this post was submitted on
939 points (55% like it)
4,952 up votes 4,013 down votes

funny

subscribe2,414,552 readers

8,908 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

top 200 commentsshow all 292

[–]ellopollyyy 395 points396 points ago

That is one very unattractive foot.

[–]DickMangler 397 points398 points ago

Is this better? It's not perfect, but it makes for a better experience.

[–]Babomonkey 88 points89 points ago

[–]PandemicPlague 6 points7 points ago

I love you.

[–]Just2AddMy2Cents 6 points7 points ago

10/10, would upvote again.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Surely there is a subreddit for this type of magic and sorcery!?

[–]djomp 3 points4 points ago

[–]bluelyon 1 point2 points ago

you can actually see more in the original one.

[–]M_Ahmadinejad 145 points146 points ago

Ahhh, thank you. The fapping may now commence.

[–]Christophoro 124 points125 points ago

You just defeeted the point.

[–]Mondayart 35 points36 points ago

I dunno, I was kinda on my toes waiting for someone to remove the foot

[–]Salamander-in-Chief 28 points29 points ago

Someone should put their foot down about these threads.

[–]turchx 48 points49 points ago

Looks like puns are your Achilles Heel

[–]wdejr 27 points28 points ago

You need more sole in your puns.

[–]jerseyg67 18 points19 points ago

I felt like such a heel when I laughed at this.

[–]slagdwarf 40 points41 points ago

Feet.

[–]Deltamon 7 points8 points ago

I can't help but wonder how many more steps this thread will take..

[–]mysterykeys 4 points5 points ago

Should have kept himself on the ball.

[–]Connorb1724 1 point2 points ago

What an amazing feet to make a pun like that.

[–]HATES_PUN_THREADS 8 points9 points ago

I've been trying. No luck.

[–]Awps 1 point2 points ago

Thank you..... You have no idea how much this means to me. Now those punless wounds can finally heel.

[–]fishmaster2012 15 points16 points ago

10/10 would bang

[–]GeneralEchidna 3 points4 points ago

Whether you're talking about Emma Watson or the toe, that's a relevant statement.

[–]Dardove 34 points35 points ago

Great, now all I can think of is the guy in the background who got his foot chopped off.

[–]flipypy 33 points34 points ago

Why would you think it's a guy? Clearly it has toenail paint.

[–]Dardove 53 points54 points ago

What? are you saying real men don't paint their toenails? So my father lied to me?

[–]soundslikerob 3 points4 points ago

Uncle Stavros sorry for the small pic, but he painted his toes as clowns!

[–]C_T_C_C 2 points3 points ago

thats what I was looking for. Thanks

[–]lanopticx 1 point2 points ago

Now there's too much sand. Can you remove the sand and add more Emma Watson? Thx!

[–]LerithXanatos 1 point2 points ago

[–]FAGGOT_WHISPERER 17 points18 points ago

I'll admit it... I was looking for a nipple.

[–]pumpington 29 points30 points ago

[–]reddit_user13 21 points22 points ago

It's an even less attractive penis.

[–]benkahn 1 point2 points ago

Penis*

[–]liberalis 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a friggin tentacle.

[–]Geppi 254 points255 points ago

[–]goofy1771 27 points28 points ago

And there goes my boner...

[–]BonerInSweatpants 8 points9 points ago

that's called the refractory period

[–]DarbyBartholomew 26 points27 points ago

That was not a pleasant experience.

[–]toaf 4 points5 points ago

A pleasant experience: www.eyebleach.com NSFW

[–]Zicamox 5 points6 points ago

Always reminds me of this.

[–]datpinecone 2 points3 points ago

We must tred lightly now.

[–]Boobies_Are_Awesome 51 points52 points ago

I had to strap on my thinking cap for a second there, too.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 38 points39 points ago

You thought something was afoot?

[–]Goranora 18 points19 points ago

Well you know what they say about big feet.

[–]Xahni13 34 points35 points ago

They'd say. "Damn you Got some Big feet"

[–]_Battletoads 2 points3 points ago

[–]GingerRabbitt 7 points8 points ago

You said "strap on." lol

[–]CranhamandBlakely 31 points32 points ago

Now, by 'found'...

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]nian7093 12 points13 points ago

Post a picture so we can compare you too, for no good reason.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]mynameishutch 27 points28 points ago

I can't think of a reply without sounding lecherous. You look stellar. Fuck.

[–]nian7093 20 points21 points ago

That was a joke.... But then you did it.... So I feel compelled to tell you, you have a very attractive body. Hopefully this ends you're comparisons. It ain't getting much better than that.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]GonzoVeritas 32 points33 points ago

Awesome. Better than Watson.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

I love Emma/Hermione, and would still choose her just because of who she is. But, in all honesty, this girl really does have a better body.

