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[–]Ryugi 36 points37 points ago

It's a repost. To be fair, the user is new. And everyone upvoted him anyway.

[–]lud1120 7 points8 points ago

I had not seen it, but it's good people call them out certainly during such short time span.

[–]Ryugi 0 points1 point ago

Indeed. I wish the repost finder bots got more respect.

[–]YamoB -1 points0 points ago

It's that good.

[–]zelars 1 point2 points ago

Somone needs to reach out to the original creator of this card and tell him to mass produce it. This is the only card I would ever consider purchasing.

[–]psykad 4 points5 points ago

"Sorry for your loss. Now, SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"

[–]zelars 1 point2 points ago

This.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I'm so furious that I was forced to view this twice... so time consuming.

[–]Zoloir 2 points3 points ago

*citation needed for OP's post

[–]MrExare 8 points9 points ago

The great and powerful Trixie approves of this thread.

[–]TeamJim 16 points17 points ago

I want to know more about this "goat shaking"...

[–]TheGreatLeapingDingo 6 points7 points ago

well basically what you do is pick up a goat and whip it around a lot.

[–]Spartan09 14 points15 points ago

I whip my goat back and forth.. whip my goat back and forth.

[–]Yakuz 3 points4 points ago

All hail the great and powerful Trixie...

[–]Clairvoyant_Legacy 7 points8 points ago

Yes. This offering pleases the Great and Powerful Trrrrrixxxieeee~

[–]Psych0kill3r 8 points9 points ago

Great birthday card! I couldn't imagine why they would call you Trixie though!

[–]Fulminata 2 points3 points ago

So Trixie, do you like Kissy Kissy Goo Goo and Skull Squisher?

[–]JD_Crichton 33 points34 points ago

Coolest repost ever

[–]Midnightbird 9 points10 points ago

A few kids left this as tip. It wasn't a lot, but this completely made up for it. http://i.imgur.com/7WrvS.jpg

[–]captainabe 40 points41 points ago

well since you've only been on reddit for 6 days, i'll go ahead and say check out www.karmadecay.com before you start reposting things. and have my downvote while we're at it

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/66Z7V.jpg

[–]ARoyaleWithCheese 3 points4 points ago

You keep reposting that comment.

[–]Ryugi -4 points-3 points ago

Thank you for being both honest and helpful in your post.

[–]Theqman24 5 points6 points ago

do you name yourself "The Great and Powerful Trixie"?

[–]miss_trixie 4 points5 points ago

just 'miss' is fine

[–]jangledorf 5 points6 points ago

I came here for pony comments...I was not dissapointed.

[–]zombiebunnie 2 points3 points ago

Literally posted like... yesterday.. what the hell.

[–]thebraus -2 points-1 points ago

I was here to say that. I shall call you thunder-taker...

[–]dog_in_the_vent 3 points4 points ago

Trixie?

Trixie?

[–]Squackula 1 point2 points ago

Ever?

[–]AutumnEmber 1 point2 points ago

Any card with money inside is the coolest.

[–]Ryanthewise1 1 point2 points ago

well that's cool and all... but I really want to know what "goat shaking" is.

[–]videogamezkillu 1 point2 points ago

It's my bday today too. I got no card. :(

[–]maverickps 1 point2 points ago

Trixie, hmmm? This will not end well for her father.

[–]RHYMES_WITH_AGINA 1 point2 points ago

Goat shaking you say?

[–]Trevizo_R 1 point2 points ago

Goat shaking?

[–]JordanMcRiddles 1 point2 points ago

Goat shaking?

[–]Drinks_TigerBlood 1 point2 points ago

Were you paying a prostitute?

[–]nbshark 1 point2 points ago

Would've been even cooler if there was a $100 bill in there :) (But yea' that's an awesome card and I'm going to shamelessly do this with my friends their birthdays saying I came up with this).

[–]Yuriegh 1 point2 points ago

Great and powerful Trixie? was there ever any doubt?

