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Bad Luck Brian works the night shift (i.imgur.com)

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[–]deannapolis 51 points52 points ago

The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, the crash thinging the...yes! The hash slinging slasher!

[–]TheMattofG 30 points31 points ago

Taking out the trash, Taking out the trash, Taking out the trash...... at night.

[–]HayGuiseHay 24 points25 points ago

Sweepin' the floors... at night.

[–]praetorian45 30 points31 points ago

AAAAAHHH!! I burnt my hand! ... at night.

[–]Driftbeat 12 points13 points ago

Night! Night! Night! Night! Night! Night! Night! Night!

[–]Gredelston 11 points12 points ago

Ninininight ni-niiiiiiiiiiight! NIGHT!

[–]xrayscope 2 points3 points ago

Will you please!

[–]corey0317 2 points3 points ago

Gentlemen, you are all probably wondering why I have gathered you here.

[–]awag 1 point2 points ago

Wondering why......At night!!

[–]Mattyice318 17 points18 points ago

The Mash Bringing Trasher?

[–]Cornholioh 14 points15 points ago

The Trash Flinging?

[–]HayGuiseHay 10 points11 points ago

The sash wringing?

[–]LULBASAUR 13 points14 points ago

The Crash Dinging..?

[–]MmmmBaileys 6 points7 points ago

The Flash Springing...?

[–]GenocidePie 4 points5 points ago

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[–]Midnightmare1 50 points51 points ago

NOSFERATU!!

[–]Ares1221 55 points56 points ago

WOW SPOILER ALERT

[–]Jderp678 40 points41 points ago

This made me laugh so much more then it should have.

[–]PdoXSC[S] 30 points31 points ago

Haha _^ Spongebob references are always the best :)

[–]Jderp678 10 points11 points ago

Haha yeah. I bursted out laughing, thank you.

[–]IAmAFedora 7 points8 points ago

Wait a second, holy shit, he was afraid of a stabby drug dealer... Mind. Blown.

[–]shadowdude777 8 points9 points ago

I always thought that "hash" referred to hash browns, given that "he used to be a fry cook, just like you... only clumsier!"

[–]relativeDimension 0 points1 point ago

Sponegbob had double meanings for about a tenth of the jokes. (Your genius is showing...)

[–]GhostofVincentPrice 19 points20 points ago

Sometimes I think that I should feel a bit ashamed that at my age I understand these references, but then something like this is posted and I give 0 fucks while I laugh my ass off.

[–]Vivrenoctem 0 points1 point ago

The show is more than 10 years old. I was 14 when it came out, so I saw plenty before I was "too old" to watch.

[–]ThatsNotFroot 3 points4 points ago

"Squidward, I used your clarinet to clean out my toilet" "Huh?"

[–]cfr33zy 8 points9 points ago

"Hey all you people, hey all you people, hey all you people won't you listen to meeeeeee!!!!!"

[–]A_Stoned_Saint 3 points4 points ago

I just had a sandwich, no ordinary sandwich!

[–]Fusrohduh 5 points6 points ago

A patty made with jelly fish jellyyyyyyy!. 22yo ashamed

[–]Vivrenoctem 0 points1 point ago

Considering it started sitting when you were 10, you shouldn't be.

[–]CaptainMage 4 points5 points ago

nosferatu!

[–]Schwinehund 2 points3 points ago

I'm currently working the night shift. I'm scared now.

[–]jakedemian 2 points3 points ago

More than relevant.

[–]GopherBeef 1 point2 points ago

bravo

[–]svullenballe 1 point2 points ago

Could someone explain?

[–]ChalgakillerBG 2 points3 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwMqSjGyOuQ

[–]notverycreative1 2 points3 points ago

It's from an episode of Spongebob, the greatest show ever.

[–]DangerMouseToby 1 point2 points ago

Hold on my phone is ringing.

[–]MisterSnufflemonster 7 points8 points ago

"And the walls will ooze green slime!! ... Oh wait, they always do that."

[–]Raptor_Jetpack 0 points1 point ago

Actually made me laugh out loud.

[–]Rohan21166 0 points1 point ago

At night

[–]pixelat0ry 0 points1 point ago

And the lights will flicker on and off, just like the story...

[–]ironhulk 0 points1 point ago

Then the phone rings and no one is there

[–]iwillPWNyou 0 points1 point ago

does that mean he'll give you hash then kill you after you toke?

[–]KotopMiahc 0 points1 point ago

He is called: 'De Moesmakende Hakker' in the Dutch version of Spongebob Squarepants. Awesome show!

[–]SkyBS 0 points1 point ago

I watched a dubbed version of this episode in Spanish class one time. It was glorious.

[–]TrollingTroll101 0 points1 point ago

The lash bringing-trash picking-cash bringing- THE HASH SLINGER SLASHER

[–]calling1977 -3 points-2 points ago

Why is it that Spongebob is so fucking funny to the world? Either way, I nearly shat myself. throw back!

[–]jollyjayhawk -5 points-4 points ago

If you repost with "Works graveyard shift/Hashslinging Slasher", it would be funnier because the name of the episode is Graveyard Shift. Regardless of that, have an upvote for the creative reference!

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