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[–]studflucker 85 points86 points ago

[–]digiorknow 42 points43 points ago

CHUKA CHUKA CHUKA CHUKA CHUKA CHUKA CHAN.

[–]ScumbagAlice 80 points81 points ago

Dafuq did I just watch

[–]raging_asshole 61 points62 points ago

Can't tell if midget, or kid, or midget kid.

[–]ubermechspaceman 33 points34 points ago

its a midget midget

[–]mocotazo 26 points27 points ago

Latino midget. What my Mexican buddies call a "Speck"

[–]marc4207 5 points6 points ago

He looks like a hairless troll doll.

[–]made_your_day 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it he might have Crouzon or Apert syndrome, like Brian Peppers.

[–]323K13L 22 points23 points ago

Why do I always feel the urge to click on blue links

[–]Knewtworiddet 19 points20 points ago

[–]Shmexy 64 points65 points ago

Jokes on you, that link is purple!

[–]SeaBiscuit1337 13 points14 points ago

GOD DAMNIT

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Never been there, clicked, don't know what I expected.

[–]Knewtworiddet 2 points3 points ago

Here's something else you should look at; it's not anything bad like /r/spacedicks/. This is an amusing comic strip to take your mind off of the horror.
Edit - http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tue <--- English version.

[–]just_wonderjin 0 points1 point ago

I didn't finish it...it gets weird

[–]Osnarf 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping it was this one. You really need to finish it at least once...

[–]Knewtworiddet 0 points1 point ago

It gets better, trust me. The ending isn't what you expect.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Haha, nice try. I've seen that before and I love it. It did make me forget though.

[–]SterileHD 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOU DUDE FUCK YOU THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

[–]Knewtworiddet -1 points0 points ago

Mission - Complete

[–]SterileHD 0 points1 point ago

[–]Knewtworiddet -1 points0 points ago

I've never actually taken the time to look at some of those posts, but they weren't actually that bad. I ended up laughing at a few of them, but the one with the two guys screwing the horse was a bit disturbing.

[–]MisterBR 5 points6 points ago

I never went there before, I will never go back.

[–]Knewtworiddet -3 points-2 points ago

Congratulations, you are now an official redditor. Here's your karma upvote for becoming one of us.

[–]what_comes_after_q 64 points65 points ago

If you look closely you can see that it's not a real car.

[–]Knewtworiddet 3 points4 points ago

I thought it really was a real toy car >.<.

[–]sgtpppr 15 points16 points ago

Wow. I have seen the gif a million times, but the actual music video it comes from is quite...interesting; way better than the gif. If you get baked and watch this a few times, you might need years of therapy to come back to earth.

[–]tripwithgod 5 points6 points ago

Yeah that's what happened to me. Im still struggling

[–]god12 1 point2 points ago

Where did we go?

[–]maketho 8 points9 points ago

This shit is creepy as fuck.

[–]awesomechemist 6 points7 points ago

I always thought it was a midget...guess it's just some kid.

[–]coaliscool 10 points11 points ago

I think its a midget kid.

[–]Docnoq 6 points7 points ago

With pretzel legs

[–]softguitar 2 points3 points ago

Good, I don't like clowns.

[–]throwaway3m3v2x 2 points3 points ago

[–]H483R 0 points1 point ago

Dear lord.

[–]psychobilly1 6 points7 points ago

My brain is full of fuck...

[–]Modest_Horse 2 points3 points ago

Sir, I could have lived my whole life without seeing that, and I wish I did. I-I just don't know what to say...

[–]witty_account_name 2 points3 points ago

Why is everyone weirded out by a cute kid singing an adorable song in Spanish?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

If the link said that, I'd be fine. I went in unprepared, and that video was just too much for me to handle all at once

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 3 points4 points ago

Great now I can't stop laughing and everybody at the office probably thinks I'm crying.

[–]randorolian 1 point2 points ago

Well, I know what I'll be singing tomorrow.

CHA CA CHA CA CHA CA CHA CA CHA CA CHA CA CHAN

[–]acousticmind -1 points0 points ago

Wadsworth applies

[–]Andy_Glass 0 points1 point ago

Yes!

[–]CirdanValen 0 points1 point ago

Okay, that's enough internet for this week.

[–]causeiwanna 0 points1 point ago

Why is the lip syncing so bad? Most of the time it's like he's singing a different song all together.

[–]H483R 0 points1 point ago

Someone, somewhere thought this was gold.

[–]GrievousDingus 0 points1 point ago

Hey kids, its Dr. Roxo, i do C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE!

[–]ch1p0tl3s 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, that is "El Cerro de la Silla"!!

[–]geo845 -1 points0 points ago

haahahahhahhahha

[–]Haffnaff -1 points0 points ago

Looks like MTV really lowered their production values.

