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[–]mtfr 50 points51 points ago

Lovely how you can tell how many times it's been saved and reposted by the degraded image quality

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[–]IHaveAScatFetishAMA 6 points7 points ago

My guess is that it loses image quality as it's saved back and forth between different image formats as people slap text over it repeatedly.

I also have no idea what I'm talking about.

[–]AAlexanderK 3 points4 points ago

It's about 12.7% loss in quality each time, so if you ever see a post that is just a single grey blurry pixel, the image has been reported so many times it's worthless.

You should thank reddit, it's a natural counter-measure to reposts that few notice directly but EVERYBODY enjoys its effects.

[–]namfonos 1 point2 points ago

Bill Gates, the first computer model.

[–]Gravyness -1 points0 points ago

Nope, invalid argument, this image is stored as an .PNG!

[–]PigDog4 2 points3 points ago

This one is, my guess is it's saved from some shitty .jpg that's been saved as a .jpg tons of times, then someone saved it as a .png hoping it wouldn't get any shittier.

[–]LeoRelkceoz 56 points57 points ago

Technology turn on meme! Needs some Jimmy Wales: "Girl, my article is a stub. You can help by expanding it."

[–]Cemo9999 17 points18 points ago

I'm gonna context all over your article.

[–]larkable 19 points20 points ago

No [CITATION NEEDED] for your fine body, baby.

[–]SaltyCream 9 points10 points ago

You turn my software, into hardware.

[–]MickZaruba 5 points6 points ago

Microsofts After Hour Gaming League team motto for SC2.

Macrohard Microsoft.

[–]MeLobsta 7 points8 points ago

[–]Azr79 -1 points0 points ago

source of this?

[–]beltonicus 3 points4 points ago

Macrohard?

[–]QuillJS 14 points15 points ago

that. . . . title makes no sense to me.

[–]T_Mucks 15 points16 points ago

William... Shatner wrote it.

[–]agstock 4 points5 points ago

Spielberg produced it.

[–]xtian11 10 points11 points ago

It's like a black woman realising who he is. "Ohh.. You bill gates"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Fun fact: This picture is from Teen beat magazine, 1983

[–]cleagles 2 points3 points ago

I thought whenever the person posts stuff like this, reddit warns the link is a repost?

[–]Reddit_is_Trapped 2 points3 points ago

I think only if it's the same link, not the same image. I could be wrong though.

[–]cal679 1 point2 points ago

Not if you save the image then re-upload it to imgur.

[–]ockie_fm 2 points3 points ago

It's been said that Bill Gates named his company after his dick.

[–]catswindler 2 points3 points ago

H

[–]xtian11 2 points3 points ago

E

[–]Mr_Dmc 2 points3 points ago

L

[–]semisane8 4 points5 points ago

P

[–]TyMan210 1 point2 points ago

.

[–]catswindler 0 points1 point ago

M

[–]SkateboardG 1 point2 points ago

That sweater, that pose, that haircut, those pc's. So much retro cheesiness in one glorious photo O_O

[–]newtrawn 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this pic so many times, it's amazing how i've never noticed the mac in the background.

[–]binaryrefinery 1 point2 points ago

A maiden was heard to have scoffed

After sex with Bill Gates in her loft,

"Though he really was willing

It stopped being thrilling

When I saw why he's called Microsoft"

[–]uberpownium 5 points6 points ago

I didn't even post this 24 hours ago... at least wait a while until you re post

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/u8dy2/who_knew_bill_gates_was_such_a_player/

[–]kilo4fun 20 points21 points ago

This joke is seriously over a quarter century old. Don't feel too bad.

[–]squidesquide 1 point2 points ago

You probably just posted when most of reddit was asleep.

It should not be long before an extensive study of the best possible time to karma whore is published.

[–]Cemo9999 1 point2 points ago

It's ok, we love you too. pats back

[–]mappum 1 point2 points ago

Girl, my floppy is 3.5".

[–]agstock 0 points1 point ago

Too bad it doesn't get bigger when it's put in the drive...

[–]not_micro_or_soft 0 points1 point ago

Don't copy that floppy...

[–]beatles67 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Howard Walowitz...

[–]lostNcontent 0 points1 point ago

Shrinkage. It's a thing.

[–]mdfox85 0 points1 point ago

I read this in Zapp Brannigan's voice.

[–]Throw_the_cheese 0 points1 point ago

I was in the pool!

[–]ThePianistOfDoom 0 points1 point ago

Are we going to see this once every 6 months now?

[–]Souperlizard 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]Oxtorius 0 points1 point ago

You make my software to hardware. ZIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[–]imward 0 points1 point ago

[–]lovelovehatehate 0 points1 point ago

that dude is way stoned.

[–]sicitur 0 points1 point ago

I went to upvote...but I couldn't bear to ruin the pretty 777 karma

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

No sir it is not.

[–]meyer24d -2 points-1 points ago

Bahaha this is gold

[–]T_Mucks 1 point2 points ago

GOLD, Jerry! It's GOLD!