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Whiskey Baby (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ColdWeatherKarl 56 points57 points ago

I can remember lots of pictures posted here of black babies holding guns or alcohol and they get downvoted and criticized to oblivion. Reddit is funny some times.

[–]sufrt 23 points24 points ago

i think that's because white people drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes isn't a rampant harmful stereotype

[–]justjokingnotreally 15 points16 points ago

I think you read "back" as "black".
EDIT: Come to think of it, maybe he'd meant "black" and wrote "back".

[–]Incongruity7 8 points9 points ago

I just realized he meant to say "black" after re-reading... changes the whole context of what I thought he meant.

[–]jeremy_280 4 points5 points ago

I did too, but what is a "back baby", is that how Babby is formed?

[–]stayinfresh 8 points9 points ago

baby got back

[–]jesset77 1 point2 points ago

Once you go back you never go black. ಠ_ಠ

[–]knurdshogun 4 points5 points ago

I want my baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back... Chili's baby black riiibs, Chili's baby black ribs!

[–]I_Quote_Gary_Oldman 16 points17 points ago

Reddit is funny because everyone is secretly a little racist. People who say otherwise are probably just cunts.

[–]mathees 6 points7 points ago

Did Gary Oldman really say that?

[–]yepthatshisusername 14 points15 points ago

yep that's his username

[–]mijamala1 0 points1 point ago

Deleted scene from the dark knight.

[–]rabidbob 0 points1 point ago

Could have sworn it was Abraham Lincoln.

[–]churchills 7 points8 points ago

Reddit is the same as society as a whole. Society as a whole holds the same viewpoints that you just mentioned.

[–]AboveTheClouds402 2 points3 points ago

What you say about our company, is what you say about society

[–]shutup_shinji 1 point2 points ago

Doo doo do-doo! Well, fuck, now I have to listen to that song

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Probably because they had racist implications and this one doesn't. Just sayin.

[–]ColdWeatherKarl 1 point2 points ago

"because they had racist implications "

How does a picture of a black baby differ in any way from a white baby except to those who are interpreting the picture?

[–]Incongruity7 5 points6 points ago

Because "reddit" consists of more than 2-3 people, and they're bound to have differing opinions.

[–]_GreyMatters 9 points10 points ago

Someone isn't familiar with the hivemind.

[–]Incongruity7 4 points5 points ago

Nah I'm familiar with it. I just find it funny when people say, "Why is reddit this way one day and then this other way the next?"

The number of times I see that said, its amazing that some people don't realize that reddit isn't one person, and there's bound to be differing opinions.

[–]dakru 1 point2 points ago

Exactly. It's as if Reddit's hypocritical because this week you saw an opinion that differs from the one you saw last week.

[–]logical_failacy 0 points1 point ago

It's a double-standard, though I don't mean that in a complaining way. Society has notions of what is acceptable and what is not. Look at the redneck memes. If you made a meme of the negative stereotypes of blacks you'd be ostracized. But oh, the redneck's house has wheels! That's funny.

I don't want to see this, simply because it may become "a thing" and the last thing we need is the facebook whores doing shit like this more often. That being said, this caption did make me laugh.

[–]SpiderJohn 133 points134 points ago

Please don't let this become a thing.

[–]cumfarts 73 points74 points ago

Freebird? I'm afraid you're too late.

[–]spartanKid -4 points-3 points ago

Ahh the ol' reddit switcheroo.....

[–]WiiMachinE 3 points4 points ago

If you started it at least link it.

[–]ripcitybitch 1 point2 points ago

Here we g00000ooooooooooooooooo!

[–]elj0h0 -1 points0 points ago

I thought her favorite song would be this one

[–]MediocreJerk 10 points11 points ago

To think in only 30 years she will be a grandmother

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[–]az4z3l 0 points1 point ago

Have no fear, /r/yolo already exists.

[–]CussCuss 3 points4 points ago

relevant

[–]DudeWithFoot 9 points10 points ago

"Hanging out with a baby is like hanging out with a really really small, really really hammered person." (Nick Swardson)

[–]AboveTheClouds402 1 point2 points ago

Dude wheres your shirt?

[–]laiyibeipijiu 4 points5 points ago

not unterrible

[–]organicfunk 55 points56 points ago

Hahaha the look on his face is priceless. Jesus people, nothing is going to happen to the kid for having an UNLIT cigarette in its mouth. EDIT: Her.

[–]swaggin_wagon 96 points97 points ago

We're just concerned because babies go through the process of teething. With a cigarette in his/her mouth, the baby would be teething, or chewing, on the filter. The filter is made of cellulose. Cellulose is spelled kinda like cellulite, thus, that baby will become fat. All this can be avoided if we just don't let our youth chew on cigarettes. Thereby solving the problem of American obesity.

