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[–]Ezl 631 points632 points ago

Umm, based on the size of that block he has absolutely no reason to look so smug.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]MagicMurderBean 236 points237 points ago

This is such a strange website. What am I doing with my life?

[–]Lycist 38 points39 points ago

if I was magically murdering beans I'd probably be asking that same question.

[–]keath 51 points52 points ago

It's not MagicallyMurderingBeans, nor even MagicalBeanMurderer.

The bean itself appears to be the dangerous object.

[–]LandOfHalloween 16 points17 points ago

I'm adding it to SCP as we speak.

[–]Trachyon 4 points5 points ago

First test: can it kill 682?

Second test: put it through 914.

Third test: try it on 682 again.

[–]TheAtoYourQ 5 points6 points ago

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

[–]110-Montauk 1 point2 points ago

You know quite a lot, and I don't think I like that.

There's something I need you to do...

[–]Trachyon 1 point2 points ago

Aw crap... I'll go get the amnesiac.

[–]MananWho 9 points10 points ago

Don't lie, the only reason you're replying to that is in hopes that he'll sing your comment too.

[–]MagicMurderBean 8 points9 points ago

Killing me softly with his words, telling my whole life with his song.

[–]TwistEnding 6 points7 points ago

He deleted it. It had 852 karma and he deleted it!!!! WTF!!!!!!! Anyone wanna say what it was?

[–]Umpalumpa47 3 points4 points ago

It was him singing Ezl's comment.

[–]DownvoteDaemon 2 points3 points ago

Never in my life has there been a site i go to daily until now. I wouldn't have thought such was possible years ago. I asked my friend what the hell is reddit? I don't regret that decision but damn....

[–]wontony 61 points62 points ago

Oh do mine. Titties sprinkles.

[–]YourMusicalComment 257 points258 points ago

[–]EverydayMuffin 21 points22 points ago

That was beautiful.

[–]Terminus14 17 points18 points ago

You are, by far, my favorite novelty account. I hope you stick around for a while instead of dying out like most others do.

[–]YourMusicalComment 16 points17 points ago

Thank you. Comments like this help! I definitely won't be able to do it as often as I have today, but knowing people enjoy it will help me stay motivated, I hope!

[–]Eluriel 6 points7 points ago

You've lightened up my shitty day, thank you! :) One question though: what kind of software do you mostly use?

[–]YourMusicalComment 8 points9 points ago

So glad I could help! I use Logic Pro

[–]Joy_Killer 2 points3 points ago

I friended you so that I may stalk you follow your posts forever. I feel creepy now.

[–]ariheretic 31 points32 points ago

Okay, no, seriously. You, you come here right now and you marry me.

[–]celesteyay 2 points3 points ago

Back off bitch, I'm calling dibs on this.

[–]ariheretic 1 point2 points ago

You must be unfamiliar with the way that "dibs" works, whore -- I called it first.

CATFIGHT ENGAGED.

[–]celesteyay 3 points4 points ago

I WILL FUCK YOU UP, SLUT!

No but seriously, maybe we should look into Mormonism?

[–]ariheretic 2 points3 points ago

OH NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU STUPID CUNT.

Yeah, you know, I like the premise, but I'm not fond of religion.

Excuse me if I'm out of line, but I'm bi, do you happen to be bi as well?

[–]celesteyay 1 point2 points ago

Haha, I may or may not be.

Hint: yup

[–]mayclogthetoilet 9 points10 points ago

wow, this is really nice, actually. You sound like the Band of Horses lead singer.

[–]Humperdink_Fangboner 8 points9 points ago

This is the closest I'll ever come to hearing Wayne Coyne sing titty sprinkles.

Oh and by the way you're fucking awesome.

[–]Perk_i 7 points8 points ago

You sound surprisingly like Wayne Coyne.

[–]duelynotated 1 point2 points ago

You are the epitome of an awesome novelty account! Also you have a really cool voice!

[–]punked123 3 points4 points ago

You are officially the lord and savior of Reddit. NO 'SHITTY WATER COLOR GUY' GET BACK IN THE CORNER, YOU LOSE.

[–]AboveTheClouds402 0 points1 point ago

Are you Wayne Coyne?

[–]EverydayMuffin 27 points28 points ago

You're possibly my new favourite novelty account. I'm keeping my eye on you!

[–]JewboiTellem 19 points20 points ago

Dude this is like the 15th novelty account where they sing or play music for your comment.

[–]EverydayMuffin 25 points26 points ago

And this is probably my favourite one...

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[–]EverydayMuffin 37 points38 points ago

What's your problem? Oh... right, tornado in the anus...

[–]GaryMutherFuckinOak 10 points11 points ago

No native speaker here, but isn't "probably" a stronger word than "possibly"??

[–]SparklepireBETCH 6 points7 points ago

Correct.

