago

Don't call it a comeback

[–]pythagoras_rex 1 point2 points ago

lots of gangsters members of the whig party round your way?

[–]Blahrgy 1 point2 points ago

I guess they can't until Obama is printed on money...

Edit: Going to hell for this.

[–]clm51193 2 points3 points ago

Abusing women and keeping them in a vicious cycle of selling themselves is ok if you look cool doing it?

[–]gojirra 4 points5 points ago

The title... wtf OP?

[–]iamtheraptor 3 points4 points ago

Pimp

Gangster

I'm going to go ahead and assume you made an honest mistake and don't actually approve of selling people for sex.

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[–]Bugsybear -2 points-1 points ago

Google "sex trafficking"...

[–]jesstrioxin 0 points1 point ago

You're so money, baby.

[–]Mechanixm 0 points1 point ago

Is this Oliver Platt? I love his work.

[–]slashsigh 0 points1 point ago

I believe this is John Gemberling http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1380070/ Though I could be wrong.

[–]pahlmitchell 0 points1 point ago

Roll ups baby

[–]wickedlikethreesixes 0 points1 point ago

Anyone got the source of this gif?

[–]Hey_Listen_WatchOut 0 points1 point ago

Is that Madness (battle rapper)?

Also, was that question mark placed correctly? I can never figure that conundrum out.

[–]barrybulsara 0 points1 point ago

This is a fucking retarded size for an animgif.

[–]SheckyZ 0 points1 point ago

This vehicle would have power windows

[–]mkgsxr 0 points1 point ago

lol....that's money

[–]seminolecichlid 0 points1 point ago

not if it was your daughter

[–]smcaulii 0 points1 point ago

Also convenient for drive by shootings.

[–]atxpyro 0 points1 point ago

window crank

[–]folgaluna 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah.....I would totally support the systematic rape of girls averaging 11-14 (when first put out by a pimp) for financial gain of a guy dressed as a president.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/qu8bj/i_have_worked_with_sex_trafficked_and_labor/

[–]bear_vagina 0 points1 point ago

If all redditors did this I would support pimp slapping

[–]ABCeasyas123 0 points1 point ago

Somtimes reddit is just too white to handle

[–]MadLintElf 0 points1 point ago

I would so take a picture of the cops as they looked in the window.

It would be awesome.

[–]uscEE 0 points1 point ago

Were white?

[–]funkmastamatt 0 points1 point ago

Your title is bad. Feel bad.

[–]kyoutenshi 0 points1 point ago

Don't call it a comeback!

[–]ImminentFate 0 points1 point ago

From what I understand the OP is talking about pimping rides, not pimping women. You know like the show pimp my ride.... Anyways I need to find somewhere that does tints like this, its pretty epic.

[–]CharlieTango -1 points0 points ago

INB4 R/SRS

[–]lalondtm -1 points0 points ago

there are no gangsters anymore. Just thugs and wanna be's.

http://static.rotfllol.com/min/23243.jpeg

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Good to know theres somebody keeping track of who's a real gangster and who's not.

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

just saying. It's funny, because I enjoy some hip-hop/rap. Just not the crap you see on TV or hear on the Radio. If you find people rapping about real life, it's enjoyable, at least for me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I also enjoy rap thats not on the radio, but not the kind youre talking about. Also, this may surprise you, but different people can have wildly varying definitions of "real life." Just because you cant relate to a song doesnt mean nobody else can.

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

No I definitely agree. Just most of the trash you hear on the radio is false. Talking about being drug kingpins and sellin women etc. Take for example, Plies. His rap is horrible and talks about all that crap, but he's from suburban Florida and has a bachelors Degree. There is actually a soundbite of Jamie Foxx telling radio hosts that Plies is a total fake. Pretty funny actually.

What rap are you referring too? I'm a fan of Mos Def, Talib Kweli, those type of artists.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I like gangster rap. The grimiest shit, not those pseudo tough guys on the radio. Tragedy Khadafi, Big L, Cormega, Lake, Mobb Deep. Shit like that. Kind of funny that I follow the rap subreddit, but this is the first place I've actually talked about music. I assume that subreddit is also a part of the PC hivemind and would hate my music, but I don't know for sure. Most of that positive stuff I'm not a big fan of, except Talib. He's got a nice flow and comes up with some pretty catchy stuff.

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

I respect that. You are one of the very few people who didn't immediately disregard my comment haha. I get the same vibe, probably about 90% of people on reddit do NOT agree with my on things. Oh well.

[–]donovanbailey -4 points-3 points ago

you should support pimping anyways, it's not easy you know.

[–]aguilar7 -2 points-1 points ago

you mean you don't already support pimping? :O

[–]folderol -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of this bit from Loiter Squad.

[–]Iysif -1 points0 points ago

That is the whitest title I've ever read.

[–]Snowma -1 points0 points ago

I CAME HERE FOR THE GIF OF TWO BLACK GENTLEMEN ROLLING UP THEIR WINDOW WHICH HAS A PICTURE OF AN ELDERLY COUPLE ON THE GLASS.

[–]rackham_m 0 points1 point ago

...link please

[–]brad1775 -1 points0 points ago

totaly irrelevant titale is very witty and appropriate. but. SOOOOO RANDOM

[–]RancorTamer -2 points-1 points ago

next gen. G's

[–]teent -2 points-1 points ago

I feel like this would be on Drunk History with Jack Black.

[–]PineappleBrounie -2 points-1 points ago

I support pimping anyway a redditors gotta get laid somehow !

[–]Jim777PS3 -2 points-1 points ago

The tittle of your post makes no fucking sense at all

[–]danceydancetime -2 points-1 points ago

That man isn't black...

[–]zigzagg321 -3 points-2 points ago

Oh man, dude is ballin' SO hard.. Spent all that money on that special tint for his MANUAL ROLL UP WINDOWS. Now, THAT is GANGSTA!

[–]sendpwrend 0 points1 point ago

well, maybe if yours was funny or made any sense..

[–]Wheelchairdawg -1 points0 points ago

[–]trampus1 -3 points-2 points ago

Gangsters can and usually do, pimp. With that settled, this old ass commercial has nothing to do with either.

[–]folgaluna 0 points1 point ago

Please, most of the gangsters I know. 1) Rarely talk about the game like that and 2) Hustle and deal drugs or cars

[–]IsABot -5 points-4 points ago

Bitch! Where's my money?!