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[–][deleted] 102 points103 points ago

[–]lily1346 29 points30 points ago

Every time I see this episode, I wish kitten therapy was a real thing...hospitals would suck a whole lot less if it was.

[–]Dandamanten 15 points16 points ago

except for all of the people who are unfortunately allergic to cats

[–]JimmyHavok 22 points23 points ago

Those poor souls are better off dead.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 1 point2 points ago

A side effect of extreme cat allergies is you never get close enough to get infected! Believe me, cats are a lot less cute without that worm in your brain.

[–]JimmyHavok 4 points5 points ago

You poor thing.

I blame so many of the good things in my life on toxoplasmosis: motorcycles, love of heights, not giving a fuck when someone's in my face, a warm cat on my bed at night...

[–]lily1346 5 points6 points ago

Hey, hospitals have Benadryl and shit! Worth it.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]lily1346 10 points11 points ago

Dude. Joke.

[–]3lementaru 13 points14 points ago

[–]Vessix 4 points5 points ago

Pet therapy is a real thing. Never heard of using kittens, but I'm sure its been tried. Not a bad idea, actually...

[–]dea4dmanwalkin 1 point2 points ago

I've seen a pair of golden retrievers being brought into a hospital for animal therapy time before.

[–]dezix 42 points43 points ago

Im sorry, Gael?

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

[–]Mic_Irvin 17 points18 points ago

Gail? Girl?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

If my ex brought home Enrique Iglesias I'd just give up.

[–]Patius 1 point2 points ago

Except that apparently he lacked in certain...departments.

[–]echOSC 5 points6 points ago

Kyle?

[–]justamathnerd 5 points6 points ago

Male Gale.

[–]3mic 5 points6 points ago

So Gayle?

[–]Katow-joismycousin 35 points36 points ago

I have the biggest man crush on Segel. Watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall for the first time a few nights ago, saw his penis numerous times. Should have watched it years ago.

[–]LkCa15 14 points15 points ago

You have to see "I love you man". It's awesome!

[–]Katow-joismycousin 5 points6 points ago

Oh I have and you are right! Jason Segel and Paul Rudd make a great team.

[–]rchase 7 points8 points ago

Um, and Rush. It's a trio.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 1 point2 points ago

DUDE, Rush is the greatest band of all time!

[–]rchase 0 points1 point ago

Goddamned right they are.

[–]mollshenanigans 31 points32 points ago

That's EXACTLY what I look like when I browse r/aww, with a lot of wishing I had a dog.

[–]latticusnon 8 points9 points ago

For me it's a lot of wishing I still had a dog. Losing a pet can make /r/aww pretty depressing.

[–]sirblastalot 5 points6 points ago

And for some reason half the posts in r/aww start with something like "This super-adorable animal TOTALLY FUCKIN' DIED."

[–]steviefin 21 points22 points ago

Teacup pig

[–]ellowelle 12 points13 points ago

I don't wanna be with you! ...Right now.

[–]Crossthebreeze 15 points16 points ago

Jason Segel is the only reason I still watch that show.

[–]stevejFTW 17 points18 points ago

What about NPH and Cobie Smulders?

[–]snackmcgee 6 points7 points ago

Boo Cobie. Yay NPH.

[–]stevejFTW 2 points3 points ago

But...but dat ass.

[–]sufficientlyadvanced 7 points8 points ago

Personally, I think that Allison Hannigan is hotter than Cobie Smulders.

[–]stevejFTW 2 points3 points ago

Yea but they both are sometimes hotter than eachother like on the episode where she is wearing the yellow dress and she becomes slap bet commisioner. Yea she looked amazing that episode and also many others.

[–]Zero00430 2 points3 points ago

I have to also agree with the stevejFTW. Most of the time, Ms. Hannigan is hotter, only because she has bigger boobs. Though, after watching the Avengers, I see Ms. Smulders in a new light.

[–]snackmcgee 1 point2 points ago

I guess I'm just into the more petite/curvy type (like Alyson Hannigan) than the tall/lithe type (Cobie). Just a preference. I love the Robin character but don't find her that attractive.

[–]luke1014 3 points4 points ago

That how I look browsing gonewild.

[–]BlakeC93 2 points3 points ago

So precious.

[–]Mythik_Ink 2 points3 points ago

Now where have I seen this gif before?

[–]needs_more_limerick 7 points8 points ago

You may think his expression is tame,
Like he's seeing a kitten again;
When he looks in this way,
You should all look away,
For his orgasm face is the same.

[–]Jinnofthelamp 0 points1 point ago

I think I've found a novelty with style.
I find that most are just pure bile.
Boy this is an effort.
Lets leave it to the expert.
I hope you'll be around for awhile.

