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[–]Bistai949 1 point2 points ago

"When life gives you lemons... Don't make lemonade, make life, take the lemons back! get MAD! say: I DON'T WANT THESE DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE? demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day that it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" -Cave Johnson

[–]DarthYak45 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for someone to say that

[–]Bistai949 0 points1 point ago

I kinda expected someone else to do it... so I did it first... It was what everyone was thinking.

[–]eitherorneither 0 points1 point ago

...you become the worm that chews a hole through the lemons?

[–]pay_the_snucka 0 points1 point ago

Mr. T would be proud

"if you fall, don't act like you fell. just start break dancing."

[–]pf99 0 points1 point ago

when life gives you lemons...

have a party.