Also, please visit gonewild. You've already got the verification thing down, you'll fit right in.

[–]Boobehs 2 points3 points ago

Wow.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]gandalf5166 30 points31 points ago

DAMMIT

[–]Mirple 19 points20 points ago

[–]bizkut 3 points4 points ago

[–]rookdaddy 1 point2 points ago

This is amazing

[–]AscendedAncient 3 points4 points ago

YOU SHALL NOT (make a) PASS!

[–]MButler67 1 point2 points ago

Gorgeous. You shouldn't worry about much..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

10 points for Nuvoletta!

[–]futafan 1 point2 points ago

10/10 would fuck

[–]MonkeyManDan 4 points5 points ago

For Science.

[–]redditmoose 1 point2 points ago

Very brave of you. Your sacrifice will be honored.

bangable 10/10

m0ar

i find you lacking in foot!

[–]wonter 19 points20 points ago

assuming emma got a 9.6 in this picture, how many points you got in the comparison ?

[–]jakebeans 55 points56 points ago

No higher than a 9.8, because there is always room for improvement. I'm holding out for a 10, because I'm worth it.

[–]senavi 39 points40 points ago

Yeah...

[–]jakebeans 20 points21 points ago

It's from A Very Potter Musical. While technically not in reference to Emma Watson, the quote is about the character Hermione, so it sort of applies.

[–]chchrogers 5 points6 points ago

I don't think you would give Emma Watson a 9.8 if you had no previous knowledge of who she was. Sorry, I point this out to women about their taste in male celebrities, so I felt the need to.

[–]hasapoint 15 points16 points ago

Scumbag Redditors, judging women's attractiveness based on personality and accomplishments instead of pure looks...

-_-

[–]jakebeans 1 point2 points ago

I just told someone else this is a reference to A Very Potter Musical in one of the other replies. Regardless, intelligent brunette is definitely my type. She rates pretty high for me irrespective of Harry Potter.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]LardLad00 1 point2 points ago

As a man, I found this post to be very insightful. I feel like I took a big step toward understanding women after reading this. I might still be 10 miles away, but a step is a step.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]The_Vizier 8 points9 points ago

i'm puking now.

[–]nockbox 2 points3 points ago

I've looked at so many /r/funny posts, but nothing has made me crack up this morning like that has.

[–]TheOneBritishGuy 26 points27 points ago

I would have to look away to double take.

[–]sir_adhd 29 points30 points ago

So I'm definitely not gay. I didn't even see the foot, went straight to looking at her left hand and her boob.

[–]mozilla2012 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, I had to see the comments to understand the title.

[–]Hiitsnick 27 points28 points ago

Holy shit ... I just clicked on this picture , had it loaded all the way , and went to hit the back button and missed and hit my first tab, like i always do , and it was this gif and i fucking laughed my ass off

[–]dlink 9 points10 points ago

wtf is that, and how do i replicate it?

[–]PigDog4 6 points7 points ago

I think it's soap, hydrogen peroxide, and potassium something as a catalyst for H2O2 decomposition.

Edit: Found it on the first page of ToasterAtheism's link. It's just KI, duh, can't believe I forgot that.

The KI catalyzes the decomposition of H2O2 into H2O and O2 ( 2H2O2 -> 2H2O + O2 ). The soap is so the escaping oxygen gas gets trapped in the bubbles and looks hilarious.

[–]witty_account_name 1 point2 points ago

And that, kids, is what it looks like when you jizz

[–]hometimrunner 1 point2 points ago

And fittingly, that guy looks like Draco Malfoy!

[–]Venguard 8 points9 points ago

That is one greezy foot

[–]namfonos 43 points44 points ago

the foot reminds me of that one time I saw an asian porno of a dog being forced to fuck some asian chick. the foot looks like the dogs dick

[–]TheLastBadger 46 points47 points ago

It's like you just read my mind.

[–]onewipeshit 30 points31 points ago

AMA request: The person whose foot that looks like a dog's dick in that Emma Watson bikini photo

[–]roberto32 1 point2 points ago

link?

[–]namfonos 2 points3 points ago

really? because that would require reliving a horrible experience. not to mention the horrific searches I will encounter along the way.

[–]roberto32 1 point2 points ago

morbid fascination is my reason, but I won't make you relive anything traumatic

[–]drewthat 6 points7 points ago

The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams for ever.

[–]MondayCreep 1 point2 points ago

Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed that...what the hell is going on with that toe?

[–]drewthat 1 point2 points ago

it's just ughhhggg, what is that?

[–]MondayCreep 1 point2 points ago

I don't know...ingrown, infected with out of control athlete's foot?

It's kind of horrifying.

[–]gR3ypH0x 1 point2 points ago

I'm very very sneaky, sir.

[–]ausstheboss 20 points21 points ago

Your right, I had to look back a second time to see if there were any nip slips.

