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Free Bird (i.imgur.com)

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[–]bat_trees_ink_looted 5 points6 points ago

Ahh. The rare "OHNO bird" thusly named because of the distinct sound it makes when landing " OH NO, OH NO, OH NO!" if only his legs were longer and balls were smaller...

[–]thejazzmaverick 10 points11 points ago

Its an avian Randy Marsh

[–]thesoulofwit 1 point2 points ago

BUFFALO SOLDYAHHH.

[–]zebbiz 9 points10 points ago

Sort of related:
http://heltnormalt.dk/img/strip/2009/09/07.jpg

[–]stprockin 13 points14 points ago

/r/funny

[–]FauxJour 39 points40 points ago

/r/funny, not /r/WTF.

[–]sirhotalot 3 points4 points ago

I'm not sure /r/WTF want's WTF material. Just look at this: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/u96hf/i_think_its_time_rwtf_returned_to_its_roots_heres/

Not a single upvote.

[–]thegrammarunicorn 1 point2 points ago

I really wish people would start submitting more WTF material, but there's nothing I (or any of the other mods) can do: it's down to the users. The new queue gets rather tedious, especially with all the screenshots that people submit and the metric shit-tonne of "OH NO, ZOMBIE!" posts recently.

[–]sirhotalot 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps it's time we started /r/trulywtf ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Probably because the link doesn't work. I get an error about max views for the day.

[–]sirhotalot 0 points1 point ago

Huh...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Dude, go check out the one comment on the submission.

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[–]questionablemoose 0 points1 point ago

This is less WTF and more /r/gore. I agree, however. /r/WTF isn't WTF anymore.

[–]dbbo -2 points-1 points ago

As far as I know, all members of Aves have internal testes, so this is very WTF.

[–]MrSelfdizstruct75 4 points5 points ago

It reminds me of the Chester the molester cartoons from Hustler. There was one where he painted his sack like easter eggs and dressed up as the easter bunny for an egg hunt. Funny stuff.

[–]rockerchu 2 points3 points ago

It's the hair of the bird that gets me.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Ah the magnificent Balled Eagle

[–]krangles 1 point2 points ago

related?

[–]TieDyeSky 1 point2 points ago

dammit you made me spray coffee all over my keyboard

[–]thomasni 1 point2 points ago

Thats a "ohhno" bird. Legs two inches long, balls 6 inches long. Every time is comes in for a landing is says OHHHHNO, OHHHHNO!

[–]Boner_supreme 4 points5 points ago

...why is this under wtf

[–]t3h_monkeyfish_san 1 point2 points ago

Its nice to know that the one NSFW thing that I actually click on today, doesn't have a NSFW label on it, thanks a bunch.

[–]HigherPrimate 0 points1 point ago

And this bird you cannot change.

[–]Zerble 3 points4 points ago

And this bird you cannot change.

Lord knows I can't change.

[–]Svimklubba[S] 4 points5 points ago

Looks like someone figured out the what the title suggested!

[–]Nightmare_42 1 point2 points ago

It was a little obvious, though.

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

Animals with human junk is hilarious.

[–]canoli5 0 points1 point ago

Defuk

[–]le_crap 0 points1 point ago

Birds have no balls.

[–]ChompyTBear 0 points1 point ago

The biggest wtf is how he fit in that nest.

[–]liquid1204 0 points1 point ago

More like Free Balling.

[–]NapoleonBonerfart 0 points1 point ago

this made me laugh a little too hard

[–]ruebeus 0 points1 point ago

Testicles = NSFW. Please start tagging NSFW posts.

[–]bijibijmak 0 points1 point ago

One of those rare posts that I saw on Facebook first.

[–]poipoipoipoipoi 0 points1 point ago

slavic language lesson: the word "jaja" (or "jajca", and various other variations, depending on the language in question), means balls (testicles), and it also means eggs. that concludes this public service announcement.

[–]tRon_washington 0 points1 point ago

looks like something our of /r/dolan

[–]SIGNW 0 points1 point ago

And I'm free, Free ballin', ballin' And I'm freeee, Free ballin', ballin'

[–]Sonris 0 points1 point ago

Birds do not work this way...

[–]Blastface 0 points1 point ago

It's not a question of where he grips it, it's simple question of weight ratio.

[–]Scottishbhoy1888 -4 points-3 points ago

Very funny, and yet still wtf. Also shows how the truly powerful and loving bond between a man and his balls

[–]mambypambyland -1 points0 points ago

Birds have hair now.

[–]Khorpo -1 points0 points ago

Not gonna lie, I tought about Guitar Hero

[–]GiveEmHellMatty -2 points-1 points ago

No penis... OH GOD WHY

[–]hayf -1 points0 points ago

They don't really have one

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Sure about that?

[–]hayf 0 points1 point ago

Oh God whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy

[–]madzaman -3 points-2 points ago

It makes me wonder about the mind behind this lil wtf gem!!! May much karma come his way!

[–]GreenBlazePacker -2 points-1 points ago

egg sack nutsack whats the difference?

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[–]trampus1 4 points5 points ago

Well you've already got the "no visible dick" thing going, may as well plump up the ol' beanbag.,

[–]much772 -3 points-2 points ago

the best of both worlds. r/wtf with a crosspost to r/funny

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