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Seems legit. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ZebraSnake 18 points19 points ago

Artist: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5805111

[–]losian 9 points10 points ago

Posting here as Slug's roommate/whatever:

DON'T FORGET TO BUY THE SHIRT ya know if you want.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/slugheart

[–]MrAsuleOne 5 points6 points ago

UPVOTE THIS MAN FOR POSTING SOURCE..

fuck i hate the internet.

That's it i am making a novelty account for called "congratulation_for_posting_the_source"

[–]dchimz 4 points5 points ago

Posting anything from that site to r/WTF is pretty much cheating

[–]WolfTweak 1 point2 points ago

Not entirely true, it's e621.net you got to worry about

[–]ossumpawesome[!] 4 points5 points ago

FA isn't always mind-shatteringly awful, but it certainly CAN be.

[–]Xeans 0 points1 point ago

Under the horrifying crud I actually find a lot of nice SFW art to fave.

[–]TheHolyCob 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say this, you did good Zebrasnake. You did good.

[–]underdoglady 22 points23 points ago

The last one you'd ever need.

Anyone know if ballplay is included, or is it one of those hidden fees that ends up costing you more than the original service?

I ask because Edward Scissorhands was giving out handjobs one day, so there is very little left to work with, picture the last bite of a hotdog. Since then, ballplay has become essential to my ejaculatory needs and I don't want to splurge that much on myself.

[–]CptFancyPantaloons 12 points13 points ago

lol wut

[–]Bitrandombit 7 points8 points ago

Competition is good for any business

[–]BurntTheToast 13 points14 points ago

So fucking would

[–]thlkmrtgionrfg 5 points6 points ago

Reminds me of a girl last week, we were making out in the club, but she was a bit... bitey.

The whole time I was fearing for my junk.

Turns out, not bad, 7/10, would do again.

[–]Iysif 1 point2 points ago

It's important that you tell that to as many strangers as possible lest your self-esteem dip into the normal range of non-douchebag.

[–]thlkmrtgionrfg 1 point2 points ago

If I had a relevant humorous non-sexual anecdote, I would have shared it. In this case, it was sexual, so chill.

[–]Jamesh134 1 point2 points ago

I am at this stage.

[–]b937539 2 points3 points ago

This is a little misleading, I am quit sure that he/thing/it/? wants a blowjob, and is not giving them out like we are lead to believe. In that case whats wrong with helping a he/thing/it/? out?

[–]OreoDragon 5 points6 points ago

Oh no, I know the artist.

She's giving them out.

[–]grubbymitts 2 points3 points ago

I wonder if it swallows for a dime?

[–]jaymobe07 2 points3 points ago

I love teeth rubbing my member...feels so good

[–]fallout114 2 points3 points ago

This artist designed a tattoo that i have on my leg :D

[–]lucarfox 2 points3 points ago

Slug?

[–]Beastly97 1 point2 points ago

what a deal!

[–]bubonis 1 point2 points ago

Hey! It's my ex!

[–]Suirou 1 point2 points ago

Only 5 cents?

Sounds like my kind of bitch.

[–]losian 1 point2 points ago

AND the artist offers it (and another design or two) in amusing shirt form. Let everyone know about your propensity for awful blowjobs, whether buying or selling.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/slugheart

[–]SirDigbyChicknCeasar 0 points1 point ago

"Don't do it. It's not worth it!"

"Ok, make it 3¢"

"Yuck! I don't wants no 3¢ hooker! I'm goin' backs to the adult bookstore."

[–]cboogie 0 points1 point ago

Can you use the "seems legit" tag for an illustrated image?

[–]Candsas 0 points1 point ago

So kinky

[–]yvonniewah 0 points1 point ago

careful now, it can smell fear

[–]Impartofthingstoo 0 points1 point ago

Hey this is a repost

[–]The_Caring_Banker 0 points1 point ago

nice pic. terrible title.

[–]throyo 0 points1 point ago

"seems legit" was not the appropriate title for this post.

[–]sruvolo 0 points1 point ago

Remember that log/stump thing in the Flash Gordon movie, where the men had to stick their arms into knotholes to prove their bravery against an unseen creature within? Well, let's just say I would never stick my penis into one of those knotholes after seeing this. In my mind, that's now what's inside.

[–]frank8991 0 points1 point ago

yeah right only 5$ haha no one believes that

[–]HembachG 0 points1 point ago

Wait that's my friends ex-girlfriend.

[–]happy_little_peanut 0 points1 point ago

It's only FIVE cents!

[–]internetguy789 0 points1 point ago

No it does not seem legit

[–]cosbysweatergiver 0 points1 point ago

Darn. I just finished spending my money. Hopefully that offer still stands.

[–]Coshi 0 points1 point ago

No teeth please.

[–]dantepicante 0 points1 point ago

Only 5 cents? I hope he takes tips.

[–]lolpervs 0 points1 point ago

Unhappy ending.

[–]lolpervs 0 points1 point ago

unhappy ending.

[–]yunbld 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking awesome, props to the artist.

[–]J7X717 0 points1 point ago

Insanity Wolf is pimping these days?

[–]ExciledOveRide 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly what the arcade needs. I would spend so much money on that!

[–]Phlogeston 0 points1 point ago

Kraid fell on hard times after Samus ruined his career as a space monster.

[–]wetterdew 0 points1 point ago

It's totally Kraid.

[–]elias562jose -1 points0 points ago

Doesn't matter had sex

[–]harabanaz -1 points0 points ago

No thanks.

[–]Stalhound -2 points-1 points ago

Zuuuuuuuul

[–]billtheangrybeaver -2 points-1 points ago

That Japanese chef must have stopped by for one.

[–]digitalinfidel -2 points-1 points ago

Chris's mom

[–]reddbdb -2 points-1 points ago

NSFW???

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