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[–]obsideathian 10 points11 points ago

hahahahaha, Frank... that's a people name...

[–]brittsuzanne 1 point2 points ago

My friend's cat is named Frank. He's shaved like a lion. Rawr.

[–]claudesoph 3 points4 points ago

Most mammals are much more intelligent than most humans give them credit for.

[–]Senjiroh 10 points11 points ago

Except humans. Dumber than we give them credit for, mostly.

[–]cowboykillers 1 point2 points ago

who the fuck down voted this. i've never read anything more true in my entire life.

[–]Senjiroh 2 points3 points ago

The ones that make the statement true ;)

[–]cowboykillers 0 points1 point ago

good point! an upvote for the good sir(or ma'am)

[–]UTC_Hellgate 1 point2 points ago

Why does Reddit think cat's are stupid? My cat sits on the back of the chair waiting for me to get home. If I'm not home at the normal time, apparently he runs around the house yelling.

If my cat can understand the concept of time, and that I still exist when I'm not in his sight..Well..I'm pretty damn sure he's capable of thought.

[–]Bridgemaster11 1 point2 points ago

By any chance do you feed him when you get home? Because most likely what's going in his head during what you just described consists of exactly this: "I'm fucking hungry!!!!"

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[–]Ironbird420 2 points3 points ago

Because cats are nature and therefore beauty.

[–]MomoTheCow 0 points1 point ago

Murder ain't nothing.

[–]Ras_H_Tafari 0 points1 point ago

"I like beef and I like liver, I like chicken in my dinner"

[–]Mattyryan 0 points1 point ago

More like, he's spotted a seagull and he's weighing up whether it's worth getting wet to catch it...

[–]Alanamary 0 points1 point ago

I really don't think I up voted this for any reason other than the cat.

[–]enigmatik58 -1 points0 points ago

I don't know if you just caught me off guard or what, but I can't stop laughing at frank.

[–]thiswhovian -2 points-1 points ago

Deep.

[–]Zax487 -2 points-1 points ago

Quite Frankly I can see what you did there.

[–]tloftxj 2 points3 points ago