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[–]Goosestag 5 points6 points ago

created by men to tell stories to gain profit

[–]Morfolk 4 points5 points ago

I can't stop imagining Thor laughing off-screen while throwing Mjölnir into Jesus' face...

[–]yoshi314 4 points5 points ago

  • superpowers?
  • each of them has a black outline?
  • history of violence?

[–]squall86drk 0 points1 point ago

and none of them exists.

[–]yoshi314 1 point2 points ago

chairs do.

[–]squall86drk 0 points1 point ago

sorry, I do not believe in chairs.

[–]yoshi314 0 points1 point ago

nobody does, unless he's selling them.

[–]petemorley 2 points3 points ago

Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?

[–]onesidedsquare 1 point2 points ago

Did you ever catch Amy?

[–]deepthot42 0 points1 point ago

What's a Nubian?

[–]chalupatroopa 2 points3 points ago

Hey hulk, remember loki? Well i have a job for you. you see, there is this guy named jesus....

[–]VforVendetta85 0 points1 point ago

You good sir have made me laugh....Have an upvote :-)

[–]oozles 1 point2 points ago

Did i just see this picture from a different angle 30 minutes ago?

[–]TAReed[S] 0 points1 point ago

It's possible, I tried to see if I could find it on here before I posted it but couldn't. If you can find it for me I'd be glad to delete the thread!

[–]oozles 1 point2 points ago

Here it is

Except that was 8 hours ago, not 30 minutes. Close enough.

Edit: Oh nvm, different picture... ish...

[–]TAReed[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for taking the time to find it! Lol

[–]oozles 1 point2 points ago

How many different pictures of Avengers and friend are there at that place? (Assuming you took the picture yourself)

[–]TAReed[S] 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately I did not, but I am curious as well if anyone has the answer. I found the picture while Stumbling and thought Reddit might enjoy it.

[–]deepthot42 0 points1 point ago

Same church, different wall/picture.

[–]ChemicalSerenity 1 point2 points ago

Delusions of grandeur and funny costumes?

[–]diggyk 1 point2 points ago

They all want to dive in Jesus's butt?

[–]Keasbyjones 1 point2 points ago

Ah, the 'Goddess' Storm hanging out with Jebus.

[–]AdmiralNelson24 1 point2 points ago

Who in the hell is drawing these blasphemies? Those heroes are on a completely different plane of awesome than Jesus. Jesus is disgracing them. No, but seriously, who is drawing these things?

[–]obrany 0 points1 point ago

Their all made up!

[–]BackToTheBasic 4 points5 points ago

I respect you're mastery of language.

[–]TAReed[S] 1 point2 points ago

Someone should recommend a place were he can find a dictionary.

[–]AmadeusMop 0 points1 point ago

No, its no use. Well just keep hearing the same thing.

[–]Capt-Kangaroo 0 points1 point ago

They are not from Australia

[–]TAReed[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yep, no Captain Boomerang in this picture!

[–]globalchill 0 points1 point ago

They are all used to sell you stupid shit.

[–]HydroGeoPyroAero 0 points1 point ago

I wonder why Thor and Tony Stark aren't in the picture?

[–]WoollyManmoth 0 points1 point ago

Here's what they don't have in common: one of them is the worst kind of supervillian. He has the most superpowers but has never used them to vanquish evil. Having confronted no opponents, he used his powers mostly to impress, to gain a following (healing the sick, walking on water, water to wine, raising the dead, resisting temptation, etc.). Having amassed supporters, he waged an ideological war on "justice," reinventing this notion, basing it on the futility of effort in this world and the need to suppress one's strength, to play dead in the face of conflict (consider his bio). He teaches his followers that it's a sign of strength to get beat up in a fight, teaches them that closing their eyes and wishing really hard is the true key to bringing about peace and well-being. His strategy is to bring down the just and vigilant from the inside, and not even a single Marvel superhero seems to be aware.

[–]AmadeusMop 0 points1 point ago

Superpowers and that all of them have died and come back to life at least once.

[–]cinebox 0 points1 point ago

Unusual clothing?

[–]obrany 0 points1 point ago

My bad ladies I'm using my phone. I don't want to take the time to type everything correctly for a bunch of people on the internet! :p