[–]Medane 3 points4 points ago

Your imagination is very correct.

[–]anonymousHacker 2 points3 points ago

[–]mlsweeney 1 point2 points ago

What episode is this?

[–]buckyboy2009 4 points5 points ago

Season 3, Episode 1: "Wait For It"

[–]shaithew 2 points3 points ago

I think the one where Robin is dating Gael. Not 100% sure. If it is though it is somewhere around season 3.

[–]CupcakeBreath 1 point2 points ago

Yup....that's pretty much it.

[–]GMonsoon 1 point2 points ago

Oooh! Oooh! He's so cute! Look at him! Hiding behind that little couch! Awww XD

[–]ceandros 1 point2 points ago

For those with a sudden urge : www.reddit.com/r/aww

[–]surly_redditor 1 point2 points ago

The exact same way forty other posts have imagined people browsing /r/aww?

[–]JAnon19 1 point2 points ago

This is pretty accurate.

[–]KARMA_WHORE_REPOSTER 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
mfw I get the automated letter telling me that the subreddit I made this morning is now popular. 28coms 118pts 13dys gif
Everytime I go to r/aww 0coms 1pt 17dys gifs
Ladies and Gents, Jason Segel. (suggested x-post from /r/gifs) 1com -1pt 1mo aww
Ladies and Gents, Jason Segel 3coms 41pts 1mo gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]Siethron -1 points0 points ago

It's mostly depressed people going: aww, that makes me feel a little better.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

More like happy people being able to appreciate the cute things in life.

[–]tante_ernestborgnine 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but with more stuffed animals.

[–]Nogias 0 points1 point ago

So true..

[–]sharpey95 0 points1 point ago

i'm gonna post this in all aww thread

[–]Sissywhitegirl69 0 points1 point ago

Aw!

[–]pastasauce701 0 points1 point ago

I literally watched this episode yesterday. What are the odds!

[–]rchase 1 point2 points ago

232:1

[–]Garthim 0 points1 point ago

I am literally watching that episode right now on Netflix. Never seen it before. That scene played not five seconds before I clicked this link. Kinda freaking out.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

You hit it right in the dot. Except with more feet flailing out of excitement and cuteness diabetes

[–]thedoctorsgirlmariah 0 points1 point ago

That was me about 30 seconds ago...

[–]SpineBuster 0 points1 point ago

Everytime I see a picture of a baby harp seal.

[–]ianp622 0 points1 point ago

Are you too manly to admit that "This is how I browse r/aww"?

[–]Mr-Personality 0 points1 point ago

I imagine them more like, "aww is on the default front page. Whatever."

[–]clockworkoften 0 points1 point ago

This more reminds me of my boyfriend when he silently farts in bed and waits for me to notice it. Dick.

[–]daitsdudes 0 points1 point ago

Jason Segel goes to my local Shop Rite every couple of days.

[–]Cimari 0 points1 point ago

nailed it

[–]Lunatcharsky 0 points1 point ago

[–]ZeGermans750 0 points1 point ago

Cat funeral...... cat funeral.... it was an accident... and not entirely my fault..

[–]Ryugi 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that's basically it. Good one.

[–]SkyBS 0 points1 point ago

So accurate.

[–]xxkemmyxcookiexx 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because that's exactly what it's like.

[–]jsbrown91 0 points1 point ago

[–]theceasar 0 points1 point ago

basically me...

[–]RebelWithoutAClue 0 points1 point ago

Kind of looks like Robin Williams about to go down on his wife.

[–]lobster_breath 0 points1 point ago

I look like this

[–]progerialover69 -1 points0 points ago

repost, downvote, fag

[–]peachfuze -5 points-4 points ago

ITS A REPOST!!! DOWNVOTE TO HELL

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

This happens pretty much every time he posts and I've even called him out a few times, yet he doesn't just get a new account. I wonder why.

[–]FaZaCon -3 points-2 points ago

Was he intentionally tying to act effeminate in that scene, or is that just the typical metro-sexual male's natural behavior?

[–]NerdyChris 1 point2 points ago

Both.

Guys don't admit it but when we're alone and see something cute... We aww.

or squee.

[–]rchase 0 points1 point ago

And then we punch something, really hard.

[–]FaZaCon -2 points-1 points ago

Guys don't admit it but when we're alone and see something cute... We aww.

Ya, I heard about this phenomenon in men. Typically happens when their testosterone is depleted.

[–]KDIZZLL -3 points-2 points ago

"awww" is like a disgusting fat jew? SPEAK FOR YOURSELF /r/