[–]computrius 8 points9 points ago

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/stand-back-theres-science-in-this-shit.jpg

[–]I_ATE_A_REPUBLICAN 8 points9 points ago

Also, I think there may be fiberglass in some filters. Or at least that's what my health teacher told us to stop us from smoking in high school.

[–]Surfdudeboy 9 points10 points ago

He/She probably lied to you all. Smoking still isn't a great idea though.

EDIT: according to Mastercylinder2, Marlboro Cigarettes have fiberglass in the filter.

[–]I_ATE_A_REPUBLICAN 5 points6 points ago

I suspect that from the downvotes for no apparent reason that one of us is wrong.

[–]FUCK_WIZARD 6 points7 points ago

I can confirm with absolute certainty that either one, neither or both of you are wrong here.

[–]AboveTheClouds402 3 points4 points ago

I....uhhh...wut?

[–]Surfdudeboy 5 points6 points ago

STOP DOWNVOTING HIM ITS NOT HIS FAULT!!!

[–]Surfdudeboy 1 point2 points ago

I_ATE_A_REPUBLICAN wins! Fanfare sounds http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/u7tm7/whiskey_baby/c4t5dxg

[–]mastercylinder2 1 point2 points ago

Marlboros have fiberglass in the filter, camels have cotton.

[–]thelegend9123 1 point2 points ago

False. http://www.snopes.com/business/alliance/menthol.asp

Most, if not all, cigarettes today use primarily cellulose acetate filters. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_filter#section_3

There are numerous other places with the same information after doing a quick google search.

[–]mastercylinder2 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for correcting me!

[–]allittakes222 0 points1 point ago

They lied. Or if she didn't, she has special inside knowledge the ATF, FDA, CPSC. I'm not sure which agency would handle that. The ATF, because they monitor everything cigarette related. The CPSC because they monitor fiberglass. Possibly the FDA because they monitor drugs.

Since it's a bullshit and disproved rumor I've heard of twenty times, I don't think it's that much of an issue.

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    [–]njunk 25 points26 points ago

    Gonna go out on a limb here and say that that baby is a girl.

    [–]organicfunk 11 points12 points ago

    Woops...

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    [–]scarr83 8 points9 points ago

    My daughter, who is 7 and ALIVE, ate whole cigarettes before (she would climb up and get them). I called poison control and they said she'd just get a stomach ache, even the Dr said the same thing.

    [–]noccusJohnstein 10 points11 points ago

    It only takes 9 months to make a new one.

    [–]cumfarts 6 points7 points ago

    there's nothing in that article that says even one kid died from eating a cigarette

    [–]biffalu -1 points0 points ago

    It's pretty stupid to assume that anything you see on internet/TV/movies is real in the first place.

    [–]crispybishop 5 points6 points ago

    Relevant punch line?

    Whiskey Lullaby (look it up)

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    [–]aflamp 15 points16 points ago

    Is Jack Danials a knockoff whiskey, or did you swap an "a" for an "e"? If the former, how much for a handle and is it any good?

    [–]partanimal 2 points3 points ago

    *Daniels

    [–]AboveTheClouds402 2 points3 points ago

    That aint just a river in Egypt.

    [–]Unlimited_Chuckles 1 point2 points ago

    Heh

    [–]BakerMassacre 2 points3 points ago

    Same boat; I used Jack as cough medicine growing up, and I still drink it today. I guess it's a TN thing.

    [–]zeroesandones 2 points3 points ago

    I hope that you've just had too much JD to properly express your thoughts instead of making stuff up...

    [–]AboveTheClouds402 2 points3 points ago

    ITT: Trolls and the people feeding them.

    [–]ReasonableAnalogy 2 points3 points ago

    That's like Toddlers and Tiaras...but 10 times worse

    [–]theninjamanz 3 points4 points ago

    Please don't let this become a meme

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    [–]ani625 9 points10 points ago

    This "animal" makes me uncomfortable.

    [–]Emilada 1 point2 points ago

    The most interesting kid in the world.

    [–]fishgats 1 point2 points ago

    I saw this exact meme a few days ago in the comments section for the original picture.

    [–]brittyl1 1 point2 points ago

    I don't get what the big deal is here. It's just a funny picture. It's not like the cigarette has been lit. The bottle has a lid on it. I'm sure these people aren't terrible parents. Jeeze, angry redditors. Get the stick out of your ass and laugh for once.

    [–]msbubbles 1 point2 points ago

    I really hope this becomes a new thing... babies doing bad stuff is hilarious!

    [–]ktappe 1 point2 points ago

    I had wondered how people became trailer trash. Now I see they are trained to be trailer trash from the time they can stand on 2 feet. :-(

    [–]Woundedkneecap3 3 points4 points ago

    Ironically, more people take their own life to Freebird than any other song... It would be even more ironic if she was conceived to the song.

    [–]volkovolkov 7 points8 points ago

    Source.

