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[–]into_the_stream 114 points115 points ago

Adorable post, deplorable title

[–]Alias135 5 points6 points ago

OP, cat is not a level

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[–]schwab002 4 points5 points ago

Well periods go at the end of sentences, but sentences are supposed to have verbs. Do you need to punctuate sentence fragments? Or are they called something else?

[–]notkilroy 26 points27 points ago

I don't think I have this attachment for my vacuum.

[–]Ninjatree 1 point2 points ago

It's a Garfield collectable vacuum.

[–]shadowmask 65 points66 points ago

Can we have a thing where we downvote titles but not the posts themselves?

[–]eyeoutthere 36 points37 points ago

Just downvote the post and let someone with creativity repost it for karma.

[–]toaf 6 points7 points ago

let someone with creativity repost it for karma

My god, this must be the first time that sentence was ever uttered with any degree of sincerity.

In all seriousness though, OP's title is bad and he should feel bad.

[–]mrsaturnjd 63 points64 points ago

Level level: level

[–]ModernDayCasanova 6 points7 points ago

Fucking Cats: Fucking Cats

[–]Siethron 4 points5 points ago

Well, that's worse than:

Fucking Cats: Fucking Humans

I mean better than.

[–]Erik_TheHighlander 147 points148 points ago

please stop this 'level' shit.

[–]UTC_Hellgate 131 points132 points ago

Annoyed Level:Erik_TheHighlander

[–]StealthGhost 41 points42 points ago

Instigator Level: UTC_Hellgate

[–]FlyingPasta 24 points25 points ago

I see where this is going.

Meta level: StealthGhost

[–]knightskull 26 points27 points ago

Level level: Meta Level: FlyingPasta

[–]funkbitch 33 points34 points ago

[–]knightskull 8 points9 points ago

You just popped my brain zit.

[–]JesusInABox 3 points4 points ago

[–]themaxt 1 point2 points ago

"one- cut a hole in the box" "two- put yo Jesus in that box" "it's my Jesus in a box!" "it's my Jesus in a box, babe"

[–]JesusInABox 1 point2 points ago

[–]IsAnyoneHungry 1 point2 points ago

Confusing level: knightskull

[–]kojak2091 3 points4 points ago

Descriptive level: IsAnyoneHungry

[–]ShadowDonut 1 point2 points ago

Pasta level: Flying

[–]Duck5009 1 point2 points ago

accauly iz dolan

[–]FAMAJAH 34 points35 points ago

That is BEYOND adorable...

[–]Gothika_47 68 points69 points ago

Post title lvl: 9gag

[–]SynxS- 5 points6 points ago

How do you know ...

[–]Gothika_47 0 points1 point ago

i go there when there is nothing left on reddit. Its like scraping the bottom of the barrel.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

This is the exact opposite reaction that most cats seem to have with vacuum cleaners.

[–]Sommiel 5 points6 points ago

I am willing to bet that the vacuum was off when they took that picture.

[–]JBHUTT09 0 points1 point ago

If that's true I'd pay to see that cat's reaction if the vacuum was turned on.

[–]Sommiel 0 points1 point ago

Oh yes... yes... YES!

[–]toasterlips 10 points11 points ago

This belongs in r/aww! That is the cutest thing I've seen in a while.

[–]mac7777 2 points3 points ago

sweeping up the karma

[–]rightsidejane 2 points3 points ago

Oh MAN! If I tried this with my cat, I would be shredded into ribbons.

[–]AN_ATHEIST_HERO 5 points6 points ago

Maybe it's a feline breast pump?

[–]dillonflynn 13 points14 points ago

I have nipples, Focker. Can you milk me?

[–]elgrapadora 2 points3 points ago

I dont know why, but I find this highly humorous, maybe due to my level of inebriation?

[–]CuteSheep 3 points4 points ago

Why the downvotes? This is agreeable!

[–]zrag123 1 point2 points ago

Can't tell if that cat is horrified or in heaven.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 1 point2 points ago

Most cats I know hate vacuum cleaners.

[–]philobasileus 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god my cat would kill me if I even got close to doing that.

[–]okadery 1 point2 points ago

I find this strangely arousing.

[–]elmarko44 1 point2 points ago

misuse of the "level" meme

[–]toastyseeds 1 point2 points ago

dogs are afraid of vacuum cleaners, cats are vacuum cleaners! It all makes sense!

wait, no it doesn't.

[–]Phillinator 1 point2 points ago

Creative title level: Zero.

[–]CowboyNinjaD 2 points3 points ago

We used to have a longhair cat that would lazily roll around while my mom vacuumed his shedding fur. Then we had another cat that would start hissing and freaking out at the mere sight of the vacuum, even when it wasn't turned on.

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[–]floppypick 1 point2 points ago

They do make acceptable brooms though.

[–]jinku2608 0 points1 point ago

Aren't vaccum cleaners meant to suck ?

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[–]jinku2608 0 points1 point ago

Then the joke sucked. Ba dum tisss

[–]hellolily 0 points1 point ago

I NEED THIS CAT!!!

[–]biosaint 0 points1 point ago

It took me a half hour of watching this before I could tear myself away to comment. This is awesome

[–]The_Phaedron 0 points1 point ago

I downvote cat pictures.

I upvoted this.

[–]nite_wolf 0 points1 point ago

it's been a long day and this made me laugh.

[–]ThisDoesntMakeCents 0 points1 point ago

i would hug the hairballs out of that adorable creature.

[–]doismellbacon 0 points1 point ago

derpest derp ive seen today

[–]AKADidymus 0 points1 point ago

I don't have a problem with the level title formula, but this one seemed really off. I think because there's no level of being or not being a vacuum cleaner. It's an all or nothing quality.

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

It's more of a dust mop now....

[–]Redplushie 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me there's a source video for this :(

[–]Smiley007 0 points1 point ago

Still not sure if its a real cat.

[–]TheLoveTin 0 points1 point ago

That cat looks high.

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[–]impossiber 0 points1 point ago

Actually, I did this with my Pomeranian. It worked pretty well.

[–]Queue12 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, I think that cat is just a weirdo.

[–]come_on_seth -1 points0 points ago

not particularly fond of cats...but LOLz...mayb im punchy

[–]pharris414 -2 points-1 points ago

this tile makes no fucking sense... and i hate ur cat

[–]CuteSheep -3 points-2 points ago

Cat cat: cat

[–]rob-cubed -5 points-4 points ago

This cat must be dead. Any normal cat would be on the next floor, much less the next county.

[–]AKADidymus 1 point2 points ago

"much less:" I do not think it means what you think it means.