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[–]genericusername123 19 points20 points ago

Well, he never said his friend had a productive day making an incomplete world map out of potato chips. Coincidentally, I had a productive day too!

[–]AlrightStopHammatime 6 points7 points ago

Seems legit.

[–]SkateboardG 0 points1 point ago

tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle!

[–]northdeltaa 1 point2 points ago

I WAS SO EXCITED FOR HIM/HER. Boy do i ever feel let down.

[–]jabberwox 31 points32 points ago

"My friend." Riiiiiight.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

SERIOUSLY! This pic is old as crap. it's old as the world it portrays, even.

[–]FloobLord 7 points8 points ago

Mercator! BOOO! Mercator! BOO!

[–]Metalshields 1 point2 points ago

ctrl+F mercator....thank you

[–]FrenchGeek 12 points13 points ago

Sell it as a criticism of the ubiquity of fast food → Profit!

[–]neilsonai 5 points6 points ago

As a New Zealander, I feel slightly annoyed that we were left out.

[–]genericusername123 7 points8 points ago

As a Western Australian living near the coast, I am quietly smug that the rest of Australia was left out.

[–]102megan 3 points4 points ago

As a New South Welshwoman living near the coast, I am planning on crying myself to sleep over being left out.

[–]epsil0n 2 points3 points ago

As a New Zealander, I'm betting that every single pacific island (and Hawaii) are feeling pretty left out.

[–]Dunga_Do_Balls 3 points4 points ago

I live in Chicago and I know that off of the top of my head that Wellington is your capital. Does that help the pain?

[–]lollycaustic 1 point2 points ago

I was also disappointed.

[–]Kitt3n 4 points5 points ago

Where is Michigan :-(

[–]SocialistBunny 4 points5 points ago

Australia and New Zealand feeling very left out right now.

[–]TheVog 2 points3 points ago

Quebec and the Maritimes just... vanished!

[–]SethLJM 0 points1 point ago

Aye, I came here to bitch about the same thing mate.

[–]TheVog 2 points3 points ago

I'm going with the assumption his friend got hungry.

[–]DOM_NO 2 points3 points ago

New Zealand better be included in there

[–]ToastyNathan 6 points7 points ago

there's a "starving child in Africa" joke here, but i cant seem to think of it. someone help me out

[–]johnny_appletits 15 points16 points ago

Not really helping you out but:

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

[–]ToastyNathan 2 points3 points ago

Not helping me out much, but still great. Have an upvote

[–]Whenthenighthascome 0 points1 point ago

When Harry Met Sally!

[–]johnny_appletits 1 point2 points ago

I ain't seent it!

[–]Whenthenighthascome 1 point2 points ago

Well Johnny Appletits, it's gots this in it!

[–]all_knowing_fish 3 points4 points ago

[–]Dunga_Do_Balls -2 points-1 points ago

They cant get food in Ethiopia because the ridges?

[–]toekreka -1 points0 points ago

The horn of Africa is missing

[–]Cacophony_Of_Stupid 1 point2 points ago

I believe that's the bugles of Africa.

[–]jennack 0 points1 point ago

That's some serious self control

[–]alwayscheezin 1 point2 points ago

Adderall

[–]fusems 0 points1 point ago

What flavor are those?

[–]OneRomaines 1 point2 points ago

Why is Newfoundland never on these things? (I'm from there, Google it.)

[–]Galian1 0 points1 point ago

Hawaii?

[–]justliketheother 0 points1 point ago

regardless of originality, now I'm craving chips

[–]greysoldier685 0 points1 point ago

Noooooooo! Not Fiiinreeeend!

[–]AmiraMalicious 1 point2 points ago

Africa looks delicious.

[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

I only upvote Fuller projection maps and potato chip maps. You got lucky.

[–]Apelsinjuice 0 points1 point ago

The nordic countries look like a dick.

[–]nothisispatrickeu 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of that scene from lord of war.

[–]daStronksie 0 points1 point ago

How productive is google searching for a picture to put on reddit? .....

[–]Shining_Wit 0 points1 point ago

Why did he choose the Mercator Projection, would the Gall-Peters projection not have been more accurate?

[–]ENKC 0 points1 point ago

How many years ago did they have this very productive day?

[–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

I think I see the face of Jesus in that chip right there.

[–]shadowmask 0 points1 point ago

There's a single peice on the Mediterranean coast of Africa which should be removed to form the Gulf of Sidra.

[–]eLkrebs 0 points1 point ago

Some obvious scaling issues here :p

[–]Pizzabagles 0 points1 point ago

LOOK BROTHER! I made the Ukraine!

[–]garkly 0 points1 point ago

How many bags of Lays is that?

[–]Tokestra420 0 points1 point ago

I can tell by your world knowledge that you aren't American

[–]snatchamike 0 points1 point ago

If all your friend did was spend all day sending this repost from 5 years ago then I wouldn't call it productive.

[–]HydrochloricAcid 0 points1 point ago

Damn Straight.

[–]Xjpk 0 points1 point ago

That is amazing on so many levels

[–]hipstercatdontcare 0 points1 point ago

The world looks tasty.

[–]Gmartin45 0 points1 point ago

I DECLARE SHENANAGINS!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Oirek 0 points1 point ago

It seems Norway is missing, but Sweden is there... I can live with that!

[–]whatisinmyhead 0 points1 point ago

they even included the seychelles

[–]Melquiadesblake 0 points1 point ago

USAians , as i presume whoever did this is, have no real idea of the proportions that govern the REAL WORLD, south america andAfrica get always a miggit size and funny enought north america and europe get a mario bros mushroom ( http://www.directionsmag.com/features/a-more-realistic-view-of-our-world/129763 ).

[–]murtsley 0 points1 point ago

MIND=BLOWN

[–]Splashy2099 0 points1 point ago

I guess Australia is on the other side of the table!

[–]killjoy1221 0 points1 point ago

hit your fist on the table. Make the plates shift.

[–]TannerBoyle -3 points-2 points ago

This needs more love.

[–]LeahLynne -2 points-1 points ago

That. Is. Awesome! Bachewychomp

[–]gabalabs 0 points1 point ago

As I judge the amount of time it must have taken him/her to do this, I judge myself for spending time looking at things like this. Who's worse?

[–]ianwashere -2 points-1 points ago

A bit of critacism, where is nova scotia, the bay of fundy, and newfoundland (eastern canada)

[–]GetItHowYouHIV -1 points0 points ago

Meth is a hell of a drug

[–]Marples -4 points-3 points ago

meth

[–]hgeyer99 -3 points-2 points ago

He has a terrible scale for the great lakes

[–]nate92 -3 points-2 points ago

Is your friend a fan of "Lord of War"?

[–]trua -3 points-2 points ago

I like the projection.