[–]carpeDeezNuts 0 points1 point ago

Quite possibly.

[–]skinofaginger 4 points5 points ago

tell em Jew boi. Also, happy cake day!

[–]JewboiTellem -4 points-3 points ago

I hate the obsession over cake days and I hate you.

[–]skinofaginger 2 points3 points ago

oh snap

[–]KyleW17 4 points5 points ago

This right here is how to do a good novelty account.

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

not only that, but what a set up

[–]furtiveraccoon 1 point2 points ago

wut

[–]kelseyxiv 1 point2 points ago

This is beautiful - I could fall asleep to it

[–]Fuzzy_Pickles 1 point2 points ago

So my speakers weren't on and I was confused as to why so many people liked that video. High fives to you, good sir!

[–]urgit39 1 point2 points ago

you sound very much like the guy from the flaming lips...are you the guy from the flaming lips?

[–]YourMusicalComment 5 points6 points ago

Unfortunately no!

[–]nextplzzzz 2 points3 points ago

Welp, you have more karma than me in less than a day.

[–]IsMaithLiom 1 point2 points ago

I'd bet a lot of effort goes into this. Have some karma as recognition for your work, I'm sure it will be all worth it in the end.

[–]torch43 0 points1 point ago

I love you. So very much.

[–]Zoeloebean 0 points1 point ago

all the upvotes in the world!

[–]WhatWeAllWantToSay 0 points1 point ago

please, tell me your views on the current state of the us, all of them.

[–]DrWooWoo 0 points1 point ago

I like you. Will you be my internet friend?

[–]rmm45177 0 points1 point ago

This is beautiful.

Also, you kind of sound like Weird Al Yankovic.

[–]staffell 0 points1 point ago

This is the best novelty account ever.

[–]aaeris 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, though. That actually sounds amazing. I bet there's a name for this genre and its something weird. Post-Narrative Shoegaze?

[–]hahaimkidding 0 points1 point ago

Dude you got so much up votes, YOU DELETED THE COMMENT AND ACCOUNT??

[–]Arx0s -1 points0 points ago

Wat.

[–]rospaya -1 points0 points ago

Sorry guy, but I prefered ICommentInSong more.

[–]kokong7 12 points13 points ago

[–]InfernoAcid 9 points10 points ago

Its not his size. Its his amazing skill.

[–]Spr09 26 points27 points ago

Hey, for all you know he could just be really good at Jenga.

[–]TysonStoleMyPanties 41 points42 points ago

Size doesn't matter

...Right guys?

...right?

[–]Thumbz8 3 points4 points ago

Unless it's text.

[–]fumyl 4 points5 points ago

I think I read somewhere that the official consensus was anything over three inches doesn't matter, since the nerves/pleasure centers in the vaginal canal end after that length. If anything, it's more about girth + three inches or more.

/talkingouttamyass

[–]smileureoncamera 7 points8 points ago

well you've got a lot to worry about as yours will be on show for a while. Don't see you getting your panties back anytime soon

[–]StevenSeagalBladder 6 points7 points ago

Captain Obvious everyone!

[–]Stair_Car[!] 2 points3 points ago

Hey, if you're going to be small, at least be talented. Maybe she likes a guy who can hit "just the right spot."

[–]sotakeanap 6 points7 points ago

And based on the way she's holding those chopsticks, she has no idea how to deal with thin rods.

[–]tattarakis 1 point2 points ago

that's the fucking joke. well done.

[–]dirty_banana 1 point2 points ago

Don't be so quick to judge. It was his penis' penis.

[–]unheimlich 6 points7 points ago

I think you may have missed the joke, just slightly.

[–]brussels4breakfast -1 points0 points ago

I was just going to say something like that. One would need a magnifying glass just to see his weenie.

[–]BoredValet 46 points47 points ago

Why did the tile fall towards the left and not straight down??

[–]JustSuet 30 points31 points ago

I think a length of string may have been responsible for the block's movement all along.

Either that or Joss Whedon there is just showing off.

[–]InfernoAcid 13 points14 points ago

The movement indicates it was pushed from behind. But yeah by something like a pencil ( lol ). So when it comes out far enough and isnt pushed straight from the middle it will offset.

[–]JustSuet 41 points42 points ago

something like a pencil

The simile no man wants to hear.

[–]aurahematoma 33 points34 points ago

Because 9/11 was an inside job.

[–]Narugami 0 points1 point ago

Why could I not stop laughing at your comment?

[–]aurahematoma 1 point2 points ago

Because of the fluoride in our drinking water?

[–]Jjunior130 5 points6 points ago

His is curved

[–]SimilarImage 176 points177 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 months Zyu How to play Jenga here 222 1441
1 week Mapes Oh hey girl... /r/gifs 16 356
1 month Glaube Your move. NSFW /r/gifs 5 215

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[–]Leonheart515 26 points27 points ago

I always feel terrible when SimilarImages points out at least 5 times that I failed to see something on Reddit.