[–]umakemekierkehaard 1 point2 points ago

If you look up her other beach pictures, you might be in for a treat.

[–]dumbgaytheist 3 points4 points ago

That would be really messed up, if after all this time we found out she had a dog penis.

[–]birdsofapheather 7 points8 points ago

The things I would eat out of her ass. You have no idea..

[–]anarchyz 2 points3 points ago

All we have is time.....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Stephen??

[–]JacketPotatoes 10 points11 points ago

/r/EmmaWatson. That is all.

[–]Uredus 2 points3 points ago

[–]RIP_Adrienne 2 points3 points ago

I'm in love with her

[–]KittehInGloves 2 points3 points ago

Man... The more I look, the stranger that foot seems.

[–]twentytwocents 2 points3 points ago

She has the weirdest boner, right now.

[–]Ocarina654 2 points3 points ago

I know I'm not the first, but I did this quick edit before I even opened the comments. Anyway, here's my fix.

[–]JuzPwn 6 points7 points ago

Why is she so hot!?

[–]RoboPimp 3 points4 points ago

dat athlete's foot

[–]yodaman293 5 points6 points ago

"Was looking for Emma Watson pics to fap to, and this killed my boner."

FTFY

[–]Precious0rphan 1 point2 points ago

Oh man I didn't even see that until I saw all the comments about feet. I am sad I know.

[–]zombieq 1 point2 points ago

You know there is some other guy out there that just wishes she would shut the fuck up.

[–]eric401hc 1 point2 points ago

TIL: on top of being hot Emma Watson has an amazing ass.

[–]pandame 1 point2 points ago

My first glance was to the breast. I didn't even notice the foot for a while.

[–]SillyRabbit1989 1 point2 points ago

Emma Watson kinda looks like Kristen Stewart in this photo. I thought that was what the double take was about, but after a quick Ctrl+F, apparently I was mistaken.

[–]dukelax_theacquitted 1 point2 points ago

I thought the same thing, but I didn't want to say it. It's rude to kill a man's boner.

[–]wwillsey 1 point2 points ago

Check for nip slip......scroll down... Wut?

[–]TehScrumpy 1 point2 points ago

She looks kind of like Kristen Stewart there.

[–]MWShenanigans11 1 point2 points ago

"Yes, that does almost look like a nipple."

Scroll

"Oh god..."

[–]dishwasherphobia 1 point2 points ago

At first I was like 'Whoa...' then I was like 'OH!' then I was like 'ohh...'

[–]Lakolguy 1 point2 points ago

I thought the double take was because she looks like Kristen Stewart.

[–]fader_j 1 point2 points ago

what the hell is wrong with her penis?

[–]lordnibbla 1 point2 points ago

Red rocket

[–]Deltaa67 1 point2 points ago

"oh, it's Emma Watson, she's looking very attra- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SLIM- Oh it's a foot."

[–]jrunnin13 1 point2 points ago

This was fappable until I saw it. I mean, there's just something about a white beach chair that automatically turns me off. Otherwise it's a flawless picture.

[–]highendurance 1 point2 points ago

[–]jimdagem 1 point2 points ago

Can someone edit out the foot?

[–]Caziban 1 point2 points ago

EMMA WATSON AKDNWALJKDNBKJWAHDKWALJEWA;

[–]intel23 1 point2 points ago

what do you exactly have to do a double take, the foot. while you do that i double take on dat ass of hers

[–]Kaddus 1 point2 points ago

OH JESUS thank God its a foot.

[–]HandsomeAssNigga 1 point2 points ago

No joke. I thought Emma was hot as fuck just by her face. I'm not a 'boobs' guy either so that kind of helped.

DAT ASS though, impressive. Def didn't expect a donk from her.

20/10 would destroy.

[–]Sixtythree63 1 point2 points ago

This was a feet of great humor.

[–]YKWDPM 1 point2 points ago

I didn't realise it was the foot that was the problem. I thought she just looked like Kristen Stewart from that angle.

[–]edenfae 4 points5 points ago

She has a very nice round ass. Rofl, my eyes went straight for ass though. The foot was hard to find for me.

[–]Ozzymandias 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it, is it supposed to- JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT?

[–]DamagingExcess 1 point2 points ago

Mmm dat ass

[–]Swerdman55 1 point2 points ago

I get it. I get why so many people like her now.

Dat body. :)

[–]tmt71195 1 point2 points ago

Boioioioioing

[–]tapsumbong 1 point2 points ago

TIL Emma Watson has Dat Ass

[–]PoniesRBitchin 1 point2 points ago

I saw nothing but side boob for a full two minutes before noticing the foot.

[–]Cheeze_wiz 1 point2 points ago

Emma Watson might be a total babe, but Bonnie Wright wins out by a hair.

