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[–]GeneralWarts 69 points70 points ago

If this was made in my image there would be another frame with a thought bubble where I was ultimately in bed alone, asking my dog if he said something.

[–]Cthulhuhoop 9 points10 points ago

Then it cuts away to just the dog in bed alone, thinking "I should get a human to keep me company"

[–]greg19735 6 points7 points ago

then, in the other bubble it's actually a cat because this is reddit.

[–]littlemetal 34 points35 points ago

Link to the original - http://abstrusegoose.com/99 - Lie of Omission.

[–]FireThestral 4 points5 points ago

Came here to do this. You rock, and so does Abstruse Goose.

[–]nuggerjoe[S,!] 1 point2 points ago

When my girlfriend asks me what i'm thinking about... this is what i think of.

[–]ToffeVonW 21 points22 points ago

I hate that question. The worst is when you answer; "nothing". Women don't seem to understand it.

[–]greycubed 36 points37 points ago

Correction: they don't trust it.

[–]doterobcn 6 points7 points ago

Correction: They want the whole plot.

[–]ToffeVonW 4 points5 points ago

But what are you supposed to say if you really aren't thinking about anything? If you're in so called "Nothing Land".

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[–]doterobcn 2 points3 points ago

That's a good answer!

[–]MaxkG 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for that good sir, thank you.

[–]oditogre 1 point2 points ago

They are right not to trust it, in fairness. I'm never thinking of nothing. If I'm not obviously doing something, and often when I'm doing something I don't have to put much conscious thought into, I'm thinking of something.

Granted, that doesn't always mean when I say 'nothing' that I'm thinking about something that would make you angry or upset. It just means that, for whatever reason, I'd rather keep thinking about it to myself than start talking about it with you.

[–]ThisOpenFist 1 point2 points ago

Nothing: I might be thinking about something but I am not inclined to share it with you at this juncture.

[–]Chazzelstien 0 points1 point ago

Our brains can literally be empty, they call us thoughtless and then are surprised when we confirm it

[–]Lord_Of_Terror 19 points20 points ago

He is wearing a hat in bed..

[–]H483R 14 points15 points ago

He'd be a genderless freak without it.

[–]ratking11 1 point2 points ago

"I'm thinking 'Why do I wear a hat to bed?'"

[–]TipsTheJust 1 point2 points ago

That's the take-away I got from this too.

[–]faschwaa 8 points9 points ago

This whole thing is also a thought bubble in the mind of someone who is drawing a comic.

[–]hooterboy 1 point2 points ago

Wait... I'm thinking about that thought bubble now...

[–]FireThestral 2 points3 points ago

Whoa... Meta....

[–]Wassow 4 points5 points ago

[–]crackeddagger 5 points6 points ago

I'm always honest with my wife but she learned to stop asking when my answer was usually along the lines of "I was wondering if a blind man can be convicted of a hate crime if he was attacking someone of the same race but thought he was assaulting a minority."

[–]Feltron 14 points15 points ago

The thought of the Eagles actually making the post season is what got me.

[–]I_am_not_angry 3 points4 points ago

So much truth

[–]Armorclint 4 points5 points ago

multipass cracked me up!

[–]mypersonaljesus 4 points5 points ago

I actually had an occurrence like this happen but I decided to walk her through the thought process. About halfway through, she just said, "Nevermind."

[–]BetterThanOP 2 points3 points ago

This is the best

[–]AppYeR 2 points3 points ago

I really enjoyed the Fifth Element reference btw, Lelu :D

[–]Ramify 3 points4 points ago

Multipass?

[–]TheGodDamnDevil 4 points5 points ago

Multipasses are the ID/credit/etc. cards used in the movie "The Fifth Element". The implication is that he's fantasizes about the character "Leloo" from that movie.

[–]Ramify 0 points1 point ago

Nice, thanks for clearing that up. :)

[–]Ganondude 3 points4 points ago

[–]mightymonarch 1 point2 points ago

[–]nos2121 -5 points-4 points ago

[–]wave517 1 point2 points ago

I'd be curious to see a female version of this. Can a female redditor out there make one?

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[–]FightSexism 4 points5 points ago

Gender role stereotypes! Yay!

[–]TwistedTicket 1 point2 points ago

All I could think about was why he was wearing his hat in bed?

[–]clopclopclopclop 1 point2 points ago

Thoughtception?

[–]ParmesanMan 0 points1 point ago

[–]fliffnight 0 points1 point ago

E-A-G-L-E-S

[–]Palamede 0 points1 point ago

That's brilliant.

[–]sgtrhymz 0 points1 point ago

eagles post-season games?

[–]MartySwa 0 points1 point ago

A daydream within a daydream within a daydream.... starring Leonardo DiCaprio.

[–]EmergencyMedical 0 points1 point ago

Aw shit, Eagles

[–]whatzart 1 point2 points ago

I usually tell my wife about the fantasy and then we fuck like animals. Just lucky I guess.

[–]Wolfman87 -4 points-3 points ago

As men it's better that we don't ever let the women in our lives know how smart we are. Because most of us aren't that smart. It's better to be underestimated.

[–]brownboy13Delhiting your posts since 2012[M] -2 points-1 points ago

Removed - Rehosted Web Comic. Please link to the authors original page.

[–]sarkus_balmor -3 points-2 points ago

[–]iTrackfast -1 points0 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard you liked thinking!

[–]Manic_Zed -2 points-1 points ago

Who wears a hat to bed?

[–]5seconds -3 points-2 points ago

TLDR

[–]MaceFace2 -3 points-2 points ago

Tl;dr