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[–]Se7en_Sinner 73 points74 points ago

[–]Harkonen_inc 34 points35 points ago

To everyone here but the OP: http://i.imgur.com/2xwQI.gif

[–]benjamamin 85 points86 points ago

Oh you're celebrating your cakeday? Here, have a downvote.

[–]verifiedbatmanspenis 34 points35 points ago

Downvoted. Why? Because fuck you that's why.

[–]mr_literal_man 5 points6 points ago

I will up vote if someone tells me what he was handing out in the gif.

[–]sackofblood 5 points6 points ago

dolla billz

[–]crappuccino 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure they were hundreds, not singles.

[–]sackofblood 4 points5 points ago

hundred dolla billzzzz

[–]gaspatchio 30 points31 points ago

WHY?

WHY THOUGH?

FUCKING SERIOUSLY.

why do you hope most redditors feel like upvoting?

is it because you want upvotes?!

WHY THE FUCK.

jesus fucking christ

[–]Bonadoos 31 points32 points ago

Aussie upvote

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[–]GetStapled 6 points7 points ago

Thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]Garbagio -3 points-2 points ago

dotpeeengy

[–]old_bold_and_brash 9 points10 points ago

You haven't been on reddit all the few minutes that have gone by since midnight and your cakeday became active? Seems legit.

[–]Teekoo 2 points3 points ago

RES tags and cakeday shit is the worst that has happened to reddit. Fucking retarded seriously.

[–]Narwhalrus 18 points19 points ago

Why has this been upvoted? Why do I have to see shit like this?

[–]HomerJunior 8 points9 points ago

[–]Rodney182 4 points5 points ago

NEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[–]yeahitsreallyme 7 points8 points ago

No.

[–]Wammis 2 points3 points ago

Yes, we all feel like Harry... watching the upvotes be given out, with an expression of: ''Why? And, better yet... where are mine?''

[–]Sevilst 8 points9 points ago

Fucking obligatory

[–]ShutUpNTakeMyUpVotes 4 points5 points ago

Quick - reply to this thread so you can get in on some delicious comment karma before it gets cold!

[–]EchoingSong 7 points8 points ago

Apparently it's cold already.

[–]DevonWoodcomb 1 point2 points ago

Cakeday bros o/

[–]superphuntyme 0 points1 point ago

Why? Why do you beg for something so useless?

[–]flizz -1 points0 points ago

Whoa this is really weird. I made this gif and today is my cake day.

EDIT: Why does no one else think this is a weird coincidence? The probability of this happening is extremely low.

[–]Five_deadly_venoms -1 points0 points ago

I don't get reddit sometimes. Post something negative in a positive thread, get up-votes. Post something positive in a negative thread, get down-votes.

DAFUQ.

[–]jdwilsh -5 points-4 points ago

I shall upvote you good sir. I got a whole 15 upvotes on my cakeday. And I posted a picture of Zooey Deschanel holding a kitten. It should have been perfect.

Plus you'll have something to read that isnt "OMG NO UPVOTEZ 4 U LOLZ".

[–]tenshi08 0 points1 point ago

Oh you poor guy, only 15 upvotes! How can you go on with your life!?

[–]jdwilsh -4 points-3 points ago

Oh sarcasm. Funny.

You know what, no matter how petty you lot think it is, upvotes make people feel good. Approval is just one of those things we all crave in life. And it costs fuck all to give an upvote.

[–]Ender1337otron 2 points3 points ago

So true.

[–]theuncommonman -1 points0 points ago

I guess that means I have less than a fuck to give then.

[–]UnoDosMoltres -2 points-1 points ago

Mine was yesterday lol.

[–]Ferra23 -2 points-1 points ago

[–]DavidLeeGoth -4 points-3 points ago

Upvotes to all the gentlemen here.

[–]DUBSTEP_FAP -5 points-4 points ago

DOWNVOTE ME TO THE DEPTHS FELLOW REDDITORS!

[–]yukisho -5 points-4 points ago

As a redditor that has the honor of surfing both the day and night crew, I gave you an upvote. But realizing that I am on the night shift now, it was swiftly and efficiently changed to a downvote. And don't worry, it has been 184 days since the last workplace accident.