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[–]X_Sync 30 points31 points ago

This was on the front page, like 2 days ago?

[–]ebenhaim 6 points7 points ago

This was on the front page 2 days ago and a day before that (different posts).

[–]iskiran 1 point2 points ago

I'm always on Reddit and I have never seen this. What am I doing wrong?

[–]TheInternetHivemind 4 points5 points ago

Sleeping.

[–]KingNick 4 points5 points ago

Rookie mistake

[–]Immynimmy -1 points0 points ago

Why? It's not even funny.

[–]Mazzasaurus_Rex 1 point2 points ago

That, sir, is called an opinion.

[–]JAfball77 1 point2 points ago

It's also the right one.

[–]yeddow333 18 points19 points ago

This was posted yesterday. And the day before. Redditors repost the darndest things.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uacyr/life_goal/

[–]LoompaOompa 3 points4 points ago

At first I thought I was reading a quote from Bill Cosby. That turned out not to be the case.

[–]Jrspike 12 points13 points ago

THIS IS A REPOST! GO TO HELL!

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[–]joegekko -1 points0 points ago

Shibby-doo-bop-bop!

[–]asqapro 8 points9 points ago

Let us punish his obvious repost by going on his profile and downvoting everything he has ever made! DOWNVOTE BRIGADE, ATTACK!!!!

[–]SamKhan95 6 points7 points ago

It's new to me. Fuck yourself, this isn't /r/circlejerk .

[–]GrammarFailure 0 points1 point ago

too bad downvotes only work on the post itself, not the profile.

they did that to stop people like you.

[–]EKsTaZiJA 1 point2 points ago

im not sure if you're trolling, but this has been on the front page not once, but twice in the last 2 days.

[–]IAmTheQ 4 points5 points ago

Sweet, I haven't seen that since yesterday!

[–]Banditosaur 1 point2 points ago

Buy all but one seat, who ever buys that seat sit right next to them

[–]Super_secret 1 point2 points ago

Whatever happened to Gradualbillcosby?

[–]jeremiahbarnes 0 points1 point ago

For those complaining that this is a repost: NOT EVERYBODY IS ON THE INTERNET ALL THE TIME. I'm on reddit a lot and did not see this post.

[–]xX3LITexXSn1P3r 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you! I saw it so it's clearly a fuckin repost!

[–]jeremiahbarnes 1 point2 points ago

I'm not saying it's not. I'm saying that not everyone may have seen this post and for one enjoyed seeing it.

[–]CornFedHonky 0 points1 point ago

Really? You are just gonna repost directly from the front page yesterday? Lame.

[–]epsilonbob 0 points1 point ago

::insert best comment from original post::

Let the Karma flow haha

[–]OAMP -2 points-1 points ago

Funny, my dad and brother has the same life goal, only they want to sit on the front row and chant ''Britney Spears, Britney Spears!''.

[–]Mighty-moose 1 point2 points ago

For me, I'd want to sit at the back and golf clap.

[–]akumadiavolo 0 points1 point ago

I am pretty sure someone would tell them before they got on stage.

[–]Tmlkrs -1 points0 points ago

This was stolen directly from Tumblr.

[–]studmuffffffin -1 points0 points ago

One day? One fucking day? Is r/funny really that stupid?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Downvotes for you!

[–]fumbl33s -4 points-3 points ago

You should be naked too. Just because.

[–]BerdjeBerdje -2 points-1 points ago

i really hope you step on a lego, you damn reposter!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Dude, fuck off with this Tumblr repost.