    [–]Woundedkneecap3 5 points6 points ago

    I heard it on the Rooster teeth Podcast, a quick search turned up nothing... sorry

    [–]churchills 1 point2 points ago

    My mothers friend in high school died in a drunk driving accident. Free bird was playing through the still blaring car radio when the cops and ambulance showed up. They played it at the funeral too :(

    [–]Woundedkneecap3 5 points6 points ago

    sad, bro...

    [–]Batistick13 5 points6 points ago

    You guys need to stop freaking out about the baby having a cigarette in her mouth. I get it, bad image, oh no the baby will grow up loving cigarettes and die and have cancer blah blah blah.... no, the parents have a sense of humor, its a funny picture, I highly doubt that they give the kid cigarettes regularly to chew on or pack her teddy bear with tobacco. This is the internet, toughen up.

    [–]tirceol 1 point2 points ago

    Bracing for SRS shitstorm.

    [–]maruraba 5 points6 points ago

    There's nothing in this post that could frame women or LGBT's as victims, so it's of no use to SRS.

    [–]tirceol 0 points1 point ago

    THESE PARENTS ARE PROBABLY GAY BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS SAME SEX PARENTS RAISE CHILDREN TO BE DRUGGIES AND SERIAL KILLERS. PROBABLY GAY WOMEN TOO BECAUSE WOMEN CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.

    That should get them over here.

    [–]KidCosby 1 point2 points ago

    Bourbon Baby is a much better/more accurate name.

    [–]Cepheia 1 point2 points ago

    I know of a woman who had her child taken away from her for a period of time because her "friend", while baby sitting, took a picture of her child holding a beer can. She accidentally posted it to Facebook in with the rest of the photos that were on her camera.

    [–]PullOutBoy 2 points3 points ago

    ugh babies are so fucking ugly!

    [–]illmatic707 0 points1 point ago

    Gets so drunk she shits and pisses herself.

    [–]dronethrone 0 points1 point ago

    I couldn't help myself.

    Edit: Should this have been posted in r/imgoingtohellforthis?

    [–]ooglemoogle 0 points1 point ago

    But Jim Bean is a bourbon although a whiskey based drink it is not whiskey

    [–]kittykatmeows 0 points1 point ago

    Yeah, when my baby is being bad, I shove some Jack Daniels and a cigarette into her too.

    [–]DerpingItUp 0 points1 point ago

    /r/shittyparenting

    [–]ehlu15 0 points1 point ago

    Parent of the year.

    [–]elkarcher87 0 points1 point ago

    these parents should be nominated for parents of the year.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

    There is a line! ಠ_ಠ

    EDIT Even Quark agrees!

    [–]necbone 0 points1 point ago

    PLAY SOME FREEBIRD BABY!!

    [–]IEnjoyRush79 -3 points-2 points ago

    This needs to become a thing.

    [–]WombatDominator -2 points-1 points ago

    Am I the only one who thinks these parents are fucking retarded?

    [–]homeless_man_jogging 2 points3 points ago

    Why? For allowing their kid to be within a foot of a bottle of whiskey with an unlit cigarette in his mouth for a laugh? Please don't have children, you have no sense of humour.

    [–]WombatDominator 1 point2 points ago

    Just screams white trash to me shrugs

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    [–]Romulet 2 points3 points ago

    It's just a baby, what the fuck?

    [–]thanatius -2 points-1 points ago

    No.

    [–]madiTHEcat -4 points-3 points ago

    Yes, it's a funny picture. But the baby could think it's okay for it to have a cigarette in her mouth since her parent placed one there. So she could get into a pack and think it's okay and possibly ingest nicotine.

    [–]freyyr 0 points1 point ago

    Psst! You forgot the sarcasm tag!

    [–]ZombieMeatPuppet -1 points0 points ago

    Really? You think the kid's gonna remember? =\

    [–]Hamtime -2 points-1 points ago

    looks like that kid already has AMD

    [–]downvoteme4sex -2 points-1 points ago

    Yeah..

    [–]MonotonousMan 1 point2 points ago

    Jesus christ.... You have to be kidding me.

    [–]kevinklee2003 -5 points-4 points ago

    wtf

    [–]Nethervex -4 points-3 points ago

    Inb4 child protective services

    [–]zero_to_hero -1 points0 points ago

    I'm so proud of my future daughter, brings a tear man.

    [–]zero00000 -1 points0 points ago

    Looks like she's missing a lighter.

    [–]Dresdain -1 points0 points ago

    Wow I am actually drinking Beam and 7up right now, smoking a cig, and listening to freebird.

    [–]VicYesterday -1 points0 points ago

    That's just scumbag parenting.

    [–]borromakot -1 points0 points ago

    ...she hasn't even broken open the Jim Beam, hasn't lit her cigarette, and still thinks she has a right to look righteously badass? Granted, her looks have swagger, but the spartans would have tossed her off a damn cliff.

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