[–]GeorgeForeman98 34 points35 points ago

Thank you, repost bot!

[–]doihavetoregister 18 points19 points ago

I wish there was a feature in RES that would check to see if SimilarImage had posted in a thread, and if it had, RES wouldn't display that post.

EDIT: Apparently you guys do not like that idea as much as I do. My head is bowed in shame.

[–]Rapptz 4 points5 points ago

It's called ignore.

[–]dablupanda 0 points1 point ago

Good idea, but seeing as almost everything on Reddit is a repost, your front page would be fairly short.

[–]stickytruth 0 points1 point ago

There isn't an easy way to do that. All the methods I've thought of would require a substantial amount of bandwidth if there were more than a few users.

[–]aurahematoma 14 points15 points ago

What's this from?

[–]acronkyoung 5 points6 points ago

Also, that is Lindsay Ames, who is a funny woman. Here is her YouTube channel.

[–]chickenrevolution 2 points3 points ago

Anyone have a YouTube link to that? MTV won't let me watch it :(

[–]chickenrevolution 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]UncleFonzi 10 points11 points ago

OP's name is relevant.

[–]Turkalator 6 points7 points ago

This is one of those cases where you must fap.

[–]Madrugar 18 points19 points ago

I_must_not_FAP

[–]TableLampOttoman 1 point2 points ago

Joss Whedon?

[–]tyler2k 1 point2 points ago

HEY SINCE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC OF JENGA

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE "How to play Jenga - A tutorial" VIDEO ON YOUTUBE?

[–]alternate_ending 0 points1 point ago

Made me think: It would be more impressive if this guy managed to get the block up to the top of the stack.

[–]jillyboooty 1 point2 points ago

Meanwhile at Mojang...

[–]VinceViegel 1 point2 points ago

Is that Dana Gordon?

[–]uberkonsumer 1 point2 points ago

"It's your move..."

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

He moved one block. Just one.

[–]Oslan124 1 point2 points ago

Relevant username is relevant.

[–]Posts_Karmadecay 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How to get a girl to play Jenga with you. [NSFW] 2coms -1pt 8dys gifs
:D 3coms 14pts 1mo funny
Jenga - like a boss 5coms 17pts 3mos funny
Jenga - like a boss 6coms 42pts 3mos gifs
My my, that's quite a Jenga you have there 3coms 36pts 3mos gifs
How to play Jenga 222coms 1441pts 3mos funny
well hello there 2coms 8pts 12dys funny
Oh hey girl... 16coms 356pts 13dys gifs
Your move. NSFW 5coms 215pts 1mo gifs
Jenga anyone? 37coms 800pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]wersh 2 points3 points ago

must be one skinny dick

[–]itzmedavid 2 points3 points ago

micro penis.

[–]FatMansPants 0 points1 point ago

EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE !!!! WHERE IS THE DOCTOR !!!!

[–]nadiealkon 0 points1 point ago

OP username leaves question to doubt

[–]longrodvonhuttendong 0 points1 point ago

Hey look another repost! That one bot should be the top comment all the time now.

[–]David_Coron 0 points1 point ago

Someone's hand is right next to his penis...

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 0 points1 point ago

Wow it's like I've only seen this 7 or 8 times this past month

[–]gene4455 0 points1 point ago

Relevant username

[–]suspiciously_calm 0 points1 point ago

Big bad wolf?

[–]JupitersClock 0 points1 point ago

Well there is something men with small penises can do that men with average size can't.

[–]keshasparty 0 points1 point ago

Dustin Browder?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This is really hard to do.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This is really easy to do.

[–]EpicLegacy 0 points1 point ago

Relevant Username

[–]paedrarmy1 0 points1 point ago

I'm really concerned about your name in relation to the gif.

[–]SPAZZEH 0 points1 point ago

Just ONE block?

[–]imemorizedpi 0 points1 point ago

Greatest gif I've seen yet, hands down. (This is so perfect after having just watched Austin Powers, too)

[–]CYRlX 0 points1 point ago

[–]cerealpunch 0 points1 point ago

SOMEWHAT RELEVANT USERNAME.

[–]Iamjebson 0 points1 point ago

this is so fucking reposted its absurd

[–]nvr_ndr21_13 0 points1 point ago

Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick!

[–]ROFLcoptr501 0 points1 point ago

i like this guys name. I_must_not_FAP. fits the situation

[–]BrandonToddCarr 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]Meebert 0 points1 point ago

I keep trying that but I end up knocking over the whole tower

[–]Audiophile_is_Life 0 points1 point ago

Idk if I can touch another persons Jenga game again.