[–]eggylisk 31 points32 points ago

i prefer the classic MJ gif eating popcorn. shit gets results like this one lol.

http://imgur.com/8yPKH

i couldn't resist

edit: the notification was the person saying "later nigga" and i checked her profile and saw that she had unfriended me. rofl

[–]jenchan13 2 points3 points ago

I never see fights on Facebook. Either I don't have enough friends on facebook or I am too old.

[–]eggylisk 1 point2 points ago

the secret is to have highschool kids in there, granted i had all freshmen students when i was a co commander in jrotc when i was a jr

[–]jenchan13 0 points1 point ago

The only HS I have is my little sister and she knows I have a zero tolerance policy for this kind of shit.

[–]eggylisk 0 points1 point ago

hahah its annoying seeing their posts. its like they bitch and moan about every little thing on there but once in a while gold pops up

[–]hobofats -5 points-4 points ago

maybe she thought the gif was actually you and unfriended you because she is racist?

[–]horaciomtz 5 points6 points ago

The mountain that is behind is called horse saddle mountain, heres a picture to prove,

http://www.mapasmexico.net/articulos/images/cerro_de_la_silla.jpg

[–]firenze334 4 points5 points ago

Puta del Karma!!!!

[–]horaciomtz 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]eatponiespoorainbows 2 points3 points ago

I can see my house in that picture.

[–]unholymackerel 2 points3 points ago

I can see my horse in that picture.

[–]onionhammer -2 points-1 points ago

This proves nothing

[–]horaciomtz 2 points3 points ago

it is the mountain in the background

[–]Trebol 0 points1 point ago

La Sultana del Norte.

[–]horaciomtz 0 points1 point ago

awebo

[–]Trebol 1 point2 points ago

Some machaca sounds good right now.

[–]horaciomtz 0 points1 point ago

machacado con huevo

[–]PhylisInTheHood 2 points3 points ago

do a lot of the response gifs like this one remind anybody else of the animations they play in bowling alleys?

[–]eggylisk 2 points3 points ago

i cant believe i watched the whole thing

[–]coreycubed 6 points7 points ago

[–]SgtFish 24 points25 points ago

People who use "U MAD" are instantly dropped 4 levels of stupidity below the people they use it on.

[–]Sryzon 100 points101 points ago

he mad

[–]Your_Post_Is_Metal 30 points31 points ago

[–]SgtFish 4 points5 points ago

Honestly, I think it takes quite a bit of intelligence to be able to manipulate such a large portion of the public.
Disregard that I ignore jokes.

[–]dampierp 0 points1 point ago

Ignore what you ignore? But I...can my brain handle this?

[–]LastRedCoat 3 points4 points ago

I don't like posting gifs on facebook.

[–]Pheon809 1 point2 points ago

This is how I will be spending the rest of my day.

[–]horaciomtz 1 point2 points ago

I live in that city, it is called monterrey

[–]hfv01 1 point2 points ago

Hey that's my city! REPRESENT!

[–]hydraulic2 1 point2 points ago

if i set any links at all, he deletes them and says, "i dont want gay porn on my comments."

[–]marc4207 1 point2 points ago

This isn't the comment you're looking for.

[–]hilDESTRUCTION 1 point2 points ago

bookmarked...and now we wait

[–]costollie 1 point2 points ago

thank you good sir

[–]flyingpurplehippos8 1 point2 points ago

i just used this in a facebook fight, you are a hero sir a hero

[–]Autogrex 1 point2 points ago

That's catchy as hell.

Cha ca, cha ca, cha ca, cha ca, cha ca, cha ca CHA!

[–]V170 0 points1 point ago

Yeah that's definitely the best you mad gif

[–]eatponiespoorainbows 0 points1 point ago

Desde Monterrey para el mundo!

[–]cool_acid 0 points1 point ago

Pinchis regios.

[–]firenze334 0 points1 point ago

Mucho orgullo

[–]necroden 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to low rider (by war) when I saw this and it fits it quite well

[–]SterileHD 0 points1 point ago

holy shit i remember this!!! i know spanish so it makes sense ^

[–]mellangatang -1 points0 points ago

Fighting on the Internet is like participating in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

[–]megookman 24 points25 points ago

Y u no say something original

[–]gdroxor 4 points5 points ago

This is Reddit.

[–]ACharmlessMan 2 points3 points ago

pretty contradictory using a meme there old sport.

[–]megookman -1 points0 points ago

I guess you don't get it

[–]BearBranches 6 points7 points ago

Kickin' it old school.

[–]Dakx 1 point2 points ago

Heyo

[–]geo845 -1 points0 points ago

hahaha I LOLd

[–]trolltamer5 -1 points0 points ago

Lol

[–]majinjohnny -1 points0 points ago

If you ever come across a Facebook fight, don't do anything.

[–]rcfresh -2 points-1 points ago

genius

[–]coltsrock08 -2 points-1 points ago

Genius!!

[–]Milkmannn -3 points-2 points ago

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