[–]CptHampton 19 points20 points ago

This is the only good picture I have ever seen of Bonnie Wright. Everywhere else, including the Harry Potter movies, she looks way less attractive than Emma.

[–]StoryTimeTim 1 point2 points ago

Emma's got a nice ass, but Bonnie's got better tits. Bonnie's got a prettier face, but Emma's skinnier. Take your pick.

[–]Bama011 5 points6 points ago

Now if we can somehow combine them...

[–]Sumbohdie 1 point2 points ago

Need some cushion for the pushin'

[–]fAntom3188 0 points1 point ago

Why do people think shes the hottest thing since sliced lava? Shes pale, flat and has a footpenis. I mean, C'MON

[–]Slipskull 4 points5 points ago

Nice try, Hancock.

[–]Violettx321 1 point2 points ago

Would you ever say someone is Unattractive because they are black? Now, then why is it acceptable to say she is unattractive because she is pale?

[–]djspacebunny 0 points1 point ago

I get that it's a foot, but why is it slimy/red like that? I would have never guessed it was a foot without reading the comments.

[–]corndog88 0 points1 point ago

Hers is bigger than mine

[–]brlito 0 points1 point ago

All are found wanting when put up against Emma Watson herself.

[–]omglizification 0 points1 point ago

She's still hot.

[–]kyle2143 0 points1 point ago

Didn't notice the foot, boobs.

[–]tboy4 0 points1 point ago

What... the nip slip?

[–]blue430 0 points1 point ago

Curious as to what you were searching for... lol

[–]iamDUKEY 0 points1 point ago

thats all i saw a fuckin toe!

[–]falconfetus8 0 points1 point ago

I've been on /d/ so long that I thought it was normal. Fuck.

[–]spicytim 0 points1 point ago

More like you had to do a double fap, am I right?

[–]KosstAmojan 0 points1 point ago

Gouty toe?

[–]diditforthelols 0 points1 point ago

that would have been sooooooo unfortunate.

[–]Bletz 0 points1 point ago

I always double take when I see emma watson

[–]roberto32 0 points1 point ago

i was looking at her tits and didn't realise why this was on r/funny for a while

[–]bonyhawk 0 points1 point ago

Fap Approved

[–]They_Know 0 points1 point ago

dat sideboob

[–]cgnld22 0 points1 point ago

Saw a pic of her boobs once on my friends phone, they were so nice...I promised I wouldnt tell anyone that but I don't think any of you will believe me.

[–]Darth_Hobbes 0 points1 point ago

It'd be hilarious if at the time this was taken she was underage.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i heard she part of the ibtc ( Itty Bitty titty Committee )

[–]DutchingtonNJ 0 points1 point ago

Would fuck even if forced to have gross foot looming in background

[–]dstuccilli 0 points1 point ago

Dat toe

[–]Specksioneer 0 points1 point ago

had to double take

I just tripled... all over my screen and keyboard.

[–]ShakinBacon 0 points1 point ago

Looks like stank foot.

[–]DaFitz 0 points1 point ago

Are you useing this for what I think you are?

[–]Awps 0 points1 point ago

Cant tell if decent sized penis, or ugly ass foot....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even see the foot when I first clicked on the link. I stared at it for a while before scrolling down, and then, OMGoh it's a foot.

[–]MisSigsFan 0 points1 point ago

Don't care, saw Emma Watson.

[–]captainsweaters 0 points1 point ago

thatsapenis.gif

[–]KINGKRONG 0 points1 point ago

Damn, i uploaded this about 5 months ago but only got like 10 upvotes! Might have been the lack of emma watsons name in the title... At least i know im not the only one with a perverted mind!

[–]Jagermeister4 0 points1 point ago

More like a double double take. First you go huh a penis? Then you go no its just a foot. Then you go wtf kind of foot is that?

[–]Adamantite40 0 points1 point ago

She looks.... normal. On a different note that foot is pretty red. Sandals an such.

[–]anonimyus 0 points1 point ago

DAT FOOTPENIS

[–]midgetwrestler 0 points1 point ago

Didn't even see the foot, I just thought maybe there was some nipple. Damn

[–]Mirago 0 points1 point ago

That's a wet ass-toe.

[–]befron 0 points1 point ago

busy looking at boobs. didn't realize point of the picture for a little bit.

[–]Atlas_the_titan 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure the upvotes are only for the mostly naked picture of Emma Watson. Not even for the foot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I screamed and scared the cat.

[–]onedavester 0 points1 point ago

The shine of the toe is blinding

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

She's a ridiculously cute girl.

[–]Ericofgreatepithet 0 points1 point ago

You know, because you were looking up Emma Watson with a dick.

[–]TheRyverMan 0 points1 point ago

"What the hell is that thing? Does it have a name?" "It calls itself, Toey"