[–]sfwestbank 0 points1 point ago

Your username goes perfect with this post

[–]scarcrew 0 points1 point ago

May I just say how strangely your username fits mister I_must_not_FAP I just thought it is ironic:D

[–]Danmark_rages 0 points1 point ago

OP's username is kind of relevant i guess?

[–]everleet 0 points1 point ago

Is that Nina Hartley?

[–]koalaberries 8 points9 points ago

It's Lindsay Ames. You might know her from Skittles Boom Box.

[–]heliphael 5 points6 points ago

Now I want Skit Tells. Thanks a lot.

[–]drakegta 0 points1 point ago

She can taste my rainbow any day, ifyouknowwhatimean.gif.

[–]dismal626 0 points1 point ago

I thought that too the first time I saw her haha.

[–]jifwu 2 points3 points ago

That is the best thing I've seen all day.

[–]evanvolm 8 points9 points ago

You have had a very shitty day.

[–]Arx0s 0 points1 point ago

This implies his penis is less than or equal to 0.59×0.98×3.0 inches. ಠ_ಠ

[–]SI_Bot 0 points1 point ago

SI conversions:(FAQ)

  • 3.0 inches = 7.62 cm

This implies his penis is less than or equal to 0.59×0.98×3.0 inches(7.62 cm) . ಠ_ಠ

[–]Irongrip 0 points1 point ago

Yeehaw!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

See, girls are disgusted by anything to do with the penis. They deplore it at worst or are ambivalent about it at best.

[–]I_can_only_say_PENIS 0 points1 point ago

PENIS

[–]JizzTitsMCGEE -3 points-2 points ago

HE MUST HAV A TYNY DIK. MIN IS HEWJ AND I SLAPE U ACROS DA FAIS WIF IT

[–]Grinnedsquash 1 point2 points ago

Watch out guys, we got a grammar major with a big dick over here.

[–]JizzTitsMCGEE 1 point2 points ago

why thank u dardz

[–]Grinnedsquash 1 point2 points ago

Sarcasm, interesting. Also what is a "dardz" I am unfamiliar with this creature.it sounds fascinating.

[–]JizzTitsMCGEE 1 point2 points ago

dardz

[–]crazymuffin147 -3 points-2 points ago

him only taking out one block is impressive yet unimpressive at the same time

[–]doihavetoregister 18 points19 points ago

Ahh, impressive, yet impressive. Quite.

[–]crazymuffin147 0 points1 point ago

:p missed that, thanks

[–]smeaglelovesmaster -1 points0 points ago

AMA Request: Person whose hand was right next to that guy's balls. 1. Do you regret your career choice? 2. Are you now pro-balls? 3. Did your hand, at any time, touch his nuts or shaft? 4. What did you chit chat about with the nude actor? 5. Are you terrible at poker?

[–]chekkers -2 points-1 points ago

Surly not something to be proud of. Size-wise.

[–]parrotsnest -1 points0 points ago

I'd tear the whole thing down. It'd look like a Twin Tower getting fucked up by a 747 kapoosh! edit: just to clarify.. I was talking about with my penis.

[–]parrotsnest 0 points1 point ago

I wish to point out that I ran this comment by a fellow Redditor friend before posting, he gave the green light.. basically forced my hand. I was mislead.

[–]HailTheGemms 1 point2 points ago

Boy is your face red now.

[–]Grinnedsquash 0 points1 point ago

Oh hi Andrew! (I hope someone else listens to the Internet box)

[–]HailTheGemms 0 points1 point ago

Wait, what?

[–]Grinnedsquash 0 points1 point ago

It's a joke from the Internet box podcast. There is a guy named Andrew who every time he is in a video, the only comments are about how red his face is

[–]HailTheGemms 0 points1 point ago

I was rattled until you explained that. See, my name is Andrew and I was wracking my brain to see if I knew any 14 year old bronies from Houston that would know the common Username that I use.

[–]Grinnedsquash 0 points1 point ago

are you a 14 year old brony from Houston, b/c i am, or were you talking about me?

[–]HailTheGemms 0 points1 point ago

I looked through your comment history.

[–]brokenelevator -1 points0 points ago

Why does he remind me of Seananners?

[–]Depraved1 -1 points0 points ago

Poor bastard this is most likely the case http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

[–]CatHairInYourEye -4 points-3 points ago

Imgur must be having issues or I really don't get the joke. I see a screenshot of a woman eating from a bowl.

Edit: never mind...

[–]koalaberries 5 points6 points ago

It's an animated gif.

[–]CatHairInYourEye 6 points7 points ago

It loaded.. But the sound isn't working.

[–]koalaberries 7 points8 points ago

You're...you're kidding, right?

[–]zedwasdead 2 points3 points ago

I didn't get the sound, either...

[–]HailTheGemms 0 points1 point ago

But then who was phone?