[–]FomorianKing 3 points4 points ago

Your name's Trixie? Cool.

[–]mind-blender 7 points8 points ago

Seems like that name is making a come back.

[–]statusone 1 point2 points ago

Trixie Swan Dive Bella-Trix

[–]That_Hotdog 5 points6 points ago

I feel bad for the friend-zoned dude who gave this wonderful card.

[–]dolani 1 point2 points ago

lol trixie

[–]miss_trixie 7 points8 points ago

yes?

[–]theunicorn 1 point2 points ago

that's awesome!

[–]TBone099 1 point2 points ago

Trixie? You deserve it for having the coolest name ever!

[–]Midas510 2 points3 points ago

What in the hell is goat shaking?

[–]Trixxr 0 points1 point ago

Trixie? What a lame name.

[–]jcoder5 0 points1 point ago

Its a stripper name

[–]mel2mdl 0 points1 point ago

"... and goat shaking." WTF?

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't it by "your money" or "your gift/present"?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to start downvoting all titles with

Coolest .... ever.

[–]tepete 0 points1 point ago

I bet you friendzoned him

[–]pseudocide 0 points1 point ago

Trixie is a hooker name

[–]adude007 0 points1 point ago

Did that a few weeks ago for my sisters graduation. It wasn't well received :(

Edit: Link to my post for the lazy. http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/tk08c/made_this_for_my_sisters_graduation_nailed_it/

[–]Guy-Manuel 0 points1 point ago

This is the birthday card you get from that annoying friend who ONLY makes meme jokes in real life. You'll laugh uncomfortably, but get an incredibly disgusted feeling inside.

[–]thadrine 0 points1 point ago

Your name is Trixie?

I bet your hot.

[–]KojaKhan 0 points1 point ago

I still want to know what goat shaking is

[–]mightysasskali 0 points1 point ago

TRIXIE?

[–]Fauxrace -3 points-2 points ago

Not sure if coolest birthday card ever... Or coolest card of any kind in history.

[–]ryguydrummerboy -2 points-1 points ago

So thats cool. Now tell me, where does one immerse themself in the art of goatshaking?

[–]Peatore 0 points1 point ago

Hurrah for generic memespam!

So much easier than actually being funny.

[–]Whenthenighthascome -2 points-1 points ago

FUCKING REPOST

[–]Dr_Insanity 3 points4 points ago

Chill out man, you'll give yourself a heart attack.

[–]RockyIV 5 points6 points ago

I would say that writing "FUCKING REPOST" is itself a fucking repost, but then I'd also be a repost of the smartass guy who points that out every time.

[–]Keskasidvar[!] 0 points1 point ago

Well I do say chap, it appears that this man has posted something from an earlier point in time. A re-post, as it were.

I say that's original.

[–]em_etovnwod -4 points-3 points ago

REPOST REPOST REPOST REPOST SOMEONE CALL THE REPOST POLICE NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA WOOOOOP WOOOOOP WOOOOP DEEERRRERRR DERRRERRR DERRRERRR BOOOOOEEE BOOOOEEEE BOOOEEE RYAR RYAR RYAR RYAR THIS VEHICLE IS PROTECTED BY A COBRA.

[–]bloodmoon2819 -4 points-3 points ago

Holy crap! I would die of laughter if I saw this!

[–]Reddit_ruined_memes -5 points-4 points ago

It is a meme outside of the internet, therefore it is very uncool.

logic'd

[–]CreepyCarbs -1 points0 points ago

suddenly_reposted

[–]potentiallyoffensive -1 points0 points ago

I saw this on funnyjunk two days ago.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Didn't realize funnyjunk still exists.

[–]potentiallyoffensive 0 points1 point ago

Didn't realize it was old enough for people to ask that question.

[–]kenz101 -1 points0 points ago

The cancer...

[–]statutory_cape -1 points0 points ago

wtf