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Centipedes in my what.... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 months ago by Midgetgemmie

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[–]Schizophrenics 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago

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[–]Midgetgemmie[S] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago

[–]Schizophrenics 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago

Imagine...

You and your friends go out to a bar. There are some fine ladies there, and you spot a special one at the bar. She has flowing red hair, perfect posture, perky breasts, and a nice toned set of legs. You hit it off. A joke gets her laughing. You guys talk for hours on end, not worrying about last call. She invites you back to her place because she's too tipsy to drive, and needs a ride.

You pull up to a relatively nice house. You watch her walk up to the door. An amazing round ass is in your face as you follow her up the stairs. Next thing you know, you're both inside getting frisky. Finally after the foreplay, it's time. Her warmth is very welcoming and very soft. This isn't regular bar sex, it's intimate. Right as you pull out to finish, a centipede crawls out, crippled, as you finish on her stomach. The best feeling in the world is now going to remind you of a live fucking centipede scurrying out of an amazingly hot woman's vagina. You can never cum again without this scarring image in your mind.

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[–]Midgetgemmie[S] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago

continue this thread

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